Thursday, April 1, 2010

April Fools Day

Raft3r is a certified prankster.

When I was a kid, I loved playing dead. I would sprawl on the foot of the stairs. Pour catsup on my mouth. Act like I fell. My grandparents were my favorite victims. They were punk’d all the time. It was a blast.

I once fooled a friend to thinking I got my girlfriend pregnant. Her concern was through the roof and it was quite alarming. She was almost on the verge of tears when I told her I was just joking. She almost slapped me.

Raft3r placed a telephone call to a relative and asked for bail. I mentioned I was in a city jail for drunk driving. She was willing to cough up the money and that she was on her way to pick me up. I immediately hung up.

Humor should be part of our day to day lives. Laughter is good for the soul - especially if done at the expense of others.

52 comments:

laieesha said...

sounds like someone's life is april fool's day everyday! =P

or is this someone just a pathological liar?? hehe

Raft3r said...

laieesha, I am such a terrible liar. Hehe

gillboard said...

when i was in first year college, muntik na akong bigyan ng despedida party ng mga kaklase ko...

akala nila lilipat ako ng la salle...

Raft3r said...

gillboard, La Salle talaga? Hehe

ganns said...

Don't you dare pull a trick on me; you know how gullible I am.

Raft3r said...

ganns, I know. Nyahaha

Jerick said...

pareho tayong terrible liar

Raft3r said...

jerick, Hehe. Cheers!

hoshi said...

naalala ko lang, madalas kong madale sa kalokohan si Len. wahaha

madaling maloko yan e,hehehe. magi-guilty ko na lang kaya sasabihin mo na lang ang totoo. pero isa lang ang di ko magawang magsinungaling sa kanya...ang magustuhan si Jay-R.

Raft3r said...

hoshi, Nyahaha. Masubukan nga. Hehe

Wendy said...

Hahaha, manghingi ba ng pampiyansa;D Re the catsup thing, bata ka pa lang pala, pwede ka na magshowbiz. I could never pull that kind of trick. Matatawa ko for sure.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Yes. I am a serious thespian. Hehe

jay said...

biktima mo din ako
hehe

Raft3r said...

jay, Nyahaha. Those were the days!

pete said...

hahaha
di ko kinaya si Jay
hahaha

Raft3r said...

pete, Nyahaha. High school days panalo talaga! Hehe

hoshi said...

i agree sa comment mo sa kay laieesha.

pero aminado ako na masydo akong nagpapaniwala, maliban sa iyo. buwahahaha

Raft3r said...

hoshi, Nyahaha. Maniwala ka sakin. Good boy ako. Hehe

Oms said...

den, ikaw cguro ung nagtext sa kin noh na alien no.? =)

Raft3r said...

oms, Nyahaha. Hindi ako. Di naman ako alien, eh. Hehe

Anonymous said...

Dude, amishu na super!!! Have a blessed Easter! See you soon! :-)

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Dude! Ako ba ang pupunta dyan o ikaw ang pupunta dito? Hehe

RaYe said...

hahaha.. pranks, keri lang. pero wag naman sana ung sobra.. lalo na ung pranks na sobrang emotions yung mapi-feel mo.. yung ganun, niaaway ko ung tao. :D

Raft3r said...

raYe, Remind me not to do that to you. Ok? Hehe

ahmer said...

happy easter raft3r! egg hunting!
Nasa Grandeng bakasyon ako ! :D

Raft3r said...

ahmer, Ang saya!

pete said...

tanda mo yun pagtatago natin sa kanya sa loob ng sinehan?
hahaha

Raft3r said...

pete, Nyahaha. Buti na lang talaga di sya pikon. Hehe

kengkay said...

happy easter! was in malibay last good friday, my girls were saling pusa sa way to calvary ;D

Raft3r said...

kengkay, Hehe. Wala kami sa Malibay ngayon. Sayang.

eden said...

yes, i know there are people who like playing pranks. that's fun really but wag naman yong sobra baka ma heart attack pa yong biktima..hehehe

Happy Easter!

Raft3r said...

eden, Nyahaha. Parang masaya din yon? Hehe

random student said...

karma is a biyatch hehe

Raft3r said...

random student, You think? Nyahaha

jr said...

yes, artistahin

Raft3r said...

jr, Nyahaha. Di naman masyado. Hehe

Hipchick said...

laughter is the best medicine... huwag nga lang masobrahan.

happy easter! :)

sensya na ngayon lang ulet naka bisita. na miss ko blog mo. hehe!

Raft3r said...

hipchick, Hehe. I missed you, too.

HalfCrazy said...

Laughter is good for the soul and I admire people with a great sense of humor. I just don't like it when jokes are taken too far! Haha like, someone takes my phone and hides it on their underwear for about 3 hours! Eek!

Those are some great ideas, though..

Raft3r said...

halfcrazy, Nyahaha. Ayos yon, ah. Teka, ginamit mo pa uli yun phone mo pagkatapos?Hehe

Liz said...

Laughter is indeed the best medicine, pero ang lakas mo palang mangasar grabe, hehe.

Raft3r said...

liz, Nyahaha. Medyo tamed na nga yun mga nilagay ko dito sa blog, eh. Mas malupit pa ako dyan. Hehe

Anonymous said...

you are so funny!
-charlie

Raft3r said...

charlie, Birthday mo ba!

Andy said...

Tara, prank call natin si Ate Glo. :D

Raft3r said...

andy, Ayaw ko atang mapatay. Hehe

tess said...

Hala apply na kay mother lily.

Raft3r said...

tess, Nyahaha. Post dated checks daw binabayad ni Mother, eh. Gusto ko spot cash. Hehe

len said...

It's these little tricks that make life exciting. Wag lang over ha! :p

@hoshi, ang gullible naman niyang len na iyan. hehe

Raft3r said...

len, Nyahaha. Gullible ba talaga? Hehe

len said...

Ewan ko ba diyan kay Hoshi kung sinong len ang tinutukoy niya. Ka-nickname ko pa. haha

Raft3r said...

len, Naku in denial pa. Hehe