Friday, January 11, 2013

It Could Happen To You

FACT: I have been a loyal Globe postpaid subscriber for the past 12 years.

FACT: Globe’s customer service sucks BIG TIME. Read this.

FACT: Globe once gave me a second hand mobile phone under their loyalty rewards program.

FACT: Globe failed to deliver my iPhone 3G because they don’t know where the US Embassy is located.

FACT: I don’t recall any Globe mishap with my iPhone 3GS. But I had that phone for only a very short period of time.

FACT: I waited for almost 6 hours in Globe Park Square 1 to get my iPhone 4.

FACT: For the iPhone 4S, Globe gave me 2 claim stubs - both for the same day but different pickup centers. When I called their hotline, they couldn’t confirm which claim stub was valid.

FACT: Globe has already introduced 4G technology when it hasn’t even addressed several 3G loopholes.

FACT: Globe gave me a claim stub for the iPhone 5 in a mall in Davao.

FACT: Globe's 4G LTE signal is intermittent.

FACT: Globe SM Makati said activation of my nano sim would take 1-2 days. Globe Hotline said it would only take 1-2 hours. After 2 days, still no signal. Called hotline again. Was advised activation still being processed by Globe SM Makati and that I should give it another 24-28 hours. Went to Globe MOA. They said Globe SM Makati never initiated activation of my nano sim.

FACT: Due to long queues in Globe (which is ALWAYS the case), I missed last night’s episode of Marian’s top-rating show Temptation Of Wife.

FICTION: I love Globe.

66 comments:

Jayr said...

Panalo!

Denoy Eusebio said...

jayr, Yes. Panalo talaga si Marian! Hehe

Overthinker Palaboy said...

change network na.

Denoy Eusebio said...

overthinker palaboy, Hwag na. I enjoy the stress. Nyahaha

Baby Francine said...

Such incompetence. Until when is your contract with them?

Denoy Eusebio said...

baby francine, I just renewed. Until January 2015! Nyahaha

yummy friend said...

But I bet you will not sever your ties with them. Dahil mas gustung gusto mo naman yung nahihirapan ka eh. AHAHAHA. :)

Denoy Eusebio said...

yummy friend, Tama! Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

ano ba naman yan

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Hassle talaga ang Globe! Hehe

Wendy said...

Fact: Masokista ka. Hehe.

Denoy Eusebio said...

wendy, Fact: I'm not SMART. Hehe

anita said...

lol. natawa naman ako sa last fact.

Denoy Eusebio said...

anita, But that's true. Hehe

mots said...

si marian siguro talaga ang nagpabigat sa kalooban mo. hehe

resbakan na yang globe! pero mas piiliin ko na ang mag globe kesa mag smart haha

Denoy Eusebio said...

mots, Oo. Ke Marian talaga. Biro mo I missed an episode dahil sa kabagalan ng sistema ng Globe. Bad trip talaga! Hehe

pete said...

may pinaghuhugutan

Denoy Eusebio said...

pete, Oo. Malalim. Hehe

fiel-kun said...

Naku, kahit mag change network kayo sir Denoy, pare-pareho lang mga manloloko ng customers ang mga yan. Itong Sun Cellular/Broadband na gamit ko ganyan din. Pasaway. Mga paasa ang customer service. Walang malinaw na regulations for their subscribers. Kainis. Kaya masarap tumira sa ibang bansa dahil dun mga reliable ang mg network providers.

Denoy Eusebio said...

fiel-kun, Tama. Choose the lesser evil ang labanan dito satin. Hehe

Anonymous said...

Ang tanong ay kung sino ang lesser of two evils?

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Definitely NOT Globe. Hehe

atticus said...

i agree. globe's service sucks.

i wants its corporate name changed to SITIO. hanggang sitio lang sila, ni hindi pang-barangay. tse!

Denoy Eusebio said...

atticus, Hehe. Please tell Mareng Winnie I shared her article with our readers, ha.

Elsa said...

Same reasons why I'm Smart.

Denoy Eusebio said...

elsa, You missed an episode of Temptation of Wife din? Hehe

pete said...

buti pa si mareng winnie textmate si ayala

Denoy Eusebio said...

pete, Nyahaha. Although, that didn't help her plight din. Hehe

Jayr said...

Globe sucks

Denoy Eusebio said...

jayr, Definitely! Hehe

Visual Velocity said...

Love ko yang Globe. Palagi kaming pinuputulan ng Internet connection maski bayad naman kami.

Denoy Eusebio said...

visual velocity, Nyahaha. The more reason to love Globe!

Anonymous said...

ang saklap!

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Totoo! Hehe

brando said...

sino ba ang topic globe ba o si marian

Denoy Eusebio said...

brando, Si Marian ang bida. Extra lang ang Globe. Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

Galit?
-mhel

Denoy Eusebio said...

mhel, Galit na galit! Hehe

Anonymous said...

davao? dapat bumili ka ng ticket. tapos sinabi mo eto ang ticket kunin nyo iphone ko at busy ako.

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Nyahaha. Sayang. Your advice came way too late. Hehe

prinsesamusang said...

who knew globe can inspire such a long post?

Denoy Eusebio said...

prinsesamusang, At edited pa yan. Nyahaha

Eternal Wanderer... said...

FACT: Globe gave me a claim stub for the iPhone 5 in a mall in Davao. <<< pasok sa banga!!! ahahahahaha

Denoy Eusebio said...

eternal wanderer, San ka pa! Hehe

pete said...

wala talaga kwenta ang globe

Denoy Eusebio said...

pete, Amen. Hehe

anita said...

wow naman properly documented ang lahat ng kapalpakan ng globe. lol

Denoy Eusebio said...

anita, Yes. Para factual. Hehe

anita said...

is this your last post na?

Denoy Eusebio said...

anita, May isa pa. Sa 19. Pero technically, this is the last post. Hehe

Anonymous said...

basura talaga ang serbisyo ng globe kahit kailan!

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Yeah. Basura talaga. Haba ng pila. Tapos bawat isa sa kanila iba-iba ang sagot sa iisang tanong mo. Kamusta naman! Hehe

tina said...

hihi love ka ng Globe Denoyyyy!

Denoy Eusebio said...

tina, The feeling is mutual. Nyahaha

Baby Francine said...

12 years? That's not smart at all.

Denoy Eusebio said...

baby francine, Yeah. Loyalty means nothing to Globe. Hehe

Dorm Boy said...

Jump in to Smart na! =)

By the way ok na ulit blog ko. Pwede na ulit ako magupdate ng blog ko!

Kaw na fan ni Marian Rivera! =)

Denoy Eusebio said...

dorm boy, Hehe. Sige. Dalaw ako.

hoshi said...

ako bago lang sa Globe and so far okay pa naman. Kasi nakatabi pa rin naman ang Smart ko. hehehe

gumaganda nga yang program na yan. hindi ko nga lang napapanood. galing pa naman ni Glaiza dyan. hehehe

Denoy Eusebio said...

hoshi, Be SMART. Hwag mokong tularan. Get out habang maaga pa. Nyahaha

eden said...

Sa lugar namin sa Cebu marami ang ayaw sa Globe, kaya lipat kana..hehehe

Denoy Eusebio said...

eden, Kumain ka chicharon at lechon?

riki said...

yah men your right.... Tagalog Pick Up Lines

Denoy Eusebio said...

riki, Yeah. Globe sucks.

Anonymous said...

bulok talaga ang globe...walang kwenta..kahit ung unli services or promo nila di reliable...kelangan mo pang maghintay ng bakante para makaregister ka...how lame is that...

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Yeah! Hehe. Globe sucks!