Friday, November 9, 2012

The Opposite Of Sex

It's been ages since I gave up eating rice and drinking soda.

This has certainly reaped some rewards. I lost 10 pounds and my clothes seemed to fit better. 

But the battle of the bulge is (literally and figuratively) a pain in the ass. 

I regained the 10 pounds. Yes, life's a bitch. 

Most chicks don't mind my curves. Well, that's what they say to my face. 

But I'm pretty sure that they would rather see Derek Ramsay naked than be my bedfellow.

48 comments:

anita said...

KOREK!!! LOL

Denoy Eusebio said...

anita, ALL CAPS talaga? Nyahaha

anita said...

BECAUSE I AGREE 100%! LOL

Denoy Eusebio said...

anita, Alright. I get your point. Nyahaha

Archieviner said...

DI ako makarelate. Dyuk! lol

Overthinker Palaboy said...

ser denoy, pumi-first world problem ka na :)

Olivr said...

napakalaking problema talaga nyan.

Denoy Eusebio said...

archieviner, Nyahaha. Good for you.

overthinker palaboy, Ganon ba? Hehe

olivr, Malaki talaga! Nyahaha

Elsa said...

Derek's super hot.

Denoy Eusebio said...

elsa, What about Raft3r? Nyahaha

Elsa said...

No comment na lang. LOL

Denoy Eusebio said...

elsa, Nyahaha. That hurts! Hehe

Visual Velocity said...

Okay lang may curves, basta magaling sa kama. What?! Haha

Denoy Eusebio said...

visual velocity, Nyahaha. Panalo ka talaga!

Anonymous said...

Hindi ka naman mataba. Promise.

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Talaga? Hehe

Hipchick said...

kahit mag gain ka pa ng 20lbs na mimiss ka pa rin namin.

d ko na ma alala kailan kita huling nakita. :(

Denoy Eusebio said...

hipchick, Waaaah! I miss you, too. Teka. Kelan nga ba yun huli? Hehe

gillboard said...

kung mataba ka ano pa ako?

hmp

Denoy Eusebio said...

gillboard, Obese. Oo, gantihan na ito. Nyahaha

Wendy said...

Hay naku bad trip talaga ang hirap magpapayat lalo na kung walang disiplina. Hahaha.

Denoy Eusebio said...

wendy, Lalo na when you hit the big 3-0! Hehe

fiel-kun said...

diet at tamang exercise lang yan. tanggal ang bilbil mo nyan sir Denoy :D

Denoy Eusebio said...

fiel-kun, Hindi din. Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

Bumawi na lang sa Face value! But seriously you dont look fat to me. -Leona

Denoy Eusebio said...

leona, Ayun nga din ang problema. Ni face value ay wala. Hehe

CheeNee said...

10 pounds lang nalost mo? nag di pagkain ng rice for ages??

ayoko na pala mag no rice diet.. baka it will take me ages para pumayat.. hahaha

Denoy Eusebio said...

cheenee, Nyahaha. Yun ages ko naman ay wala pang isang taon. Hehe

pete said...

girls lie

Denoy Eusebio said...

pete, Nyahaha. I know.

Baby Francine said...

We only tell you what you want to hear.

Denoy Eusebio said...

baby francine, Kami din. Hehe

Jayr said...

Wala kang panama ke Derek

Denoy Eusebio said...

jayr, Antayin nyo lang ang six pack abs ko. Under construction na. Nyahaha

Dorm Boy said...

Pasali sa inyo... me isshare din ako fats eh. =)

Yup kelangan ng magdiet at maggym kasi darating na naman ang kainan sa Pasko. =)

Denoy Eusebio said...

dorm boy, Hwag na gym. Pang losers lang yon. Hehe

Gorgeous said...

Sex paniguradong pampapayat.

Denoy Eusebio said...

gorgeous, Pano yan? Wala nga akong bedfellow! Hehe

Anonymous said...

alam mo kung labs ka talaga kahit kasing laki ka ni raymond guttierez, ok lang :)
-mhel

Denoy Eusebio said...

mhel, Ke Raymond Gutierrez talaga ko ihalintulad?! Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

Ayaw ni Angelica ke Derek.

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Pero ayaw ko ke John Lloyd. Nyahaha

hitokirihoshi Sr said...

alam mo ka -Raf3r may mga katotohanan na dapat mong tanggipin dahil hindi mo na mababago. hohohoho

Denoy Eusebio said...

hitokirihoshi sr, Alin ang hindi na mababago? Hehe

hitokirihoshi said...

gusto mo talagang malaman?

ayoko sanang masaktan ka e.

kasi mas cute ka naman kay derek, promise.

hindi ako fan ng tuna, ice cream ako ice cream!

Denoy Eusebio said...

hitokirihoshi, Year's supply of Cornetto coming right up! Nyahaha

eden said...

Try to lose weight again. you did it before..

Denoy Eusebio said...

eden, Traumatic. Ayoko na. Hehe