Saturday, May 7, 2011

Lie To Me

Which statement is false?

a) Raft3r graduated with honors.

b) Raft3r was a victim of sexual abuse.

c) Raft3r has a cute butt.

d) Raft3r no longer eats rice.

e) Today is Raft3r's birthday.

f) Raft3r is allergic to cockroaches.

g) Raft3r hates driving.

h) Raft3r is often mistaken for Ralph Recto.

i) Raft3r is a terrible liar.

46 comments:

MOKS™ said...

hahaha... lie sana yung birthday mo..pero bday mo nga ba? kung bday mo, Happy bday pare...

Raft3r said...

moks, Nyahaha.

bulakbolero.sg said...

All are lies except the last 1. Kung nililibre mo ba naman ako, nasama sana ko.

bulakbolero.sg said...

Happy beerday pala! Kelan ka papainum sa sg?

Raft3r said...

bulakbolero.sg, Nyahaha. Isa lang ang lie dyan. Hehe

eden said...

Happy Birthday!

Thank you sa greetings.
Happy Mother's Day to your Mom.

Jerick said...

letter E! kuya den, my SF Giants Tim Lincecum jersey! thanks!

gillboard said...

alam ko may birthday mo. birthday mo nga ba?

Belated happy birthday!!!

gillboard said...

teka, nagresearch ako. this week pa pala bday mo. hehehe. advance!!!

Raft3r said...

eden, Nyahaha. Sige na nga.

jerick, May bilin talaga? Hehe

gillboard, Ano ba talaga? Ha? Nyahaha

pete said...

alam ko kung kelan ang birthday mo at hindi ngayon

Raft3r said...

pete, Sige nga. Kelan? Hehe

Liz said...

Happy Birthday!!!! malamang hindi ito lie.

Raft3r said...

liz, Sure ka? Hehe

tina said...

i think B. hehe. wala kasi syang link. :)

Raft3r said...

tina, Hehe. Yun ang pamantayan?

Baby Francine said...

I know the truth.

Raft3r said...

baby francine, You know everything. Almost. Nyahaha

cute na cute na hitokirihoshi said...

napaisip daw ako kung kailan nagiging cute ang butt? eh pare-pareho lang naman ang itsura nyan... basta ang gusto ko lang butt ay sa nanay ko.

so my answer is "i"

Raft3r said...

cute na cute na hitokirihoshi, I have a cute butt. Period. Hehe

tam po ro rot Hoshi said...

at di nya sinagot ang comment ko.

sige na nga Happy birthday na lang Ralph Recto! ayeee

Raft3r said...

tam po ro rot hoshi, Ayan na. Inayos ko pa. Para parehong comments mo, may reply. Hehe. Ikaw pa. Eh, luvs na luvs kita. Kahit hindi mo alam kung kelan birthday ko! Hehe

mluzonphi said...

may 14 birthday mo noh! tska sinungaling ka nmn tlga eh!hahahaha

Raft3r said...

mluzonphi, Nyahaha. Bawiin mo yan. Loko ka. Hehe

Hipchick said...

bwahahaha! :P

lapit na birthday mo... at as usual tatakas ka na naman. hehe!

ingat ka sa trip mo and enjoy! :D

Raft3r said...

hipchick, Hindi na uso ang birthday-birthday! Hehe

Wendy said...

You're a terrible liar? Di nga? Hehehe. Alam ko na bday mo. Thanks to FB.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Nyahaha. I'm getting better at it. Hehe

saM said...

siret?!! wala ako fb e. maligayang pagtanda.

Raft3r said...

sam, Bakit wala kang FB? It's fun! Hehe

timmy dora said...

sus! kathang isip mo na naman 'to dennis hehe....

Raft3r said...

timmy dora, Creative ba? Hehe

Anonymous said...

sweetie! happy trip!!! and advanced happy birthday..o, mag treat na kayo ha..

Raft3r said...

anonymous, May treat pa talaga? Hehe

the scud said...

i can name 4. b, c, d, and h. wehehehe.

and oh. saan ang piyesta this weekend? weheehehe.

Raft3r said...

the scud, Isa nga lang ang lie. Nice try, though. Hehe

jr said...

pag pumayat ka, liliit puwet mo

Raft3r said...

jr, That's major concern? Hehe

hitokirihoshi_kawaii sr. said...

sige na nga cute na ang butt mo at hindi yan false statement. ahemmmm

iyan ay dahil pinansin mo ang comments ko. buhahaa

mabuhey-hey sa cute mong butt!

talunin mo kaya yung kay wendell ramos?

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii sr, Nyahaha. Teka. Google ko muna Wendell para i-compare. Hehe

the scud said...

gusto ko 4. haha. saan na ang piyesta sa weekend? :p

Raft3r said...

the scud, Sure kana? Hehe

yummy friend said...

G!

(and ampf, Ralph Recto?? hahahahahha!!!!)

Raft3r said...

yummy friend, Type kaya ako ni Ate Vi? Hehe

Visual Velocity said...

Victim or perpetrator of sexual abuse? Joke lang, lolsz

Raft3r said...

visual velocity, Nyahaha. Ewan ko sayo! Hehe