Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Mr. Wrong

This one's for the lovely ladies.

Wanna get married?

Try dating Raft3r.

As past relationships would dictate, going out with me is almost a surefire way to get hitched.

When your hook up with Raft3r wanes, your next boyfriend would be THE ONE. You were so burned out by me that you'll channel all your energy in catching the right guy.

Two or three exes could attest to this. (Marriage bliss is not a guarantee, though.)

So ladies if you're looking for Mr. Right, you have to go through Raft3r first.

44 comments:

ganns said...

The blog is alive! It has survived the apocalypse!

Denoy Eusebio said...

ganns, Hanggang 19 pa sya. Halatang hindi nagbabasa maigi, oo. Nyahaha

anita said...

ay. di bale na lang. lol

Denoy Eusebio said...

anita, Don't worry. The feeling is mutual. Nyahaha

yummy friend said...

Goodluck Chuck lang ang peg mo! Hahaha! Wag na lang din.

Denoy Eusebio said...

yummy friend, Sayang. Ikaw din. Nyahaha

atticus said...

talaga namaaaaannnnn! daig mo pa ang karinderyang bukas sa lahat ng may barya. kiri! lantod! haliparot!

*batok!*

Denoy Eusebio said...

atticus, Aray ko naman. Masakit yun batok mo, ha. Medyo malakas. Nyahaha

Elsa said...

You're like the lover from hell. LOL

Denoy Eusebio said...

elsa, Cool. Nyahaha

Eternal Wanderer... said...

ladies lang? :(

lolz

Denoy Eusebio said...

eternal wanderer, Nyahaha. Oo, eh.

Jayr said...

Tama. Dusa muna bago ligaya. Hehehe

Denoy Eusebio said...

jayr, Nadale mo! Nyahaha

pete said...

pwedeng title din dito ang gives you hell

Denoy Eusebio said...

pete, Nyahaha. Grabe naman!

LJ said...

at siyempre aagree ako... hahaha! Sana maka 100 posts ka pa bago mag January 19. lols

Denoy Eusebio said...

lj, Ay. Hwag naman. Nyahaha

eden said...

Oh my..bakit ganoon ka ? hehehe

Happy New Year, Rafter! sorry for the late visit. i've been busy for our trip to the phils.

Denoy Eusebio said...

eden, You went home! Sana pala nagkita tayo! Hehe

anita said...

natawa ako sa comment ni eden. lol

Denoy Eusebio said...

anita, Di mo kinaya? Nyahaha

Wendy said...

Pag nagsuffer talaga ang tao, di na nya gugustuhing maulit pa yun. LOL!

Denoy Eusebio said...

wendy, Teka. Tanong ko sa kanila, ha. Hehe

brando said...

eto ba ang dating promo mo?

Denoy Eusebio said...

brando, Very enticing ba? Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

Sino ba ang desperado ikaw o sila?

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Sino ba ang atat ikasal? Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

Hi there Denoy! Wondering if you could help me spread the word on this to your avid readers - "Your One Great Love" is trying to reach her TEDDY and her "what-if-love". In case you can relate - have a read here:

youronegreatlove.blogspot.com

She's hoping that it will reach him one day.

Thanks!!

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Sure. Promote ko sa next blog post natin! Hehe

pete said...

aba at endorser kapa ngayon

Denoy Eusebio said...

pete, Masarap tumulong sa kapwa. Try mo. Nyahaha

pete said...

gago

Denoy Eusebio said...

pete, Highblood. Mag-Pilates ka nga. Hehe

pete said...

pang chicks lang yan

Denoy Eusebio said...

pete, It is. Kaya it's a great way to hook up! Hehe

Baby Francine said...

You're an ass.

Denoy Eusebio said...

baby francine, I know. Nyahaha

Elsa said...

Hala ka! LOL

Denoy Eusebio said...

elsa, Bakit na naman! Nyahaha

hoshi said...

tindi mo kuya! hahaha!

hindi ko ita-try na i-date ka. bakit?

hindi ko ma-imagine. naduduwal ako hahaha. pero don't worry excited akong makita kung mataba ka nga in person o nag-effect na yang Pilates mo.

hahahahahahahaha!

Denoy Eusebio said...

hoshi, Nyahaha. Sabi ni ermats chubby daw ako, eh. Pano yan?

tina said...

omg 10 days na lang denooyyy!! :(

Denoy Eusebio said...

tina, Konti nalang! Hehe