Friday, September 7, 2012

Why Can't It Be

Why men can't be women:

1) Given our raging hormones, we will always be pregnant;

2) We are insensitive;

3) We are way too hairy;

4) We are sloppy and immature; and

5) We hate Oprah.

Post script: #4 is partially lifted from a line in Friends, Season 7. Unlike Senator Sotto, Raft3r likes to cite his sources.

46 comments:

Teacher Pogi said...

Iba talaga ang galit kay sotto ah.

Raft3r said...

overthinker palaboy, Hindi kaya. Eat Bulaga avid viewer ako! Nyahaha

Elsa said...

Nice segway
LOL

Raft3r said...

elsa, Nice! Hehe

pete said...

agree

Raft3r said...

pete, Magugulat naman ako kung disagree ka. Nyahaha

Visual Velocity said...

Correct, siguro kung babae ako matagal na akong buntis. High school pa lang siguro. Haha

Raft3r said...

visual velocity, Malamang ako din! Nyahaha

Teacher Pogi said...

natatawa ako sa inyong dalawa denoy at visual v.

Raft3r said...

overthinker palaboy, Yes. Andy is a hoot. Nyahaha

Elsa said...

Ang sarap kaya maging babae.

Raft3r said...

elsa, Ok. Sabi mo, eh. Nyahaha

Jayr said...

Pasalamat na lang tayo at walang tayong buwanang bisita at bahay bata

Raft3r said...

jayr, Bakit ayaw mo ma-experience? Nyahaha

gillboard said...

I don't know what to say. I'm speechless.

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Ikaw? Speechless? Hehe

Anonymous said...

ano ba talaga ang topic dito?
hehehe

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Whatever you want it to be. Hehe

Wendy said...

Men hate Oprah? Didnt know this. Gusto ko pa namang iadopt na mother si Oprah. Hahaha!

Raft3r said...

wendy, Nyahaha. You know any man na trip si Oprah? Sige nga.

Elsa said...

Hindi nyo kayang maging babae because you men are such weaklings. Tse!

Raft3r said...

elsa, Hindi ka naman highblood? Ha? Nyahaha

Wendy said...

Bukod kay Dr. Phil, wala na kong maisip hahaha.

Raft3r said...

wendy, That's because he works for her. Hehe

Dorm Boy said...

Simple lang naman dapat eh if me kinopya ka give credit to your source.

Ayan me bago na tuloy term sa pagkokopya ni Sotto- Pasottocopy. =)

Raft3r said...

dorm boy, Nyahaha. Panalo!

Anonymous said...

artista kasi..
di kasi gumaya kay Lapid, aminado na wala syang alam :) honesty is the best policy
-charlie mama

Raft3r said...

charlie mama, Lito Lapid talaga ang example? Hehe

Baby Francine said...

Women can't be men because we have no capability to be like Sotto.

Raft3r said...

baby francine, Nyahaha. Wala naman akong masagot dyan!

Baby Francine said...

Women are not losers. That's why Sotto is a man.

Raft3r said...

baby francine, Tama na. Please. Nyahaha

Hoshi said...

very Rannie Raymundo.

Raft3r said...

hoshi, Nyahaha. Kunwari di ko kilala yan. Hehe

anita said...

agree ako, ke francine
lol

Raft3r said...

anita, Asus. Kelan ka ba naman kasi nag-agree sakin, ha? Hehe

brando said...

oprah and sotto
paborito ko sila pareho
hahahaha

Raft3r said...

brando, Panigurado! Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

Nyahahaha! Sobra!

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Why is it funny? Hehe

linda said...

weeh

Raft3r said...

linda, Huh? Hehe

Anonymous said...

Hahaha buset
Pang asar
Hahaha

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Mission accomplished. Hehe

eden said...

I don't watch Oprah show because I don't like her.

Raft3r said...

eden, So dedma ka when she visited Australia? Hehe