Dear Mr. Google,
Let me begin by saying I much I enjoy your free services.
Gmail, Blogger, and YouTube rock my world.
I was even more delighted when you gave my blog, The Deadbeat Club, a page ranking of 4. I immediately announced to the entire online community about your generosity.
Last night while I was blog hopping, I noticed something strange.
My page rank has dwindled down to a 2. I was devastated. Why?
Was it something I did? Maybe, something I said that offended you? Tell me. I don't recall doing anything wrong for you to recall my current page ranking.
I went to bed last night sobbing.
Come on, Mr.Google. You got some explaining to do. You just can't take it back.
Men, in general, have always been obsessed with sizes - the bigger, the better. Same goes with a Google page rank.
Like a lover scorned, I need an explanation pretty bad.