What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
How come Raft3r’s previous trip to Sin City wasn’t as adventurous as the one depicted on The Hangover?
Consider the following:
1. Marriage to a stripper;
2. A tiger trapped inside a hotel villa;
3. Mike Tyson singing along to a Phil Collins’ hit;
4. Stun gun demonstration;
5. A majorly pissed and totally naked Chinese gay guy;
6. Fat Jesus; and
7. Case of the missing groom.
…And where’s the masturbating baby when you need him?