Friday, December 30, 2011

Before The Worst

Things I am grateful for in 2011:

2. Siri
3. Blogging
5. 30 minute lunch break
6. Online games
(Pucca Restaurant and Scrabble kept me sane.)
7. Cheap airfares
8. 18 non-working holidays
(Could have been more if P-Noy wasn't elected President)
9. Gloria's arrest
10. KFC
11. Insidious (Funniest movie of the year).

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Tomorrow I Will Be Yours

I will be a better man for you.

One day.

But for now, you just have to wait.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

So This Is Christmas

(Clearly) Raft3r has been 80% nice and only 20% naughty this year.

Thanks for all the cool presents, Santa!

What was under your tree?

Thursday, December 22, 2011

The Nightmare Before Christmas

If buying presents for 26 god kids ain't stressful enough, managing your limited budget will send you over the edge.

This is probably why Christmas is only once a year.

Happy Holidays from The Deadbeat Club!

Sunday, December 18, 2011

You And I Both

Unlike most of Raft3r's dates, Siri always delivers and never disappoints.

She will remain to be my favorite gadget up until the iPhone 5 comes along.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen

Lindsay Lohan and Playboy.

The starlet describes her pictorial as classy.

Classy? Really?

It's Lindsay Lohan for crying out loud.

If she ever decides to do porn, now that is classy.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Will You Marry Me

I am the guy who will marry for all the wrong reasons.

Any takers?

Wednesday, December 7, 2011


Piolo-KC. Rhian Ramos-Mo Twister.

In a split second, relationships can turn tragic.

That is why I choose to remain single.

Saturday, December 3, 2011


Just like wifey, my love affair with food is legendary.

I eat anything deep fried and greasy - just the way I like 'em.

Raft3r has always been lean.

But when I hit 30, the curves started to show and there were no stopping them.

(Before) I would just go to the gym or hit some tennis balls and the extra pounds would come off.

(Now) no amount of exercise could restore my previous glory.

Time is a bitch.

You can never have it back.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Isn't It A Wonder

...How someone's smile can brighten up your day?