Raft3r has a new crush – and this time, she is NOT a celebrity.
I met her in a restaurant.
She was out with her friends and Raft3r was with his buddies.
We exchanged glances and the flirting ensued.
She was cute as hell. I approached her.
It turned out the cute chick was only sixteen! That’s statutory rape.
To my defense, she didn’t look her age. Her body was well developed, if you know what I mean.
In a strange and twisted way, she may be perfect for Raft3r.
When she’s twenty six (which is a decade from now), I might just be ready to commit.