Tuesday, November 20, 2012

All The Right Moves

Some dating tips, Raft3r style: 

Never fight in public. 

Don't allow your partner to go through your wallet and cellphone messages. 

When apart, no monitoring of each others' exact whereabouts. 

Avoid too much public display of affection. 

No disclosure of Facebook and Twitter passwords to your significant other. 

If she doesn't swallow, she ain't worth keeping.

52 comments:

gillboard said...

okay.

hahaha

Eternal Wanderer... said...

ahmm, swallow what?

#inosente

PAK!

Denoy Eusebio said...

gillboard, Nyahaha. Ok talaga!

eternal wanderer, Swallow your pride. Hehe

Archieviner said...

Nice tips. Sapul sa lahat. Lalo na yung whereabouts. Di mo maiiwasan maghinala e.

based on ur experience ba to?

Denoy Eusebio said...

archieviner, Yan ang mga deal breakers ko. Nyahaha

Keso said...

dem right

Denoy Eusebio said...

keso, Op kors! Hehe

pete said...

amateur ka nga

Denoy Eusebio said...

pete, Shut up. Hehe

Gorgeous said...

Amateur!
Parang first timer na high school!
Hehe!!

Denoy Eusebio said...

gorgeous, Late bloomer naman non kung high school nagsimula. Nyahaha

fiel-kun said...

na intrigued ako dun sa may "swallow" part nyehehe :D

Olivr said...

Hurray for the master. Thanks for these tips.

Denoy Eusebio said...

fiel-kun, Google mo nalang. Nyahaha

olivr, Ang master na amateur. Hehe

anita said...

kadiri ka!

Denoy Eusebio said...

anita, Malamang hindi ka swallower. Nyahaha

anita said...

huwag mo nga akong isama sa mga kalokohan mo!

Denoy Eusebio said...

anita, Bakit ka pikon? Nyahaha

Wendy said...

Unreasonable naman ng rules mo. Hahaha!

Denoy Eusebio said...

wendy, Ano naman ang unreasonable dyan? Nyahaha

atticus said...

denoy, halika ritong bata ka. papingot!

i agree with the cellphone and whereabout sentiments. huwag insecure!

Denoy Eusebio said...

atticus, See. Hindi naman talaga ako unreasonable. Nyahaha

anita said...

shithead ka kasi
lol

Denoy Eusebio said...

anita, I know. Nyahaha

anita said...

buti na lang at hindi kita bf!

Denoy Eusebio said...

anita, The feeling is mutual. Nyahaha

Jayr said...

LQ kayo ni Anita? Hehehe

Denoy Eusebio said...

jayr, Pag nag walkout sya break nadin kami. Nyahaha

Jayr said...

Ano ba kasi problema nyo
LOL

Denoy Eusebio said...

jayr, Teka. Sino ba pinag-usapan natin? Nyahaha

Jayr said...

Ewan ko sayo
Hehehe

Denoy Eusebio said...

jayr, Ang pikon nyong dalawa ni Anita! Nyahaha

anita said...

tigilan nyo na akong dalawa. please.

Denoy Eusebio said...

anita, Opo. Nyahaha

pete said...

pda ka kaya

Denoy Eusebio said...

pete, Hindi kaya! Sweet lang talaga ako. Nyahaha

brando said...

helpful tips nga

Denoy Eusebio said...

brando, Syempre. Para sa bayan yan. Nyahaha

Elsa said...

What if the guy voluntarily gives away his passwords? Sige nga.

Denoy Eusebio said...

elsa, Sira ulo sya! Hehe

pete said...

walk out pwede?

Denoy Eusebio said...

pete, No comment. Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

agree naman ako sa lahat ng tips mo :)
-mhel

Denoy Eusebio said...

mhel, Walang pakialaman. Tama, diba? Hehe

Visual Velocity said...

Ay, agree re: swallow. Nutritious kaya yun. High in protein, pam-palakas ng tuhod. :p

Denoy Eusebio said...

visual velocity, Yan nga palagi ang dialogue ko. Girls don't buy it. Nyahaha

hitokirihoshi jr said...

naks alam na alam a.

na-hack na naman ata itong site na to. parang may sense kasi ang post na ito e.

hoy hacker nasan si Raf3r?

nyahahaha

Denoy Eusebio said...

hitokirihoshi jr, Wala si Raft3r. Nag-retire na. Nyahaha

len said...

Noted. :)

Denoy Eusebio said...

len, Good girl! Hehe

eden said...

hahaha.."shallow" !!

Denoy Eusebio said...

eden, Swallow. Nyahaha