On the last day of a long weekend, my nieces and I decided to stay at a hotel near work.
Raft3r: "Let's go!"
Niece 1: "But you have to take a shower first."
Raft3r: "I did."
Niece 2: "Then why are you dressed that way?"
This goes to show how highly people in my family think of me.
Post script: The Deadbeat Club's 500th post has arrived.