Afternoon Delight

I recently did reception duty at work.

I attended to an elderly couple.

Elderly man: "What is your name, son?"

Raft3r: "I am Raft3r, sir."

Elderly woman: "Are you married, Raft3r?"

Raft3r: "No, ma'am."

Elderly woman: "Ang gwapo mo kasi. Parang artista. (You're so good looking you could pass for a celebrity.)"

The lovely couple just made my day.

Love Hurts

What is the world coming to?

A 13 year old boy killed his 16 year old gay lover. The shooter later committed suicide.

Apparently, the 13 year old kid is the youngest sugar daddy in history. His folks found several remittance slips issued by their son to the 16 year old.

A husband was shot to death by his wife because of his philandering ways.

Both shooting incidents happened in a mall.

I guess it's true what they say. Love does hurt.

Everything You Want

14 boxes.
29 items.
30 days.

That's 14 boxes filled with 29 blu-ray discs all bought in a span of 30 days.

I blame Amazon and its ridiculously stupid low prices on my beloved objects of desire.

Christmas has arrived early!

You Must Love Me

How desperate can you get?

If I Ain't Got You

How does it feel to have someone who you can't live without?

Down The Drain

You know your co-workers are pigs when you receive an email from the ever friendly Maintenance and Facility Manager with the subject heading - Improper Toilet Use.

Rumor has it that our men's toilet was clogged when someone allegedly shoved two pieces of uneaten fried chicken.

Who in their right mind would do such a thing?

Wasting good food is always a no-no. Oh, and so is serious lack of toilet etiquette.

Blame It On The Rain

My childhood musical hero was Milli Vanilli.

What does that say about me?

Never Again

I have never tasted shawarma.

I never found Bea Alonzo appealing.

I have never played in the snow.

I never liked sushi or any raw food, for that matter.

I never enjoyed drinking coffee or tea.

I never turn down a blind date.

I will never run after an ex.

Post script: This serves as a sequel to Never Say Never.

What's Love Got To Do With It

When does love turn into an obligation?

Moves Like Jagger

I can't dance.

Never mind that YouTube video of Raft3r dancing along to High School Musical.

Zac Efron has every reason to feel threatened.

Despite convincing evidence to the contrary, Raft3r has two left feet. Really.

Post script: This post is intended for every work colleague who would (even dare) ask if I am interested in joining our upcoming Christmas party presentation. N-O!