Sunday, October 23, 2011

I Don't Want To Live On The Moon

I don't like people who spit in public.

I don't like unruly drivers.

I don't like being told I'm fat.

I don't like bullies.

I don't like receiving mugs as Christmas gifts.

I don't like policemen.

I don't like donuts.

I don't like being tagged in Facebook.

But I do like girls who swallow.

47 comments:

gillboard said...

daming di gusto. parang choosy lang.

di ka naman mataba.

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Nyahaha. Kaya gustong-gusto kita, eh!

yummy friend said...

guilty ako sa number 3, nyahahaha!!!
love you :)

Raft3r said...

yummy friend, Hindi sa last item? Nyahaha

Wendy said...

Nasira appetite ko sa last item. Hahaha. Agree with everything except the last and the mugs. I like mugs. They're functional! And if you don't like it, you can always throw it at someone!

Raft3r said...

wendy, Nyahaha. I like how you bring logic to everything.

Eternal Wanderer... said...

i only swallow when there's love involved.

eeee. too much info ako.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Charles said...

ang title ba eh resulta ng apollo 18 the movie?

Raft3r said...

eternal wanderer, Nyahaha. I expect nothing less from you.
Hehe

charles, Title yan ng favorite children's song ko from Sesame Street. Hehe

Anonymous said...

hahaha. grabe. talagang may parinig about mugs. and the last item...hmmmm--kikay tf

Raft3r said...

kikay, Tru pren! Again, I don't want mugs for Christmas. Ok? Hehe

Anonymous said...

I also hate being called fat...the wrost thing to hear para sa akin....

I do not like swallowing! gross!
babe

Raft3r said...

babe, But if you love me... Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

hay naku..
-charlie mama

Raft3r said...

charlie mama, Why? Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

kadiri

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Kadiri? Oo, kadiri talaga mga pulis! Nyahaha

ganns said...

A man who expects girls to swallow has never experienced being snowballed. lol Tit for tat, Raft3r.

Raft3r said...

ganns, Nyahaha. No comment muna. Hehe

dong ho said...

duamdami na rin ba bullies dito sa pilipinas? buti na lang di ko nakakasam yungmga yon. i also dont like seeing people spitting on public areas.

Raft3r said...

dong ho, Kanina lang sa jeep panay dura ng katabi ko! Hehe

Baby Francine said...

Donuts?

Raft3r said...

baby francine, Di kasi nakakabusog ang donuts. may butas kasi sa gitna. Ano kaya yon? Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

an dami mong angst no

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Nyahaha. Di naman. Ikaw ba? Hehe

hitokirihoshi_kawaii jr said...

okay ni-message kita hindi ni-tag ha! hehehe

eh paano kung sabihin ko sa iyo na naniniwala alpng guapo ka kasi fat ka. hehehehe

ayaw mo pa?

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii jr, Nyahaha. Alam na alam mo talaga kiliti ko, ano? Hehe

pete said...

kamusta concert

Raft3r said...

pete, Ang saya! Panalo si Fergie! Hehe. Didn't you watch?

laieesha said...

i don't get it... anong swallow?? you mean, girls who eat real food and not anorexics?? hehe

what if the Christmas mug has chocolates stuffed inside it and a picture of a really cute puppy? in a reindeer costume? di pa rin?

Raft3r said...

laieesha, Basta Blu-ray ang laman ng mug pwede sakin! Nyahaha

brando said...

anong kulay ng mug gusto mo ha

Raft3r said...

brando, Hwag mo na akong regaluhan. Seriously. Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

ang dami mong reklamo noh?!
kaya ka tuloy tinatawag na mataba eh. pero, seriously you are getting fat and it's not healthy any more. sayang kasi ang ka gwapohan mo eh.
-sexy

Raft3r said...

sexy, Nyahaha. Bad ka. I'm not fat. I'm curvy! Hehe

Elsa said...

Ayoko din ng dumudura kung saan saan.

Raft3r said...

elsa, Yan talaga ang kadiri! Hehe

bambi said...

at least you know what you like

Raft3r said...

bambi, Hehe. Importante yon, diba?

Anonymous said...

i-tatag kita ng bongang bonga sa fb!hahahhaha at oo mataba ka na tlga dude..you need exercise para naman din bumaba yang stress level mo.. nahahawa ka na sakin eh! -you knowwho-

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Ewan ko sayo! Hehe

eden said...

Ok lang ang donuts basta Krispy Kreme..hehehe

Raft3r said...

eden, Nyahaha. Depende pala sa brand, ha. Hehe

Anonymous said...

curvy?!!!! :P

huwag sana ma sayang ang ka gwapohan mo and your nice, white butt (well, it's looking not nice anymore when you get fatter) :(

-sexy

Raft3r said...

sexy, Special mention talaga pwet ko? Hehe

ahmer said...

gusto ko yang huling banat mo! hehe
inaabangan ko palage yan eh, yang mga huling banat. haha.

mahilig ako sa mug, ninong! haha

Raft3r said...

ahmer, Nyahaha. Ang dami kong mugs. Sayo na lahat! Hehe