Thursday, February 19, 2009

How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days

Day 1: Talk about your ex.

Day 2: Make him wait for at least three hours.

Day 3: Call him every five minutes.

Day 4: Introduce him to the family.

Day 5: Hint about getting married.

Day 6: Start nagging.

Day 7: Pretend you’re pregnant.

Day 8: Watch a Julia Roberts movie marathon with him.

Day 9: Bond with his mother.

Day 10: Hold the sex.

32 comments:

Andy Briones said...

Which would you rather do: have a romantic candlelight dinner with Julia Roberts or baby talk with Angel Locsin for 1 hour on the phone?

Just kidding, Raft3r! Hehehehe. :-)

Raft3r said...

andy briones, Julia Roberts na lang. At least sya hindi laos. Hehe

The Scud said...

^ i smell a pro-marian rivera vibe. haha....

Raft3r said...

the scud, Pictures to follow. Hehe

Andy Briones said...

May bagong CD pala si Marian. Kumakanta pala yun?

Wala lang. Hehehe.

I'm not a big Julia Roberts fan myself, but she was okay in Closer. Have you seen it? Astig si Natalie Portman dun; pink yung buhok niya. :-)

Raft3r said...

andy briones, Tama ka. Closer was awesome. My mom is a big Julia Roberts fan. I watched all her movies with my mom. Parusa talaga!

Andy Briones said...

I'm a big fan of Closer. I like it when Julia plays bad girls; I don't like her tooty-fruity movies like Nottinghill.

I like her big fight with Clive Owen in Closer:

Larry (Clive Owen): You like him coming in your face?
Anna (Julia): Yes!
Larry: What does it taste like?
Anna: It tastes like you but sweeter!
Larry: That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.

Oh man, that blew me away! Great scene!

E-Tavasi said...

Wow.. good tips hehe...

Raft3r said...

andy briones, I don't recall that scene. Hehe. Mapanood nga uli.

e-tavasi, Hehe. Thanks!

The Scud said...

andy! peyborit scene ko yan sa closer. astig ang dialogue.

Ganns said...

11. Offer to start up a joint bank account.

*shiver*

Raft3r said...

the scud, How could I not remember that? Hehe

ganns, Hehe. #11 is scary!

Andy Briones said...

Raft3r, I'm very disappointed. Tsk, tsk, tsk. How can you not remember that scene?

Dude, you have to watch that movie again. When I saw it for the second time, I ended up liking it more.

The Scud is right, galing ng dialogue ng Closer. :-)

laieesha said...

i'm only doing 3 of 10... i guess i have to work on the other 7 para umalis na muahahaha

is this vice versa?? my boyfriend's about 7 out of 10 on this list... i guess girls are just more patient no?

Judayski said...

admittedly, i love doing #9. eh baket ba. ngayon kahit di ko na alam kung buhay pa yung mga ex ko, kilala pa ko ng mga nanay nila. wahaha!

Raft3r said...

andy briones, Opo. Panoorin ko sa weekend uli. Hehe

laieesha, Women are definitely more patient. Ewan ko ba kung bakit. Hehe

judayski, That's scary. Hehe

hitokirihoshi_kawaii said...

so difficult naman pala raft3r! pano kung may patlang?

Day 3: Call him every five minutes. - no way, kuripot ini!
Day 4: Introduce him to the family. - which one, first or second?
Day 6: Start nagging. - hmmm I'm silent criminal (ayoko ng daming paligoy-ligoy remember!)
Day 7: Claim you’re pregnant - how about, I'm actually gay or alien... hehehe
Day 8: Watch a Julia Roberts movie marathon with him. - Drew Barrymore na lang and anime... please naman oh!
Day 9: Bond with his mother.-ayaw scared ako... hehe

nangungulit lang ulit!

len said...

Hanep sa post-Valentine article ah! Ang sweet. hahaha

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii, Drew Barrymore? Pwede! She's cute, eh.

len, Ganon talaga. Hehe. I'm sweet, eh. Nyahaha

bestfriend said...

naku guilty ako dun sa call him after every 5 mins...eh sa na mi miss ko eh...kaya pala bigla na lang naging cold..dapat kasi noon mo pa ito sinulat!ay naku rafter!

Raft3r said...

bestfriend, Hehe. Better late than never?

Jella said...

Denoy, malabong gawin ko yung no. 7, while yung no.10 mo eh approved sa akin, hehehe. I've done no.1 and no.4, yung no. 5 sya ang gumawa nun, not me. (,") And he's still with me, hahaha. No.9, ala pang "personal" bonding with the mom over the phone, cel and sulat lang, hehe.

Jella said...

Denoy, malabong gawin ko yung no. 7, while yung no.10 mo eh approved sa akin, hehehe. I've done no.1 and no.4, yung no. 5 sya ang gumawa nun, not me. (,") And he's still with me, hahaha. No.9, ala pang "personal" bonding with the mom, over the phone, cel and sulat lang ang bonding namin, hehe. Hope to talk to you soon!

Raft3r said...

jella, Just got home. Talk to you over the weekend!

Wendy said...

What's wrong with a Julia Roberts marathon? Love her! Hehehehe

prinsesamusang said...

bakit parang maski ako ayaw ko yung mga nasa listahan eh babae naman ako?

Raft3r said...

wendy, Pare-pareho lang mga pelikula nya. Pag kulot sya, lagi sya bright and cheerful. Hehe

prinsesamusang, Thank God for women like you!

Andy Briones said...

"Pare-pareho lang mga pelikula nya. Pag kulot sya, lagi sya bright and cheerful."

-> Sole exception lang yata yung My Best Friend's Wedding. Kulot siya dun, pero she played a meanie, ehehehe.

Okay siya pag bad girls yung role niya.

liza said...

uy ako rin, i can sense the marian rivera vibe, hahaha.

Raft3r said...

andy briones, I just don't like her. Hehe

liza, Yeah. Marian rocks! Hehe

Anonymous said...

OR.. let him know that you're a bisexual or lesbian.. hihi!
-charlie

Raft3r said...

charlie, Nyahaha. Pwede! Uso naman yan ngayon, eh! Hehe