Tuesday, June 26, 2012

I Don't Need No Doctor

With unhealthy eating habits and unwillingness to exercise, Raft3r is a likely candidate for hypertension, diabetes, and all sorts of ailments.

But recent medical findings rule to the contrary.

I don't have high cholesterol. My blood sugar level is normal. Heart's not enlarged. Lungs are clear. Both my liver and kidneys are in excellent condition.

Raft3r couldn't believe it.

When the doctor declared that everything was fine. I had to ask her to repeat was she said.

Even the doctor was baffled.

Doctor: "So you like everything fried and greasy and don't work out?"

Raft3r: "Yes!"

Doctor: "That's amazing. You are in tiptop shape for someone who has such an unhealthy lifestyle."

To celebrate, I headed straight to KFC.

48 comments:

prinsesamusang said...

great job, apir! i heard something similar with people from the french pyrenees. baka ikaw naman ang pinoy paradox.

Denoy Eusebio said...

prinsesamusang, Is that a good thing? Hehe

anita said...

congratulations?

Denoy Eusebio said...

anita, Exclamation point dapat! Hehe

gillboard said...

pareho tayo. healthy for someone living unhealthily.

Denoy Eusebio said...

gillboard, Cheers! Hehe

Visual Velocity said...

Masarap yung chocolate mousse sa KFC, hehe

Denoy Eusebio said...

visual velocity, Oo. Malasa. Hehe

Dorm Boy said...

pa-KFC ka naman! Bucket Meal! =)

Denoy Eusebio said...

dorm boy, Haha. Halika na!

anita said...

ang galing!

Denoy Eusebio said...

anita, Magaling talaga! Nyahaha

Elsa said...

How did that happen?

Denoy Eusebio said...

elsa, Hindi ko nga alam kung pano. Hehe

brando said...

ayos
hehehe
swerte mo

Denoy Eusebio said...

brando, Kaya nga. Nasa lahi pa naman namin ang sakit sa puso. Hehe

Anonymous said...

KFC!

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Yes! KFC! Hehe

Anonymous said...

hhmm.. good for you noh..
pero if I we're you, eat right and play tennis na ulit ;)
-charlie mama

Denoy Eusebio said...

charlie mama, Hehe. Basta magpa-second opinion ka, I will play tennis and eat right. Deal?

Anonymous said...

ang gulang mo!
-charlie mama

Denoy Eusebio said...

charlie mama, Nyahaha. Aba. Pano naman naging magulang yon? Ikaw naman makikinabang. Hehe

brando said...

gym ka na!

Denoy Eusebio said...

brando, Nyahaha. Hindi na, uy!

brando said...

ang tamad mo

Denoy Eusebio said...

brando, Sinabi mo pa! Hehe

eden said...

Sarap ang KFC. That's a miracle ! hahaha

Denoy Eusebio said...

eden, Nyahaha. Let's eat!

Jayr said...

Effective!

Denoy Eusebio said...

jayr, Sinabi mo pa! Nyahaha

pete said...

hindi ka ba kumakain ng gulay

Denoy Eusebio said...

pete, Vegetables are not good for you. Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

Lucky you

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, I know. Nyahaha

racquel said...

diet ka ba?

Denoy Eusebio said...

racquel, Diet? Ano yon? Nyahaha

Wendy said...

Must be your genes. Lucky u! Parang di tumatanda ha.

Denoy Eusebio said...

wendy, Haha. Hindi. Both my folks are on meds for high cholesterol.

Anonymous said...

Kahit na
Mas ok ang healthy living

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Walang basagan ng trip! Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

Amazing!

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Talaga! Nyahaha

sheila said...

kfc! sarap!

Denoy Eusebio said...

sheila, Amen. Amen. Hehe

hitokirihoshi Sr said...

sample ba ito ng medical malpractice?

joke lang. alam ko naman healthy ka talaga. kita na kahit nakatalikod pa.

ahihihihihi

Denoy Eusebio said...

hitokirihoshi sr, Nyahaha. Nagets ko ang joke mo, ha. Hehe

len said...

Natawa ako sa comment ni Hoshi! haha

Life is full of surprises. :)

Denoy Eusebio said...

len, Wala ngang kwenta! Hehe