Tuesday, June 12, 2012

No Vacancy

I can finally put my curiosity on Pinoy motels to rest.

Over the weekend, I checked in a local motel somewhere in the South.

It was Raft3r's first time.

Pinoy motels are unique. Consider the following:

1) Each room has a theme. Iron Man, perhaps? Since I'm a cheapskate, I opted for the regular room.

2) Mirrors abound. There were mirrors on both sides of the bed. There was a huge mirror right on top of the bed. I found this concept extremely kinky.

3) Red lights add (more) eroticism to the room.

4) Condoms and lubes on the dresser.

5) Free 24/7 porn on TV.

There was one big problem though.

With all these come ons, Raft3r was all alone.

48 comments:

Dorm Boy said...

Problema nga yun... tsk tsk

Denoy Eusebio said...

dorm boy, Malaking problema talaga. Nyahaha

gillboard said...

alone nga ba talaga?

Denoy Eusebio said...

gillboard, Am I known to lie? Hehe

Jayr said...

San motel ka

Denoy Eusebio said...

jayr, Saka kona sabihin. Di pa sya sponsor ng blog, eh. Nyahaha

Sugarisnotreallyfree said...

Did you play “Mariposa”?

Denoy Eusebio said...

sugarisnotreallyfree, Teka. Ano yon? Hehe

Anonymous said...

motmot!

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Nyahaha. Oo, may kwentong motmot na si Raft3r ngayon! Hehe

Anonymous said...

kawawa! he he he!
-charlie mama

Denoy Eusebio said...

charlie mama, Kakaibang experience sya. Hehe

Anonymous said...

ano ginagawa mo dyan?

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Nagmumuni-muni. Nyahaha

brando said...

bakit hindi yun may jacuzzi ang kinuha mo

Denoy Eusebio said...

brando, Hehe. Sayang pera, eh.

Anonymous said...

San ka Denz?

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Nasa motel. Nyahaha

lara said...

dyan mo ba dinadala mga dates mo ngayon ha?

Denoy Eusebio said...

lara, Hindi. Hindi dapat sa motels dinadala ang tsiks. Sa simbahan dapat. Sa hotel paminsan. Hehe

Jayr said...

Kelan balik mo dyan

Denoy Eusebio said...

jayr, Ngayon na! Nyahaha

Baby Francine said...

What in heaven's name brought you there?

Denoy Eusebio said...

baby francine, It's called curiosity. Hehe

yummy friend said...

Laine and I checked in to one before make it to our Potipot trip on time...tama ka, may mga condoms nga sa dresser! Pwede na rin, malaking kamurahan sa hotel.

Denoy Eusebio said...

yummy friend, Nyahaha. Naalala ko nga yun kwento mo dati, eh. Hehe

anita said...

kadirs ha
lol

Denoy Eusebio said...

anita, Yes. I know. Dati pa. Nyahaha

brando said...

sarap mag motmot kapag malamig at umuulan

Denoy Eusebio said...

brando, Nyahaha. Kunwari di ko alam kung bakit. Bakit nga ba? Hehe

Elsa said...

Freaky ang mirrors all around ha

Denoy Eusebio said...

elsa, think it's sexy. Nyahaha

prinsesamusang said...

may crisis yata talaga ah...

ps. was not able to get osang's broas. sold out!

Denoy Eusebio said...

prinsesamusang, Ah. Sayang naman.

Wendy said...

O lumayo ka pa sa Pasay? Dami kayo dun! Hehehe.

Denoy Eusebio said...

wendy, Nyahaha. Oo, nga. Pero mahirap mahuli don. Madami kakilala. Hehe

SpendWell said...

pwede naman kung alone eh haha self self na lang

Denoy Eusebio said...

spendwell, Nyahaha. Hwag naman. Mas masaya pag may kasama. Hehe

Anonymous said...

as long as there are no hidden cameras haha

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Kahit hindi hidden game ako. Nyahaha

hitokirihoshi jr said...

puno ng pagpapanggap ang post na ito
lalo na yung last line...

boooh!

Denoy Eusebio said...

hitokirihoshi jr, Nyahaha. May truth in advertising ang The Deadbeat Club! Hehe

Visual Velocity said...

Ay, dami palang amenities dun, hehe. Mukang masaya pang team building. :D

Denoy Eusebio said...

visual velocity, Nyahaha. Try nyo at lemme know. Hehe

eden said...

hahaha..walang suwerte ka talaga..lolz

Denoy Eusebio said...

eden, Poor boy ba? Nyahaha

len said...

Why go there in the first place?

Denoy Eusebio said...

len, I was curious. Hehe