This one's for the lovely ladies.
Wanna get married?
Try dating Raft3r.
As past relationships would dictate, going out with me is almost a surefire way to get hitched.
When your hook up with Raft3r wanes, your next boyfriend would be THE ONE. You were so burned out by me that you'll channel all your energy in catching the right guy.
Two or three exes could attest to this. (Marriage bliss is not a guarantee, though.)
So ladies if you're looking for Mr. Right, you have to go through Raft3r first.