Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The Pleasure Principle

Raft3r has a new pastime.

It is watching girls eat. Seriously, I am hooked.

There is something sexy about women and their mouth. It is not just the lips that Raft3r finds attractive, but the entire mouth.

It all started with Leighton Meester. Yes, that hot chick from Gossip Girl.

I saw her eat an entire plate of pasta on TMZ. It was one of the best TV moments EVER.

Watching Leighton open her mouth is quite orgasmic. That is one lucky fork, I tell you.

With more than five (5) hours to spare before flying back to Manila, I headed to The Venetian for a quick bite and some girl watching.

Chinese women eat really FAST. They chew rather quickly and open their mouth really wide when eating.

Pinays, on the other hand, are far more reserved. They chew their food slowly and open their mouth very discreetly when eating.

Of course, these are all hasty generalizations. All women have different ways of eating.

Some devour their food like there is no tomorrow. That is such a huge turnoff. Others eat with a lot of grace and composure. That is more of Raft3r’s taste.

It’s fascinating to watch women eat. It’s no rocket science. But it’s a glimpse inside their psyche.

Raft3r’s oral fixation has sprung.

Post script: The Pleasure Principle is the sixth single taken off Control which sold over 14 million albums worldwide.

43 comments:

Mikes Sumondong said...

the most honest post i have read...

i saw you in gann's blog..

God Bless!

Raft3r said...

mikes sumondong, Hehe. Salamat. Welcome to The Deadbeat Club.

RaYe said...

hmnn, i've done a lot of people watching and i haven't been watching how people around me eat. hahaha

i'm more concerned with their reaction whenever they talk to someone else, get something inside their bag/purse, or on their mobile phone.. different people, different facial expression.. hehe..

nakakaaliw un.. :D

len said...

And there are some girls who feel uncomfortable every time someone watches them eat. :p

The Scud said...

yan din gawain namin sa previous workplace ko. we would watch how women teammates eat esp when they would eat a banana for dessert. kantyawan sa buong mesa. our women were good sports. walang nag-walkout. tinitidor na lang nila. :D

btw, tennis na naman in a few hours. wohooO!

Raft3r said...

raYe, Nyahaha. Kanya2x trip lang siguro yan. Hehe

len, Di naman ako nagpapahalata eh. Nyahaha

the scud, Waaaaaah. Inggit ako. I wanna play, too!

the donG said...

hahaha... we are just 12 in the office and 80% are women. kaya nangyayari talaga to.

Raft3r said...

the dong, Swerte mo! Hehe

Jerick (the former Curbside Puppet) said...

always has something to do with your wife's songs. haha!

Raft3r said...

jerick, Bakit hindi? Hehe

Wendy said...

This from someone who hates TMZ? Hehehe. I understand why your fascination started with Leighton's mouth. She has very pretty lips.

gillboard said...

ngayon at namention mo to... naalala ko, isa lang ang kilala kong babae na medyo nakakaayang kumain at ngumuya.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Yun nga lang nagustuhan ko sa TMZ eh. Hehe

gillboard, Sino? Sino? Hehe

Random Student said...

how about them girls who finger-lick? the most memorable depiction i've seen is that kfc commercial

Raft3r said...

random student, Kumakain pa din naman sya non diba? Hehe

hitokirihoshi_kawaii said...

may 2 lalaki nahuli kong tumitig sa akin habang kumakain talaga. hehehe hindi na sila umulit. buhahaha

panira sa food trip.

pero ang ayoko yung ngumuguya ng nakabuka ang bibig. iwwww

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii, Astig ka talaga! Hehe

ar-dee-see said...

psycho

Raft3r said...

ar-dee-see, Nyahaha. Thanks!

eden said...

I don't pay too much attention of people around me when I eat but if I caught someone watching me, i feel unconfortable.

Raft3r said...

eden, Hehe. Nakaka-conscious nga ano? Hehe

pete said...

ako ba pinagmamasdan mo din pag kumakain?

Raft3r said...

pete, Nyahaha. Bakit? Tsiks ka ba? Hehe

atticus said...

i use a sharp knife to cut bananas in half.

be afraid. be very, very, afraid.

Raft3r said...

atticus, I like sharp objects!

pete said...

tsk, tsk
delikado ka palang kasama kumain
hehe

Raft3r said...

pete, Nyahaha. I am totally harmless. Hehe

Andy said...

Yeah, Leighton Meester is hot. If I'm straight, I'd fall for her. But I'm not. What I'm saying is, I'd rather watch Ed Westwick eat. lol

Teka, pano kumain si Madam Smurf? Haven't seen her eat yet. lol

Raft3r said...

andy, Nyahaha. Oo, nga ano? Di ko pa rin napapansin. Hehe

pete said...

ikaw, pano ka kumain?

Raft3r said...

pete, Gusto ko nga i-video sarili ko eh. Nyahaha

nina said...

Nice to see you kanina. =)

Raft3r said...

nina, Oo nga! See you next Sunday uli!!!

baby wangbu said...

ninong, punta ka sa party ko next sunday, ha. bring the kids.

Raft3r said...

baby wangbu, I wouldn't miss it for the world. Hehe

Alkapon said...

hindi ko na binasa yung post mo, hindi kasi ako nakakaintindi ng English.. he he he

napadaan lang para bumati ng, happy weekend.

sama sama tayo sa panalangain para sa muling tagumpay ni Manny Paquiao.

Raft3r said...

alkapon, Nyahaha. Salamat na din. Hehe

wait said...

How about a girl licking big ice cream cone : )

The Islander said...

i know youre imagining of something else. haha!

laieesha said...

if i catch someone watching me eat, i eat very very erotically hahaha

"it’s a glimpse inside their psyche"... how so?? i could have the most finesse while eating yet i can throw down with the boys if the occassion calls for it... don't judge too much in the way they eat.. you could be fooled hehe

Raft3r said...

wait, Nyahaha. Ayaw kong mag-comment. Ayoko. Hehe

the islander, Nyahaha. No comment din ako dito. Hehe

laieesha, Nyahaha. Basta. I find it sexy when girls eat. Hehe

Judayski said...

lech, kakain pa naman ako ng jollibee chicken barbecue sa harap mo bukas. nyaaah. :)

Raft3r said...

judayski, Nyahaha. Bukas. Titignan kita. Hehe