Friday, June 18, 2010

My Monster Mom

Meet the mother from hell.

Scene 1

Raft3r: “How long has the car been in your possession?”

Monster Mom: “Oh, just recently.”

When it was the prosecutor’s turn to ask, monster mom changed her story.

Prosecutor: “How long has the car been in your possession?”

Monster Mom: “Since last week of January.”

Whatta liar.

Scene 2

Monster Mom: “Makonsensya ka sana, Raft3r. Sinira mo kinabukasan ng anak ko!” (“You ruined my son’s future. You have no shame.”)

Raft3r is the victim here. Why should I feel guilty in pressing charges against someone who stole my car?

Scene 3

Monster Mom: “I will just pay for the months that car was in our possession and we’ll call it even.”

Fair? Really?

See you in court, mom.

57 comments:

Jerick said...

i hope you wouldn't end up paying more pag dinala sa korte yan.

Raft3r said...

jerick, Justice for Junjun! Justice for Junjun!

the donG said...

dapat record mo yung mga sinasabi nila para may babalikan ka.

Raft3r said...

the dong, Does my blog count? Hehe

Hipchick said...

what a monster!!!...
you should have asked monster mom if she wants to take her son's place since she's thinking of her son's future.hehe!... pero i wonder anong future kaya ang ibig nyang sabihin?... ay siguro future sa car napping... hehe!

Raft3r said...

hipchick, Lucrative business din ang carnapping ha. Hehe

Anonymous said...

Yeah Dennis that's right sue them...he has to pay...

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Dapat nya lang pagbayaran ang ginawa nya.

Ruffa Bektas said...

Only one thing to do, get my moster mom to back you up.

Raft3r said...

ruffa bektas, Pano yan Team Ma'am Wilma ako. Nyahaha

Ruffa Bektas said...

Ikaw naman, you know naman in showbiz naman, friends naman tayong lahat. Ok lang yan kay mom naman. Naman.

Raft3r said...

ruffa bektas, Ok. Please tell her hwag nya akong ililipat sa Channel 5, ha.

fiel-kun said...

Ganun ba talaga ang mom mo? medyo mean sya ha haha xD

Raft3r said...

fiel-kun, Nyahaha!

gillboard said...

love makes one blind talaga.

tsk tsk tsk

Raft3r said...

gillboard, In denial ba? Hehe

Eternal Wanderer... said...

don't take her personally. moms will always be protective of their children.

Raft3r said...

eternal wanderer, I know. Mama's boy din si Raft3r.

pete said...

nanay ba ni jason ivler yan?

Raft3r said...

pete, Nyahaha. Close but not quite. Hehe

Wendy said...

Monster mom is a lousy witness. Bad liar and inconsistent. Anak nga nya si Junjun who's a lousy thief.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Teka. Teka. Si Junjun yun kotse. Hehe

roadside reviewer said...

kapana-panabik...

Raft3r said...

roadside reviewer, Nyahaha. Abangan ang susunod na kabanata. Hehe

Jr said...

mag-ina nga sila

Raft3r said...

jr, No doubt. Hehe

mr.nightcrawler said...

hey... first time ko dito sa blog mo. congrats at nasapul mo din yung kumuha ng kotse mo. i saw your hand, siguradong basag mukha nun no? haha. be careful nest time. and to monstedr mom, i kinda understand her. kahit nman sinong nanay, ipagtatanggol ang anak kahit mali yung anak niya. haay. anyway, congrats parekoy :P

Raft3r said...

mr.nightcrawler, Salamat and welcome to The Deadbeat Club!

prinsesamusang said...

go for the gold. i support you all the way. haha.

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Nyahaha. Sige, sige. Salamat! Hehe

Beth said...

I don't want to judge the mom and the carnapper but basing on your kwento: what Junjun did (stealing your car) speaks well of how his mom brought him up.
And yes, you are one brave person to chase a carnapper. Hehehe, iba talaga pag laking Pasay no? Laking Pasay din si hubby, kaya malakas din loob! :)
I hope matapos na yan case na yan. Para me peace of mind ka na. Hassle kasi yan sa life e. :)
Take care!

Raft3r said...

beth, Iba talaga ang batang Mali Bay! Nyahaha

Wendy said...

Hahaha, kaya pala justice for junjun. I thought you were being sarcastic when u said that. I'll have to hand it to you though, junjun is such a unique and pinoy name for a car.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Sya lang din yun sasakyan ko na lalake din ang pangalan. Hehe

Judayski said...

tama si hipchick, sana sinuggest mo na palitan anak nya sa jail...o magsama sila dun. sorry, mababaw tolerance ko sa magnanakaw.

Raft3r said...

judayski, Nyahaha. Sama ka sa hearing, ha.

eden said...

Ang kapal ng mukha nya, but I don't blame her, mum is always there for her children no matter what. Go on and sue them. I will pray for you.

Raft3r said...

eden, Thank you for the prayers.

ahmer said...

Naks! and the Oscar goes to Raft3r! : D

Raft3r said...

ahmer, Nyahaha. Yes, award winning na. Hehe

Anonymous said...

Grabe ang tapang mo! Paano mo na-trace kung sino ang kumuha?

Anyway, kinwento ko sa husband ko yung blog mo. Tapos sabi niya bakit daw nasa police station pa yung car mo. Pwede mo naman daw i-present yun sa hearing na lang. In his words, lalaspagin daw yun ng pulis! Kaya nakuha mo man from the carnapper, iba namang klaseng carnapper ang kaharap mo ngayon. Kunin mo na si junjun habang maaga pa. : )

Raft3r said...

anonymous, May motion to release motor vehicle pa sa korte eh. Hay.

Jella said...

I love the last line you wrote, "See you in court, Mom." Said mom cannot bail his carnapper son, they shall really see you in court. :-)

Raft3r said...

jella, He's out on a 90T bail na.

Anonymous said...

Tigas ng mukha ng nanay ah!
-charlie

Raft3r said...

charlie, Kasing tigas noong sa anak!

hitokirihoshi_kawaii said...

mama mia que horror y que barbaridad con que mal

pastilan! nasan si carlene aguilar?

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii, Nyahaha. Espanola ka pala! Hehe

Raye said...

damn.. if i were there, baka nasoplak ko ung nanay..

me mga ganyang nanay pala.. tsk.. tsk..

kala ko sa movies lang yan..

Raft3r said...

raye, Alam mo bang may pray over pa kami bago dumating si fiscal!

Andy B. said...

Monster mom is so funny.

She's so funny I want to slap her. Twice. Hehe

Raft3r said...

andy b, Twice lang? Hehe

laieesha said...

omg the NERVE! she's as stupid as her son! maybe you should've slapped her around too! haha

sorry ngaun lang ako ulit napadalaw. dami kasing games sa FB eh hehe... now on to other posts!

Raft3r said...

laieesha, Nyahaha. Wala ka kasi dito, eh. Wala tuloy akong taga-pagtanggol.

len said...

Palaban si Rafter. Tama iyan. Kaya may ganyang mga anak kasi may kunsintidor na magulang.

Raft3r said...

len, Tama ka dyan! Kaya dapat turuan ng leksyon! Death penalty! Hehe

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