Friday, October 9, 2009

Sixteen Going On Seventeen

Raft3r has a new crush – and this time, she is NOT a celebrity.

I met her in a restaurant.

She was out with her friends and Raft3r was with his buddies.

We exchanged glances and the flirting ensued.

She was cute as hell. I approached her.

It turned out the cute chick was only sixteen! That’s statutory rape.

To my defense, she didn’t look her age. Her body was well developed, if you know what I mean.

In a strange and twisted way, she may be perfect for Raft3r.

When she’s twenty six (which is a decade from now), I might just be ready to commit.

40 comments:

Judayski said...

oh sheep, sino yon????

uy. nene killer ka tlaga. ahahaha!

happy long weekend!

Raft3r said...

judayski, Wala ka kasi kanina eh. Nyahaha

gillboard said...

Cradlesnatcher!!! hahaha

the donG said...

and you'll be at what age by then? hehehe...

The Scud said...

half your age na yun ah. wait. more pa ata. haha. kidding.

btw, good luck sa 10-year wait. i'm serious. :D

Raft3r said...

gillboard, She's really Cute. As in. Hehe

the dong, Nyahaha. Idol ko si George Clooney, eh. Hehe

the scud, Seryoso talaga? Nyahaha. Ako din. Hehe

Random Student said...

Commit and you lose the blog slogan. Proceed with your 10-year plan we'll be here to pester you LOL

Raft3r said...

random student, Yon na yon! Hehe

Ganns said...

Go for it, Mr. Woody Allen!

Raft3r said...

ganns, Woody Allen? Suddenly being compared to Joe Jonas ain't that bad after all. Nyahaha

Andy said...

Wow, love, este lust, at first. lolz

wait said...

wait... a decade' kaya ba? Hehe

Wendy said...

Reminds me of that novel, Lolita:D

laieesha said...

eeww D.O.M. hahahaha

see, i told u i still visit... =P

len said...

By then, ang term of endearment niya sa iyo ay "tatang". Peace! :-)))

Let the countdown begin. hehe

bisaja said...

I think okay lang ang more than 10 years age gap, kung ok lang din sa babae. Pero yeah, too bad, kelangang mong maghintay until she's in her 20's. Otherwise magmumukhang kang cradle snatcher. But remember, sabi nga nila, walang expiration date ang mga lalaki. Hahahah!

Jerick (the former Curbside Puppet) said...

that girl loves joe jonas

hitokirihoshi_kawii said...

naks naman binata na si raft3r!

aja-aja! imbitahan mo na lang kami pag may development na.

teka nga pala kailan pa naging cute ang hell?

Coriander Dreams said...

hey raft3r! congrats on ur many million fan hits :) many more to come. cheers!!

..bakit naman 10 years? 2 years nalang legal age na diba (18)? hahahah!

Troubled Soul.... said...

hahahaha oh my God Sir Dennis! Pedophile ba iri? Nakakataw!

Troubled Soul.... said...

hahahaha oh my God Sir Dennis! Pedophile ba iri? Nakakataw!

RaYe said...

heheh.. 10 years? goodluck sa paghihintay.. :)

Raft3r said...

andy, Tama ka dyan! Nyahaha

wait, One decade! Mabilis lang yon! Hehe

wendy, Hot din si Lolita! Hehe

laieesha, I know. That's why I love you.

len, Hwag ka ganyan. Bata pa ko! Batang isip! Nyahaha

bisaja, Yun na nga lang pinanghahawakan ko eh. Hehe

jerick, Naku. Di ko suot Wayfarers ko non, eh. Nyahaha

hitokirihoshi_kawaii, Trust me. Cute ang hell. I've been there. Hehe

coriander dreams, Hehe. Salamat. Pero di pa naman million. Hehe

troubled soul, Di naman! Nyahaha

raYe, True love waits. Hehe

pete said...

ang lupit mo!

Raft3r said...

pete, Nyahaha. Walang pakialaman ng buhay! Hehe

Beth said...

Ang tagal!!! Pwede naman after 7 yrs lang, when she's 23 na. Or 24.
Wla naman sa age ang maturity ng tao, right? Emotional maturity, I mean.
Hindi ako napailing this time. I really like it when men admits that they're interested (seriously) or smitten sa apple of their eyes. :)
Pray ka lang, who knows, siya na talaga. :) Sa wakas! :)

Btw, sana visit ka uli either tomorrow pm or later. I've a new post and I've linked your blog up and some of my blogger friends. You'll gonna be happy for me in my new post! :)

Liz said...

Naku sobrang bata nga hehe. MAy gatas pa sa labi yun!

Btw, thanks for visiting my food blog. :)

Lancaster Puppy said...

Retuhan mo naman ako ha-ha! Yung may buntot din ha...

Marie Angela said...

What the---16?! Balat sa puwet, partner... ;-P

mitzi said...

heheh, more than half your age... but i guess that's okay. yung age diff ng mom and dad ko is 14 years :) pero i think you shouldn't wait ng 26 nga, baka dapat 21 palang you find her na again... :) sige ka baka maunahan ka :p, but then again, if you're meant to be together, nothing's going to get in your way!!!!

Raft3r said...

beth, Nyahaha. Talaga di ka napailing? Sige, daan uli ako sayo mamaya!

liz, Ako rin naman may gatas pa sa labi! Hehe

lancaster puppy, Alam mo. Sa lahat ng tuta, ikaw lang ang marunong magblog! Hehe

marie angela, Nyahaha. Partner, thanks for swinging by! Kaso late na. Hehe

mitzi, Oo nga. Lagi na akong nauunahan. Hehe

prinsesamusang said...

tell me you're joking. LOL

eden said...

finally you found her na.love can wait, anyway..hehehe.. good luck! and keep us updated lolzzz.

thanks for the visit and comment/s.

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, You can't handle the truth. Hehe

eden, Yes. True love waits. Hehe

atticus said...

nakow. piyansa, piyansa. ingat. haha.

ikaw talaga, minsan lang maglumandi, mali pa ang na-target. hehe.

Raft3r said...

atticus, Ayun na nga. Hehe

Bernadette Anne said...

How long will this crush last, Raft3r? By the time she is of legal age, you would have found and moved on to greener pastures, not singular but plural:-)

Life of an eternal bachelor talaga. Until the next voluptuous, pretty girl! :-)

Raft3r said...

bernadette anne, You can always read my mind. Why is that?

chubskulit said...

hahahaha sige wait ko yan pag commited ka na, dont forget to invite us ha?

Hey can I ask a favor please???/

I am trying to generate some support for our daughter. I entered her into a Smile Contest, so if you could please vote for her (just once), the contest runs until October 31st and your vote would be so much appreciated. To cast your vote, please go to this link. Please look for Jillian Rylie Cottrill. Thank you very much for all your help!

Raft3r said...

chubskulit, I will vote. Syempre pa. Thanks!