Jaded

What's the big deal?

Marriage is just legalized sex.

Why Should I Cry For You?

Crying is not part of Raft3r's DNA. 

That doesn't mean that I don't have a heart. It only means you're insignificant.

Easier Than Love

Call me an amateur. 

Call me a coward. 

I don't give a f@ck!

The truth is I would rather be alone than be with YOU. 

Is this clear enough or would you like me to spell it out?

Why Did I Get Married?

Just for the sake that someone would personally handle my wake and funeral, I will get married.

50 Ways To Say Goodbye

Why bother with 50 ways to break up with someone? 

Guys can sum this up in just one easy step. 

Want the best way to say goodbye to your lover? 

Simply disappear like a ghost. 

It's a piece of cake. Any man can teach you how to do this.

Boys And Girls

Want to be good friends with the guys? 

Serve their egos. 

Want to get the attention of the ladies? 

Shower them with praises. 

Flattery (in both genders) will definitely take you places.

A Stroke Of Luck

Not getting married (yet) and being a long time iPhone user are the two best decisions I've made in my adult life.

Why Can't It Be

Why men can't be women:

1) Given our raging hormones, we will always be pregnant;

2) We are insensitive;

3) We are way too hairy;

4) We are sloppy and immature; and

5) We hate Oprah.

Post script: #4 is partially lifted from a line in Friends, Season 7. Unlike Senator Sotto, Raft3r likes to cite his sources.

I Write Sins Not Tragedies

I will never EVER be good for you.

Please consider this as your last warning.

Post script: Musang, a very good friend, has featured Raft3r on her blog. Check out the sexy interview here. It's good for a laugh or two.

The Bride Wore Black

You must really be that dense to even consider Raft3r to a godfather in your wedding.

What the F@#K were you thinking?!?

Why would I stand as witness to an institution that I have very little regard for.

Ball And Chain

Raft3r will not marry for all the wrong reasons.

I don't want to get hitched just so I can prove my masculinity.

Marriage is also not the solution to an unplanned pregnancy.

Your marital status does not define who you are.

Matrimony is not the answer to loneliness.

But I will get married for money.

Let's Get It On

What would you do if your partner refuses to put out?

Father And Son

Things I inherited from my father:

1) his temper;

2) his sense of humor;

3) his take no prisoners attitude;

4) his healthy appetite; and

5) his dashing good looks.

Things I did not inherit from my father:

1) his excellent driving skills;

2) his one track mind;

3) his impeccable handwriting;

4) his lack of interest in travel and adventure; and

5) his ability to commit.

You Owe Me Nothing In Return

I'm done with you.

Good luck. You'll need it.

Life without me would be one bumpy ride.

Somebody That I Used To Know

Of all the girls I have been with, you were the only one I said "I love you" to.

And I meant it.

The Crying Game

This one's for the ladies.

If you have a choice and your husband abandons you, would you rather lose him to another woman or a man?

Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood

Just because I smile every time we run into each other at the hallway does not mean I like you.

What Is Love

It is otherwise known as martyrdom.

No Other Woman

Bakit ba mas maepal pa ang kabit kesa sa legal wife?

Life Is A Flower

I often wonder why (some) women choose to give up their virginity on Valentine's Day.

Then I remembered...

It's quid pro quo.

Men give flowers on Valentine's. Women reciprocate this gentlemanly gesture by surrendering their flower.