Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Touch My Body

Raft3r received a proposal.

Stop right there.

It is not the kind of proposal you are thinking of. I am not getting hitched.

Someone propositioned Raft3r to be the father of her child.

I had a lot of crazy proposals in the past. Hell, even indecent ones. But this one definitely took top honors.

I won’t go much into details to protect her anonymity.

For a while there, it got me thinking.

Is Raft3r a baby maker or a manwhore?

49 comments:

atticus said...

at pinag-iisipan mo nga? maghunus-dili ka. umayos ka. lika rito, gigisingin kita ng mag-asawang sampal. *breathe*breathe*

komplikado iyan. ingat.

Raft3r said...

atticus, Naman! Hehe

bena said...

patay tayo dyan! napaka-bongga naman ng proposal na yan.. naku, think that you're not born to be a plain babymaker raft3r.. ikaw?.. hehehehe..

PS: ang gaganda ng mga Victoria's Secret Angels.. exception yata kung SILA ang magpropose sayo.. hihihi.. Panalo!

Raft3r said...

bena, You're back! Kamusta na?

gillboard said...

kung ayaw mo ako na lang... hehehe

Raft3r said...

gillboard, I-fb kita. Serious offer daw, eh. Hehe

len said...

Every man can be a sperm donor but it takes someone really, really special to be a father, a daddy to a child. :p

Raft3r said...

len, And that is why I said NO.

Jella said...

Denoy, yun nga ba talaga ang totoong dahilan why you said NO? (,") Hehehehe. Kidding aside, siring a baby is easier than being a father. So, if you can't be a real father, don't sire a baby. Agree? (,") But if you do decide to take that leap of faith in getting hitched, and eventually siring a baby, I know you'll be a wonderful father.

Raft3r said...

jella, Hehe. Salamat!

Andy said...

"Anakan mo ko! Now na!" Hehe.

Raft3r said...

andy, Linya ba yan sa isang badly acted Pinoy flick? Hehe

the donG said...

i too once received a proposal like that but i jokingly accepted it.

The Scud said...

paano yan kung si wifey ang nag-propose? hehe.

on a serious note, complicated masyado ang set-up na yan. hindi naman siguro lasing yun nung nag-propose?

atticus said...

anong naman naman ka riyan? umayos ka. ikaw iyong tipong maiinlab sa baby the minute you see his/her face. alam mo ba kung gaano kahirap iyan pag sperm donor ka lang?

umayos ka at karerin ang paghahanap ng matinong magiging nanay ng mga anak mo. na ako ang ninang!

letse.

Raft3r said...

the dong, I-photo blog mo yan. Please!

the scud, Pag ke wifey pikit mata pa! Hehe

atticus, Opo. Yes, ninang.

hitokirihoshi_kawaii said...

ah okay... wala ng post script?

pero in fairness kung papangalanan mo yung girl sisikat siya, ibina-blog mo e. heheheh

Lawstude said...

call me old school but that is not my concept of fatherhood. pero knowing you, di ka rin papayag dyan.

Judayski said...

someone beat me to it???
i was reserving it pa naman pag 30 na ako. hahaha.

eden said...

I thought it was a kind of proposal na you know what....hehehe

You have to be careful and think hard before deciding to go ahead. you know, it is really really hard watching your own child grows yet he/she is not yours.

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii, Nyahaha. My wish is for her to read this post. Para she can realize how silly her idea is.

lawstude, Hehe. Tama ka dyan!

judayski, Hayaan mo. Uunahin kita. Nyahaha

eden, True. True. Di ko pa kaya ang ganyan klaseng responsibilidad! Nyahaha

Survey Said said...

matamphuhing man-whore - 58%
matampuhing baby-maker - 11%
undecided kung baby-maker o man-whore, but definitely matampuhin - 31%

SWS, 04Dec09.

Raft3r said...

survey said, For the record hindi talaga ako matampuhin. Pramis. Nyahaha

pete said...

Ayos!

Raft3r said...

pete, Parang hindi! Hehe

Random Student said...

ilan daw? and for how long? hahaha! don't sign anything yet. read the fine print.

Wendy said...

Akala ko sa mga artista lang nagpapalahi yung mga gustong magkaanak na ayaw ng dyowa or asawa. Ibig sabihin, artistahin ka sa paningin nung girl! Naks! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder nga naman. Hahaha, joke.

Raft3r said...

random student, Focus talaga on the fine print ha? Hehe

wendy, Nyahaha. Akala ko din, eh. Hehe

pete said...

Punta ka Podium?

Raft3r said...

pete, Tinatamad nga ako eh. Tapos gastos pa yan! Hehe

PUSANG-kalye said...

oh hoh...I smell trouble. I hope walang sabit to coz this is a VEERRRYYYY BIG responsibility.....

pwera lang kung tatayo kang ama ng isang aso or any pet for that matter.lol

Raft3r said...

pusang-kalye, Nyahaha. Parang mas masaya nga kung may animals involved ano? Hehe

Liz said...

Nyahahaha, baka naman nga sa yo talaga?

Kung sakali... ninang ako ha!

Liz said...

Mas mabuti na yung magkaanak ka with the girk you love at totoong magkapamilya ka syempre. Btw, nag offer din ba ng pay o palahi lang talaga, hahaha!

Hipchick said...

i'm speechless!... pero sa personality mo, i don't think you would accept it. hehe!

ahmer said...

the title of this blog is MC song... Hmmmm
aka WAIT : )

my new site still under construction' hehe

brainteaser said...

hahahaha.

what can i say?

kaloka.

Jerick (the former Curbside Puppet) said...

c'mon kuya! the question's as easy as 1-2-3.

you're a manwhore.

cheers!

pete said...

Sige na nga.
Ninong na ko.

Raft3r said...

liz, Naku. Wala ngang perang involved, eh. I asked it already. Hehe

hipchick, Hehe. You know me. =)

ahmer, Eto ba ang new project mo? Ayos!

brainteaser, Ako din. Di ko kinaya. Hehe

jerick, Nyahaha. Tama yan!

pete, Sira! Ewan ko sayo. Hehe

Stephanie said...

Naloka ako sa balitang ito....mauunahan mo pa ako?!

Raft3r said...

stephanie, You need help ba? Nyahaha

Stephanie said...

Sira ka talaga! at talagang serious ka ha! loko2 katalaga....:)

Raft3r said...

stephanie, Mas sira ulo yun nag-propose. Hehe

Stephanie said...

Patunay lang yan na ikaw ay HOT...guwapo mo Raft3r!!!!! ahehehehehehehehhehehehehe....:)

Raft3r said...

stephanie, O kaya madaling utuin. Nyahaha

RaYe said...

if sperm donor lang, advise ko sayo GO.. hahaha

pero father of her child? naku, pag walang love, slim chance of being a good dad.. :D

Paulette said...

wooohoo!!! pwede!!!

Raft3r said...

raYe, Aba. May go signal na ngayon. Hehe

paulette, Naku. Nilaglag pako. Nyahaha