His name redefined what the saying "Dream Big" is all about.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Monday, February 27, 2012
In the Philippines when an establishment offers free WiFi service, that can only mean one thing.
The connection is so slow that you are already out of that place even before you can log in.
Internet connection is way crappier if provided by Globe.
Saturday, February 25, 2012
A highly strung woman entered the restaurant with her male companion.
When the crazy chick opened the door, she loudly exclaimed to her boyfriend: "Push nga, eh! (Sign says push!)"
Yet she pulled the door.
This goes to show how women can be so stubborn.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
That was once the battle cry of the music industry.
Madonna has made a fortune by flaunting her sexuality.
Britney Spears is also a strong advocate of this cause that she chooses to go commando any day of the week.
Janet and her notorious hands over breasts Rolling Stone cover made headlines and remains to be one of the top selling issues in the magazine's history.
But these days, it seems the music industry is singing a different tune.
Angst is the new sex.
Perfect example is Adele who just swept the Grammys.
Let's not forget the Queen of Angst, Alanis Morissette. Jagged Little Pill sold a gazillion copies. The more enlightened she became, the lesser albums she sold.
Clearly, music enthusiasts enjoy angry women.
Given how men are such assholes, women will have plenty to sing about in the years to come.
Friday, February 17, 2012
I often wonder why (some) women choose to give up their virginity on Valentine's Day.
Then I remembered...
It's quid pro quo.
Men give flowers on Valentine's. Women reciprocate this gentlemanly gesture by surrendering their flower.
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
All my classmates knew that. In fact, I received condolences on my Facebook account. What gives?!
Mom was alarmed that I had a thing for black women.
During puberty, my infatuation with Whitney waned. After all, she did The Bodyguard.
She went on to become one of the biggest music superstars of this generation. To simply put it, Whitney Houston was The Voice.
Dead at 48.
Whitney was quoted as saying, "Crack is whack."
That has got to be the best advice I heard from anyone.
Rest in peace, Ms. Houston. May you find the greatest love of all in Heaven.
Friday, February 10, 2012
Once upon a time in a kingdom far away, Prince Charming Raft3r met Princess X.
Just in time for Hearts' Day, Prince Charming Raft3r decided to pursue Princess X.
For 4 consecutive days leading to Valentine's Day, Prince Charming Raft3r had his emissary send flowers to Princess X.
Each bouquet of flowers came with a handwritten letter.
When Princess X combined all 4 notes, it read: "Will you be my..."
On February 14, Prince Charming Raft3r went to Princess X's castle with a big bouquet of red long stemmed roses and a placard which read "...Valentine?"
Princess X was delighted.
But like any other good fairy tale, Prince Charming Raft3r eventually broke her heart.