Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The Place We Ran From

Serious question.

When and where is it proper to fart?

I raised this question since a male colleague passes gas every time I run into him in the men's room.

His fart is not even the silent kind. It's the one that sounds like a deflating balloon. Plus, it stinks. Big time.

He goes on with his business as if nothing is wrong.

Raft3r, on the other hand, is bothered.

Why would someone deliberately fart at me?

55 comments:

prinsesamusang said...

panalo haha ibig sabihin attracted ang gases niya sayo? hmmm... i don't think i even want to think about it.

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Yeah. Let's not. Nyahaha

dong ho said...

parang may punto si prinsesamusang. lol

Raft3r said...

dong ho, Nyahaha. She always has a point. Lalo na pag no comment sya. Hehe

msbolin said...

at least he's doing it in the men's room. he's taking the meaning of comfort room seriously, and indeed giving him the comfort he needs. lets just say na NATATAON LANG. ehehhe. bad timing, though.

Raft3r said...

msbolin, Hindi din. Ang nagkataon mga dalawa o tatlong beses. Pero kung palagi, di na pagkakataon yon. Sinasadya na. Hehe

msbolin said...

hahaha. natumbok mo.

pero sabi nga nila, for the benefit of the daw. kaya wag bigyan malisya. wehehehe.

Raft3r said...

msbolin, Lumipat na nga lang ako ng CR eh. Hehe

Jerick said...

if it were a public place, i would have farted where it was airy and has got great ventilation.

Raft3r said...

jerick, Sana lang mabasa nya ang comment mo. Hehe

ahmer said...

minsan kase di ko napipigilan kay naitutuloy ko pero medyo nahihiya pa ang tunog nya. hehe

Raft3r said...

ahmer, Nyahaha. Ewan ko nga ba. Malas lang ako siguro at lagi ko syang nakakasabay. Hehe

msbolin said...

"di ka namin tatantanan!" says mike enriquez. di kaya fan sya ng imbestigador? wahahaha

Raft3r said...

msbolin, Nyahaha. Itanong ko. Banyagan kasi sya. Baka di sya nanood ke Pareng Mike. Hehe

gillboard said...

at least alam mo may epekto ka sa at least isang tao. lolz

gillboard said...

at least alam mo may epekto ka sa at least isang tao. lolz

Wendy said...

Baka no big deal talaga sa kano? May nabasa kasi ko sa blog ng pinoy immigrant sa US na no biggie daw sa americans ang no. 2 when they do it in public/shared toilets. So what more ang farting? Peanuts yun, haha. As to why u end up being the captive inhaler of your coworker's gas everytime he farts is however beyond me. Baka karma? Aminin. :D

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Nice. Nyahaha. Ewan ko sayo. Hehe

wendy, Walang karma. Kasi wala naman akong inuututan, eh. Hehe

Wendy said...

Hahaha...ngayon lang ako naaliw nang husto sa toilet humor.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Nyahaha. You find it funny, huh? Hindi kasi ikaw ang biktima. Nyahaha

becomingjudie said...

to fart is human, to be a good looking farter, divine. hayaan mo na.

Raft3r said...

becomingjudie, Isa ka pa. Hehe

Wendy said...

Mismo;P Gantihan mo na lang. Baon kang kamote lagi sa office.

Lawstude said...

i dunno. ano ba irereact ko? gass, este pass nga muna.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Nyahaha. Pano yan? Dehins pa naman ako mahilig sa kamote. Hehe

lawstude, Hehe. Gas muna. Nyahaha

the scud said...

siguro naamoy ka ni fart at gusto nya magpakilala sa iyo, via the foul smell. lol.

Raft3r said...

the scud, Nyahaha. Malas nga naman, oo. Hehe

tina said...

grabe powers mo. or should i say... nung colleague mo?

buti na lang walang durian dyan at di kinakain nung colleague mo. imagine the stench.

Raft3r said...

tina, Nyahaha. I will be scarred for life, kung sakali. Hehe

gbert said...

hahaha dala ka ng posporo next time.. tapos magsindi ka, itiming mo.. let's see kung ganun ka deadly.. kapag umapoy, lagot na.. hahaha

Raft3r said...

gbert, Nyahaha. Lagot din ako sa security namin. Hehe

Pong :) said...

Hahaha! I'm taking the 5th amendement.

Raft3r said...

pong, Nyahaha. Ok, ok. Hehe

pete said...

sino yan?

Raft3r said...

pete, Libre moko. Sabihin ko. Hehe

the man in the restroom said...

Asus, sa iyo lang naman ako umuutot. As in sa yo lang.

Raft3r said...

the man in the restroom, Marunong ka Tagalog? Hehe

Joel said...

Nice

Raft3r said...

joel, Alin naman ang nice don? Ha? Hehe

atticus said...

hehe. pinersonal mo naman. nasa banyo siya eh. one time big time na, para di na niya gawin sa labas ng banyo.

Raft3r said...

atticus, Alam mo naman ako. Pati paglipat ng artista ng channel pinepersonal ko, eh. Nyahaha

anna said...

dude, i miss reading your blog. my kid is sick today and i didnt go to work pero napatawa mo ako dito. LES ba yun o FSO?

Raft3r said...

anna, Walang ganon klaseng power ang LES. Nyahaha

hoshi said...

advice from PuPu co:
complain!

may mga tao na akala okay lang kasi hindi naman sila sinasabihan. and maaaring sanay na sanay sila roon.

eh ikaw sanay na sanay naman inuututan, ngayon ka pa nagreklamo. chuz! joke lang

hahaha!

Raft3r said...

hoshi, Opo. Sanay na. Hehe

fiel-kun said...

You should "fart" in a place where nobody is around except you of course XD

Kakahiya kung sa public place at madaming tao ang makaamoy haha.

Raft3r said...

fiel-kun, Nadali mo! Hehe

rose said...

hello po.. pwed po bng mipag link exchange sa nyo? kung ok lng ... slamat

Raft3r said...

rose, Sure. Sure. Basta ikaw.

The Philippine Guild said...

fart when you're alone. fart at risk in public kasi you need to ascertain na on mute sya.

Raft3r said...

the philippine guild, Tama. TAMA.

eden said...

Parang he does it to attract attention..hehehe

Raft3r said...

eden, Pangit naman ng style nya. Hehe

len said...

Mag-earphones ka na lang when you go to the CR. hehe

Raft3r said...

len, Dapat siguro noseplug. Hehe