Friday, August 15, 2008

Your Little Secret

When Raft3r was a kid, he often dreamed of becoming a detective. Yes, that was my first job ambition.

In 4th grade art class, I remember drawing a man dressed in a trench coat and carried a gigantic magnifying glass.

While most kids wanted to be teachers or doctors, I wanted to be the one who would pry on the private lives of others. Cool, huh?

Now that I had joined the work force, I get to fulfill my childhood dream. Well, sort of. Raft3r now works for the Fraud Department.

I get to do a criminal background check on shady clients and applicants. Raft3r particularly enjoys digging up dirt about fellow human beings. Wouldn’t you?

Isn’t it a relief to know that your next door neighbor is a perv and is currently eyeing the kid down the street? What if you were given the opportunity to find out if your nanny is secretly maltreating your children? Knowledge is power.

Discretion is the key to this kind of job. Conducting a background check can also be quite stressful. 

Luckily for Raft3r, he found the perfect ally to do the job right. They are the absolute best in the industry. No detail is left unattended. They make my work easier.

It is always a challenge to develop a complex criminal check. It gets my adrenaline pumping and keeps me on my toes.

Aimed with all the proper tools of the trade, Raft3r’s confidence to keep fraud and other bad elements at bay is considerably high.

After all, saving the world is just part of the job.

11 comments:

Wendy said...

Great job, Columbo. I have this love-hate relationship with crim cases - they're easy to decide but take a lot of hard work to finish.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Di naman ako lawyer. Kaya di draining yun trabaho ko. hehe

pete said...

crimebuster!!!

Raft3r said...

pete, Naalala mo yun mga imbestigasyon mo malapit samin? Panalo kaya yon!

Sonnet's said...

Dapat pala paparazzi ka hahaha:)

Salve said...

sabi na nga ba, tsismoso din si raft3r! mahiling mag-pry sa buhay ng may buhay!

ei, salamat sa pag-add ng

Raft3r said...

sonnet's, Pwedeng-pwede! Hehe

salve, Inquisitive lang po. Nyahaha

pete said...

naalala mo pa yon?

Raft3r said...

pete, Ang galing mo kaya! Idol! Hehe

pete said...

pero masaya nga ang pangyayaring yon.

Raft3r said...

pete, Sobrang animated ka kaya noong nagkwento ka dati. Hehe