Thursday, August 14, 2008

The Letter

Dear Mr. Google,

Let me begin by saying I much I enjoy your free services.

Gmail, Blogger, and YouTube rock my world.

I was even more delighted when you gave my blog, The Deadbeat Club, a page ranking of 4. I immediately announced to the entire online community about your generosity.

Last night while I was blog hopping, I noticed something strange.

My page rank has dwindled down to a 2. I was devastated. Why?

Was it something I did? Maybe, something I said that offended you? Tell me. I don't recall doing anything wrong for you to recall my current page ranking.

I went to bed last night sobbing.

Come on, Mr.Google. You got some explaining to do. You just can't take it back.

Men, in general, have always been obsessed with sizes - the bigger, the better. Same goes with a Google page rank.

Like a lover scorned, I need an explanation pretty bad.

Always,

Raft3r

22 comments:

something purple said...

he's 'the' man! balikbaliktarin man ang online mundo. yun lang ang masasabi ko haha.

mag meme ka na kasi.

there's a lot of factors why, kulang ang isang taon pagaralan hahha.

Raft3r said...

something purple, Nyahaha. It's a sad world we live in.

Sonnet's said...

Don't be sad, babalik din yan:)

Raft3r said...

sonnet's, Pano kung hindi? Hehe

Ganns said...

Don't worry, bro, it'll rise. :) Google's glitches are temporal.

Raft3r said...

ganns, You think? Hay... Apektado talaga. Nyahaha

bestfriend said...

heller bestfriend, be thankful kahit number 2 lang yan, when you started doing this blogging thing you didn't expect you'll be page rank to number 2 or 4, right? so be thankful..dalasan ko kaya magbasa ng blog mo baka sakali makabalik ka sa 4...he he

vhincent said...

yep be thankfull ;) kme nga wala pa, but still doing some SEO hopefully soon magkaron, too early pa kse almost 2 months p lang blog namin.

Anyway sabi nga ni purple dame factors or variables to consider...

ituloy lang ang sulong este ang blog ;)

Raft3r said...

bestfriend, Natawa ako dito. Sobra. Hehe

vhincent, I'm still grateful naman. Just want to know what the hell happened. Nyahaha

nanaybelen said...

Naku... ibig sabihin nangangamba din yung page 3 ko? hwag naman sana kasi naipagyabang ko na.hehehe

kengkay said...

hehehe, si mang googel e ganyan talaga, minsan nagiba isip nyan. linked you up na pala

liza said...

wag ka mag-alala nakikiramay ako sa hinaing mo, 3 blogs ko ginanyan ni goog, huhuhu.

Raft3r said...

nanaybelen, Naku. Hwag naman sana. Pero kakaiba talag sya, eh. Hehe

kengkay, Thanks 4 the link! I added you, too.

liza, I know. Madami tayo! People power na! Hehe

vhincent said...

we have a gift for you, check mo na lang sa site namin. baka makatulong kay mr. Google ;)

Wendy said...

Di ko maintindihan ang pagerank. I checked wiki pero nahilo ako pagkakita ko sa algorithm:D

Raft3r said...

vhincent, Salamat! Hehe

wendy, Baka nga rocket science yan. Nyahaha

brainteaser said...

Hayyo!

Di ko rin maintindihan ang page rank page rank na yan. When I installed the page rank button, lumabas na pagerank ng blogspot ko e five, tapos yung brainteaser (old) e 4. The following morning, 0 sila pareho. Shucks. Nag-uninstall ako. Feeling ko nagoyo ako. Hahahahahaha!

Raft3r said...

brainteaser, Nyahaha. Nakakagoyo talaga. Syet!

pete said...

tuloy pa din ang buhay.

Raft3r said...

pete, Tanggap ko na. Nyahaha. Sigurado ako malapit na din akong ma-zero page rank. Hehe

hoshi said...

talaga PR 4 ka na da? loko rin ano. sakit kaya noon. nangyari na yan sa akin e. pero from PR 2 lang na naging 0. tas bumalik ulit at naging PR 3 na ngayon.

sa pagbabasa ko isang factor daw dyan ay bad and broken link.

Raft3r said...

hoshi, Explain further. Hehe