Saturday, August 27, 2011

Break It To Me Gently

How do you politely tell the proud parents that their child looks like a monkey?

52 comments:

karl said...

try watching that baby episode of Seinfeld coz you and Seinfeld both have that dilemma. what he hates in that episode pa is how the parents are so pushing the baby to him making the imperfections of the baby all the more obvious

Raft3r said...

karl, Nyahaha. Sige. Will look for it sa YouTube! Thanks. Hehe

yummy friend said...

sabihin mo lang "unique" ang baby nila. so in the future pala, alam ko na kung pinipintasan mo ang anak ko.

Raft3r said...

yummy friend, Now you know. Hehe

Wendy said...

Uh oh. Look at the baby and say, "Oh look at you, you adorable little monkey!" Then look at the baby's parents and say, "You are both so lucky to have this little chimp!" Lol, I don't think there's a polite way of saying it.

Raft3r said...

wendy, I think you just found a way. Hehe

Hipchick said...

hala!.. kaninong anaka ba yan?
buti nalang wala akong anak. hehe!

Raft3r said...

huochick, Yours would probably be cute. Hehe

jayr said...

hahaha
sira ulo ka talaga

Raft3r said...

jayr, Nyahaha. Thank you!

Visual Velocity said...

Pray to God the proud parents don't get to read your post. :P

Raft3r said...

visual velocity, Hypothetical lang ito. Hypothetical. Hehe

gillboard said...

i know there's a site that shows ways to tell other people's baby's they look ugly. hehehe

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Show me! Please! Hehe

Ash-di said...

your baby looks like ehrmm... mr. bean?? future comedian huh. XD

Raft3r said...

ash-di, Nyahaha. That might work.

Troubled Soul.... said...

Natawa naman ako sa tanong na 'to...siguro kung ako, silent na lang or hmm i-divert ko na lang sa ibang usapin about pa rin the baby, like ang bilis nyang lumaki or silent na lang talaga...hehehe

Raft3r said...

troubled soul, Silent. Got it. Hehe

Baby Francine said...

I wonder how your future kids would look like?

Raft3r said...

baby francine, Takot nga ako sa karma! Hehe

hitokirihoshi jr said...

sabihin mo "...don't worry tuturuan ko siya ng iba't ibang tricks."

(ganyan kasi napagdaanan mo na. hehehe)

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi jr, Bad ka! Nyahaha

brando said...

hahaha
gago ka talaga

Raft3r said...

brando, Why? Hehe

tina said...

ang kulit ng tanong! haha. long time no blogging for me. mustaaa na? :)

Raft3r said...

tina, Busy ka kasi sobra! Hehe

dong ho said...

mahirap to ah. wag mo na lang sabihin.

Raft3r said...

dong ho, What if they ask? Hehe

michelle said...

i like your blog. you're funny

Raft3r said...

michelle, I'm funny? Really? Hehe

pete said...

ano bang klaseng tanong to ha

Raft3r said...

pete, A valid one. Hehe

Anonymous said...

lose-lose situation yan

Raft3r said...

anonymous, No win situation talaga! Hehe

kris said...

Wahahahh! Ganito lang yan:

“leche naman, nag-anak pa kayo! :D”

Hahahah!

Raft3r said...

kris, Nyahaha. Panalo!

Anonymous said...

OMG Raft3r! Shut up!! LoL!
-charlie mama

Raft3r said...

charlie mama, What? I didn't even say anything yet. Hehe

lara said...

Rafter,

You’re such as fat ass!@#! Hahaha!!!! Make sure di magets ng parents nung bata na sya na pala tinutukoy mo hahahaha!!!

Pero rafter, kilala ko bayan???? WWWWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEACE!

Raft3r said...

lara, Nyahaha. Again, it's a hypothetical question. Hypothetical. Kunwari. Hehe

Anonymous said...

before you say something, shut up ka na.. oh well, sabi ko nga sa'yo masama ang magsinungaling.. ;)
-charlie mama

Raft3r said...

charlie mama, See. Ang hirap! Hehe

Liz said...

i love wendy's way!

hehe

Raft3r said...

liz, Nyahaha. Galing, diba? Hehe

Anonymous said...

ay sha.. be kind to animals na lang.. hehe
-charlie mama

Raft3r said...

charlie mama, Nyahaha. Opo. Hehe

eden said...

I think I don't tell anything, baka magalit pa sa akin..hehehe

Raft3r said...

eden, Hehe. Yun nga, eh.

ahmer said...

Wag na lng sabihin. Hehe

Raft3r said...

ahmer, Mahirap gawin yan. Hehe

len said...

By not saying it. :)

Raft3r said...

len, Hirap naman non! Hehe