Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Muse

Raft3r got his groove back.

Chelsea Handler is largely responsible for getting me back in the swing of things – in reading, that is.

In a matter of months, I purchased all her books and read them in an instant.

My Horizontal Life covers Handler’s numerous one night stand sexcapades.

Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea dwells on family issues.

Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is more varied. It has stories of partying all night, practical jokes, and even the perfect vibrator.

Yes, the funny female who frequently talks about masturbation and getting it on with midgets is now a certified New York Times best selling author.

White trash is big business these days.

44 comments:

gillboard said...

so writer din pala siya... pag nadadaan ako sa palabas niya, di ko malipat ng channel... hehehe..

mahanap nga libro niya..

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Sa Fully Booked ka maghanap!

prinsesamusang said...

i always enjoyed chelsea sa mga commentary siya sa E pag may mga prod dun nakakatuwa siya.

umuulan na hindi ka pa din nakakadayo!

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Maaraw pa sa Maynila! 38 degrees! Hehe

eden said...

I've seen her on tv a few times and she is really funny.

hmmm..yong third book parang gusto ko yon.hehehee

thanks ha sa visit and comments.

Raft3r said...

eden, Salamat din sa dalaw at mga komento. Hehe

hoshi said...

mukhang interesante yung first two. try ko bumili niyan after kong mabasa ang mga children's books ko.

yo!

Raft3r said...

hoshi, Hehe. Children's book ang next sa listahan nyang gagawin. Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

tuwang-tuwa ka sa kanya ano?

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Nyahaha. Syempre. Para syang si Eugene Domingo sakin. Hehe

prinsesamusang said...

pahiram mo naman samin ang chelsea books mo para matawa din kami. ay nako sige ka aabutin ka na ng bagyo.

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Magkakaroon ng Bataan adventure ang The Deadbeat Club!

ahmer said...

Di ko sya kilala hehe' si wifey mo napanood ko sa AI : D

Raft3r said...

ahmer, Hehe. Astig si misis kagabi!

the scud said...

anon'g ginawa mo kay wifey at nag-ala G.I. Jane ang buhok kagabi? i was expecting another wardrobe malfunction pa naman. haha.

happy weekend, raft3r!

the scud said...

anon'g ginawa mo kay wifey at nag-ala G.I. Jane ang buhok kagabi? i was expecting another wardrobe malfunction pa naman. haha.

happy weekend, raft3r!

Raft3r said...

the scud, Hehe. Cute ano? I'm in love!

Vidad said...

Tuwang-tuwa talaga ako sa title ng third book nya.

Raft3r said...

vidad, Pinag-isipan diba? Hehe

Pete said...

Bagay ni Janet gupit nya. Bumata sya.

Raft3r said...

pete, Si Chelsea topic dito. Hindi si misis.

Raye said...

love her too... pero i still have to read her books. wala pang time ngayon.. kalerks ang call center. *lol*

Raft3r said...

raYe, Kalerks? Hehe

Wendy said...

I might just read her books. If she's anything like Eugene Domingo when she writes, riot yan for sure.

Tamang-tama gusto kong matawa.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Riot yan! Hehe

Hi! I'm Grace said...

Sound interesting ang mga books nya ah. Hanapin ko nga. Thanks for sharing, Raft3r. :)

Raft3r said...

grace, Anytime and welcome back!

Anonymous said...

Sino siya?

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Sikat sya. Gaya mo. Hehe

Andy B. said...

Wow, she looks good! Too bad I'm not into women, haha

Raft3r said...

andy b, Si Janet ba o si Chelsea? Hehe

nasty said...

funny sya. si chelsea. not janet.

Raft3r said...

nasty, Hehe. No one said my wife is funny. Pero salamat for using one of her songs as your username. =)

DJ said...

dennis! janet jackson's on american idol! syempre ikaw naalala ko.

Raft3r said...

dj, Hehe. Panalo performance ni misis! Astig!

roc said...

O di ba bongga ang bday gift ko sayu...through and through sa lungs mo ha ha ha!

Raft3r said...

roc, Hehe. Quick and painless nga. Salamat!

nasty said...

She looks good. Janet. Not Chelsea.

Raft3r said...

nasty, Now you're talkin'. Hehe

The Reviewer said...

mabenta ang reyna ng okray hehe. kelan kaya yung host ng the dish?

Raft3r said...

the reviewer,Naks. May titulo na si Chelsea. Hehe

len said...

Your post actually reminds me I haven't read a good book for quite a while now. :(

Raft3r said...

len, Chief! Is that you? Hehe

glentot said...

I like Chelsea, I like her show especially the round table... I like her stand ups, but I prefer Kathy Griffin... read her book!