Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Price Tag

I was out on a date last night.

But instead of paying attention to her, I kept my eyes glued to the hot looking chick seated at the table right across from us.

She was gorgeous - alright - in her lil tight black number.

That wasn't the only thing Raft3r noticed.

The gorgeous one sat like a man with her legs wide apart.

She also ate like a man. Whatta turn off. She was such a sloppy eater with no finesse.

Guess it's true what they say: "You really can't buy class."

54 comments:

bulakbolero.sg said...

sometimes, this kind of woman turns me on. :P ako na ang weird.

Raft3r said...

bulakbolero.sg, Weird nga. Pero walang basagan ng trip. Nyahaha

gillboard said...

you really look at how people eat no?

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Oo. Pero sa tsiks lang. Hehe

Emma said...

How did your date react?

Raft3r said...

emma, She knows me well enough to know it meant nothing. Hehe

pete said...

wala ka talagang pinapalampas

Raft3r said...

pete, Bakit naman hindi? Nyahaha

Wendy said...

Bakit sloppy eater? Chewing with her mouth open? She could be a man.

Raft3r said...

wendy, I checked for Adam's Apple. Wala naman. Hehe

loren said...

weh? di nga?

Raft3r said...

loren, Oo nga! Hehe

Brando said...

Sayang.

Raft3r said...

brando, Nakaw. Sinabi mo pa!

dong ho said...

baka nga man yon. hahaha... or you know what.

Raft3r said...

dong ho, Babae sya. Talaga. Unfortunately. Hehe

Anonymous said...

san kayo nagdate?

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Check mo sa foursquare. Nyahaha

Mel said...

What did your date say?

Raft3r said...

mel, She thought it was funny. Nyahaha

cris said...

adik ka kuya

Raft3r said...

cris, Matagal nakong hindi gumagamit ng bawal na gamot. Tumigil kana din. Nyahaha

my-so-called-Quest said...

was imagining while you're describing her. haha. money really can't buy you class.

Raft3r said...

my-so-called-quest, Sayang. Saksakan ng ganda pa naman nya.

prinsesamusang said...

ako ba yun? nyahahaha

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Nyahaha. Ewan ko sayo.

Liz said...

Ang masakit nyan kung nabuking ka pa ng kadate mo na sa iba ka nakatingin. Turn off ka na na nga sa hot chick turn off naman sa yo ka date mo.

Raft3r said...

liz, Nyahaha. Ok lang kami. Lumalabas pa din kami na magkasama. Hehe

Anonymous said...

Totoo. You can't buy class.

Raft3r said...

Looks like it. Naghanap ako sa SM, wala. Sa Rustans, sold out naman daw. Hay. Nyahaha

Baby Francine said...

Maybe you should go out with her, the gorgeous one.

Raft3r said...

baby francine, Para dalawa na kaming balahura sa lamesa? Hehe

Visual Velocity said...

She acts like a man? Baka lalake talaga yun.... Heheh

Raft3r said...

visual velocity, Nyahaha. Hindi naman.

Jr said...

Define class.

Raft3r said...

jr, Spell na lang pwede? Hehe

Beth said...

ikaw naman kasi, kung saan saan ka tumitingin. e me ka-date ka naman. hay...guys! mejo turnoff nga un the way she sits and eats, pero siya kasi un e. at least, she is being herself.

Raft3r said...

beth, Sometimes being true to yourself is not enough. Hehe

Sketchperiments said...

akala ko naman ang ending ng post eh "i've finally met my soulmate" LOL

Raft3r said...

sketchperiments, Pwede din. Hehe

Anonymous said...

karma yan.. may ka-date na nga, sa iba pa naka-tingin.. tsk!
-charlie mama

Raft3r said...

charlie mama, Naman. That's part of our DNA already. Hehe

hoshi said...

hmmmmm.... sino ang kakampihan ko?

eto na lang ang tanong... paano kung ganyan si Marian? mati-turn off ka?

ako kasi kung ang ka-date ko mas finesse sa akin... trip ko. hahahaha. gaya ni bulakbolero... ako na ang weird.

Raft3r said...

hoshi, Wow. Gagawin ko kayong love team. Pwede? Hehe

Marie said...

Hehehe, so this is what i am missing from the blogosphere!

Hahahaha :D

-Marie

Raft3r said...

marie, Sulit ba? Nyahaha

eden said...

Kawawa naman ang ka date mo, iba ang na tripan mo..hehehe

Raft3r said...

eden, Nyahaha. Hindi. Sanay nayon sakin. Hehe

Andy said...

bakit ba? masama bang kumain sa isang resto nakataas ang paa? LOL!

Raft3r said...

andy, Nyahaha. Hindi naman siguro. Hehe

msbolin said...

kawawa naman si ka-date na babae. di man lang napansin ng ka-date nyang lalaki.

Raft3r said...

msbolin, Hindi naman sya nalait. Hehe

msbolin said...

hahaha. sabagay. di nga sya nilait, di lang sya napagtuunan ng matinding pansin ng ka-date.

Raft3r said...

msbolin, Nyahaha. Naku. Sawang-sawa na yon sakin. Believe me. Hehe