Tuesday, June 12, 2012

No Vacancy

I can finally put my curiosity on Pinoy motels to rest.

Over the weekend, I checked in a local motel somewhere in the South.

It was Raft3r's first time.

Pinoy motels are unique. Consider the following:

1) Each room has a theme. Iron Man, perhaps? Since I'm a cheapskate, I opted for the regular room.

2) Mirrors abound. There were mirrors on both sides of the bed. There was a huge mirror right on top of the bed. I found this concept extremely kinky.

3) Red lights add (more) eroticism to the room.

4) Condoms and lubes on the dresser.

5) Free 24/7 porn on TV.

There was one big problem though.

With all these come ons, Raft3r was all alone.

48 comments:

Dorm Boy said...

Problema nga yun... tsk tsk

Raft3r said...

dorm boy, Malaking problema talaga. Nyahaha

gillboard said...

alone nga ba talaga?

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Am I known to lie? Hehe

Jayr said...

San motel ka

Raft3r said...

jayr, Saka kona sabihin. Di pa sya sponsor ng blog, eh. Nyahaha

Sugarisnotreallyfree said...

Did you play “Mariposa”?

Raft3r said...

sugarisnotreallyfree, Teka. Ano yon? Hehe

Anonymous said...

motmot!

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Nyahaha. Oo, may kwentong motmot na si Raft3r ngayon! Hehe

Anonymous said...

kawawa! he he he!
-charlie mama

Raft3r said...

charlie mama, Kakaibang experience sya. Hehe

Anonymous said...

ano ginagawa mo dyan?

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Nagmumuni-muni. Nyahaha

brando said...

bakit hindi yun may jacuzzi ang kinuha mo

Raft3r said...

brando, Hehe. Sayang pera, eh.

Anonymous said...

San ka Denz?

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Nasa motel. Nyahaha

lara said...

dyan mo ba dinadala mga dates mo ngayon ha?

Raft3r said...

lara, Hindi. Hindi dapat sa motels dinadala ang tsiks. Sa simbahan dapat. Sa hotel paminsan. Hehe

Jayr said...

Kelan balik mo dyan

Raft3r said...

jayr, Ngayon na! Nyahaha

Baby Francine said...

What in heaven's name brought you there?

Raft3r said...

baby francine, It's called curiosity. Hehe

yummy friend said...

Laine and I checked in to one before make it to our Potipot trip on time...tama ka, may mga condoms nga sa dresser! Pwede na rin, malaking kamurahan sa hotel.

Raft3r said...

yummy friend, Nyahaha. Naalala ko nga yun kwento mo dati, eh. Hehe

anita said...

kadirs ha
lol

Raft3r said...

anita, Yes. I know. Dati pa. Nyahaha

brando said...

sarap mag motmot kapag malamig at umuulan

Raft3r said...

brando, Nyahaha. Kunwari di ko alam kung bakit. Bakit nga ba? Hehe

Elsa said...

Freaky ang mirrors all around ha

Raft3r said...

elsa, think it's sexy. Nyahaha

prinsesamusang said...

may crisis yata talaga ah...

ps. was not able to get osang's broas. sold out!

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Ah. Sayang naman.

Wendy said...

O lumayo ka pa sa Pasay? Dami kayo dun! Hehehe.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Nyahaha. Oo, nga. Pero mahirap mahuli don. Madami kakilala. Hehe

SpendWell said...

pwede naman kung alone eh haha self self na lang

Raft3r said...

spendwell, Nyahaha. Hwag naman. Mas masaya pag may kasama. Hehe

Anonymous said...

as long as there are no hidden cameras haha

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Kahit hindi hidden game ako. Nyahaha

hitokirihoshi jr said...

puno ng pagpapanggap ang post na ito
lalo na yung last line...

boooh!

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi jr, Nyahaha. May truth in advertising ang The Deadbeat Club! Hehe

Visual Velocity said...

Ay, dami palang amenities dun, hehe. Mukang masaya pang team building. :D

Raft3r said...

visual velocity, Nyahaha. Try nyo at lemme know. Hehe

eden said...

hahaha..walang suwerte ka talaga..lolz

Raft3r said...

eden, Poor boy ba? Nyahaha

len said...

Why go there in the first place?

Raft3r said...

len, I was curious. Hehe