Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Mr. Brightside

Raft3r has lost his cool.

Scenario 1

Mall of Asia. Shakey's.

Despite being right in front of her, the cashier continued to ignore me for more than 10 minutes.

Sensing my agitation she finally looked at me and said, "Sandali lang, ha. (You should wait.)"

Since she already had my credit card, I snapped it out of her hand and stormed out.

Scenario 2

Mall of Asia. Pizza Hut. Same day.

I ordered food to go.

Waitress took my plastic and asked me to take a seat at the waiting area near the exit.

Since there was an empty table next to her, I asked: "Can I wait here instead?"

Waitress: "That's only for paying customers."

Raft3r: "Bakit hindi ba ako magbabayad! (Am I not a paying customer!)"

I snatched my card from her and walked out.

Waitress ran after me to apologize. I completely ignored her.

Sorry, fellas. No more Mr. Nice Guy.

46 comments:

pete said...

hahahaha
high blood

Raft3r said...

pete, Nyahaha. Di naman! Hehe

gillboard said...

hangtaray!!!

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Nyahaha. May Scenario 3 na. Sa jeep! Hehe

hitokirihoshi_kawaii sr. said...

naku alam ko yan sign of aging!

ganyan ang kuya ko, umiiksi ang pasensya. hehehe

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii sr, Bata pa kaya ako! Hehe

Eternal Wanderer... said...

hangsunget!!!

Raft3r said...

eternal wanderer, Nyahaha. Di naman masyado! Hehe

Wendy said...

Natawa ako sa that's only for paying customers. Baka naman ililibre ka ng pizza nung kahera. Hahaha!

Moral of the story: Wag nang mag-MOA. Hehehe.

Raft3r said...

wendy, I hate MOA! Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

That's my Rafter! Panalo!
-charlie mama

Raft3r said...

charlie mama, Manang-mana sayo! Hehe

bulakbolero.sg said...

natawa ko dito. lol.

talagang pareho pang pizza parlor, hane?

Raft3r said...

bulakbolero.sg, Pizza kasi gusto kong hapunan non. Hehe

Anonymous said...

Be good.

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Nyahaha. I can't promise you that. Hehe

eden said...

bat ba kasi pizza pa ang tinitripan mo..hehehe..

you should complain somewhere their poor customer service

Raft3r said...

eden, Naglilihi yata ako sa pizza. Hehe

laieesha said...

ang taray ng lolo!!!! kaso... why snatch the card from the hands? dapat you told them off first and THEN snatch the card. or ask for a manager. that way you can get free food too. ;)

Raft3r said...

laieesha, Hindi uso free food sa Pinas. Hehe

jayr said...

mas panalo dito yun eskandalo mo sa jeep
hehehe

Raft3r said...

jayr, Nyahaha. Shut up!

ganns said...

What is happening in your life that is causing displaced aggression, Raft3r?

Time for that long-overdue meetup. Are we destined to meet just once a year?

Raft3r said...

ganns, Dapat nga once a month! Hehe

elsa said...

lol
gusto kasi nila cash

Raft3r said...

elsa, Nyahaha. Baka nga! Hehe

brando said...

hahahaha
you need help

Raft3r said...

brando, Nyahaha. So do you! Hehe

Liz said...

kakapikon naman kasi talaga no. kahit ako mahihighblood pag ganyan. :)

Raft3r said...

liz, Nyahaha. Buti naman at di ako nag-iisa. Hehe

Anonymous said...

why is it that you sound like you need a hot date?

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Is that how it sounds like? Hehe

Rita said...

Gusto mo si Anne? Sobrang payat kaya nya.

Raft3r said...

rita, Para ata ito sa isang ko pang post? Hehe

tina said...

no more pizza muna for you. :)

chill. delays can sometimes become a blessing. ;P

Raft3r said...

tina, Nyahaha. Sige. I will take your word for it. Hehe

saM said...

meron ka?... ;) hangsunget

Raft3r said...

sam, Menopause nako! Hehe

chenelyn said...

you are a very funny guy

Raft3r said...

chenelyn, Nyahaha. Ok. Thanks!

lara said...

interesting to ah hehe

Raft3r said...

lara, Bakit kamo? Hehe

Anonymous said...

ikaw na ang masunget. sana sa tokyo cafe or burgoo or ravioli ka na lang bumili ng pizza--kikay

Raft3r said...

kikay, Nyahaha. Oo nga, eh. Hay.

John Ahmer said...

hongpogi! pangalawang bahay ang MOA? haha

Raft3r said...

ahmer, It's one jeep away. Nyahaha