Monday, November 28, 2011

I Wanna Be A Supermodel

October 28, 2011
8pm
Mall of Asia

A strange man approached Raft3r.

Strange man: "Excuse me. Would you like to do a VTR?"

Raft3r: "Huh?"

He handed me his card.

Strange man: "You got potential."

I smiled politely.

Strange man: "But you need to lose some weight and start working out."

I returned his biz card and walked away.

No one disrespects Raft3r and gets away with it.

51 comments:

gillboard said...

ang suplado.. di pa model may ere na!!!

hahaha

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Plus size model kaya ako? Nyahaha

jayr said...

ang taba mo kasi
lol

Raft3r said...

jayr, Nyahaha. Bawiin mo yan! Ngayon na! Hehe

pete said...

hahaha
akala ko ba hindi mo na ito iblog

Raft3r said...

pete, Nyahaha. I changed my mind. Obviously. Hehe

prinsesamusang said...

somehow i feel there is no right comment for this post so i'd just shut my mouth. nyahaha.

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Nyahaha. Silence is golden ba?

dong ho said...

hahaha... kala ko ok na.

Raft3r said...

dong ho, I can't get a break! Hehe

Eternal Wanderer... said...

jojo veloso scandal itoh.

weeeeee

Raft3r said...

eternal wanderer, Nyahaha. Hwag po, koyah. Hehe

Baby Francine said...

I was there. I saw everything. It was funny.

Raft3r said...

baby francine, Nyahaha. I know. And you couldn't stop laughing!

atticus said...

sensitib!

Raft3r said...

atticus, Am i fat? Hehe

atticus said...

sensitib!

atticus said...

hindi ka fat. you just need to work out.

Raft3r said...

atticus, Iyak nako! Nyahaha

atticus said...

ikaw naman. you just need muscle toning. tahan na.

Raft3r said...

atticus, Why can't I just be me? Nyahaha

ganns said...

Meanwhile, some of us are dying for some attention. It's been a year!!

Raft3r said...

ganns, Dinner this Friday?

elsa said...

lol time to hit the gym

Raft3r said...

elsa, No one is going back to the gym. You got that? Hehe

Anonymous said...

Aray.

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Bakit? Nasugatan ka? Hehe

Baby Francine said...

You can't have you cake and eat it too.

Raft3r said...

baby francine, Why not? I love cake and I love to eat. Hehe

hoshi jr said...

wahahahaha! pinasaya mo ako sa moment na ito. wahahahah!

Raft3r said...

hoshi jr, Serbisyong totoo yan. Hehe

Anonymous said...

isa sa mga fave stories ko ito.. hehe.. hayaan mo na lang compliment na din yun.. I mean, yun sabihin nya na may potential ka.. ;)
-charlie mama

Raft3r said...

charlie mama, Nyahaha. It also means I'm fat! Hehe

Anonymous said...

ang cute mo pare

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Asus. Di naman masyado. Nyahaha

Ana said...

Hehehe!
Funny story!

Raft3r said...

ana, I think it's a very sad story. Hehe

Vanessa said...

Mohdel!!!

Raft3r said...

vanessa, Nyahaha. May "h" talaga?

Lawstude said...

makikitawa lang haha. i dunno. we all think that model things are just hyped but we do one want (or try one) LOL

Raft3r said...

lawstude, Nyahaha. Tawa lang!

Wendy said...

LOL! Tingnan mo, may potential ka raw despite your weight. I wonder kung anong commercial ang gusto nyang ipagawa sa yo. Hahaha.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Pagkain siguro. Nyahaha

Ali Zeeshan said...

ya count me in...hahaHubsub Post

Raft3r said...

ali zeeshan, Nyahaha. Welcome to The Deadbeat Club!

ahmer said...

ang taray! lols

Raft3r said...

ahmer, Nyahaha. Hindi naman!

eden said...

hahaha.. start ka na kasi mag work out..

Raft3r said...

eden, Ayoko. Nyahaha

len said...

May potential talent na sana, nawala pa tuloy. hehe

Raft3r said...

len, Nyahaha. Anong potential kaya yon? Hehe