Saturday, December 6, 2008

Think Like A Girl

What kind of satisfaction does a chick get for being irrational?

Raft3r recently received a text message from an estranged lover.

We dated a couple of years back. It was nothing serious. That’s how I treated what we had. That’s also the reason why she hates me until now.

My ex proudly proclaimed she is now preggers.

I didn’t know how to reply to such news. So I decided to disregard it.

Apparently, she really wanted me to know about her present condition. Hence, I got another text message from her.

Raft3r ignored her completely.

Why would I care? It’s not as if she’s carrying my child.

After all these years, she still assumes that I am interested with what goes on in her life. I didn’t even give a damn at the time we were together. What makes her think I would be now?

Raft3r does not, in any way, mean to be disrespectful. But she is definitely barking up the wrong tree.

32 comments:

kengkay said...

natakot naman ako at baka magtampo -- eh alam mo naman isa ka sa mga peborit kong bisitahin. ayan at kahit na asa ilalim pa rin ako ng cellar at punong puno ng vino ang aking mga daliri (kasama na pati tyan) e eto ang advice ko sa yo dyan sa girl na yan. nag aantay lang yan ng 'congrats' mo, hehe. yun lang ibigay mo sa kanya :D

Raft3r said...

kengkay, Nyahaha. Kaya loves kita, eh. Salamat sa payo. Kamusta ang party?

Andy Briones said...

Maybe she hasn't gotten over you... Is this girl obsessive or is this girl obsessive? Does she have any idea what level of stress she's putting you in? :-)

Raft3r said...

andy briones, Hindi naman siguro. Saka di naman ako stressed dahil sa kanya. Pero maganda sya i-blog. Hehe

Wendy said...

She's gloating and she wants you to know that she now has a life after you. Hehehe. I agree, icongrats mo na lang para wala na syang masabi sa 'yo.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Should I? Really? Hehe

TheScud said...

you could tell her to name the kid after you. i bet that would shut her up. haha.

Raft3r said...

thescud, Now that's a brilliant idea. Hehe

WhoIsMarc? said...

I feel for you mate. Was somewhat like in your shoes before and I friggin' hate every little bit of it. Totally blank her out of your system.

Heck you don't even need to blog about her. Waste of time. Do something more productive.

Rather than thinking of the tricks she's playing on you why not do something better. Unless ofcourse you still sourgrape about it.

If you totally moved on then it's not worth the time to think about it.

Trust me, your far more better right now than you were before with her. Cheers man!!!!

Raft3r said...

whoismarc?, Nyahaha. Sourgraping is not Raft3r's thing. Salamat sa payo.

Lawstude said...

parekoy, hintayin mo lang yung susunod na text nya which goes a little somethin' like this:

"hello, i gave birth na and i name my son after u. ninong ka ha"

Nanaybelen said...

Okey na sya siguro at proud sya na buntis na

Raft3r said...

lawstude, Tapos sabihin ko sa kanya na ikaw ang kunin namin photographer. Hehe

nanaybelen, I really wish she's ok. Sana nga happy na sya.

Liza said...

hay naku, gusto nya lang siguro sabihin sa yo na "tingnan mo, kung naging tayo pa, eh di sana sa yo itong dinadala ko" ganun lang yun kaya tama si wendy i-congratulate mo na alng para tumahimik na

Raft3r said...

liza, I will. Thanks.

kengkay said...

party? masarap ang pagkain, masarap ang inumin, pero ayun, nakipag penpen de sarapen at nakipag touch da color lang ako sa mga little kengkays para hindi sila mabore, hehehe. pero dumating si santa claus!

Raft3r said...

kengkay, Wow. Fun times, ah.

june said...

sungit naman, gusto lang nyan na maging friends pa din kayo

Anonymous said...

HAHA! baka panay text sa'yo para sabihin sa'yo na...
"magaling ang boylet ko ngayon, naka-buo kami!" HAHAHA!
joke! honestly.. wag mo na nga lang replyan.. =)
-charlie

hitokirihoshi_kawaii said...

hmmm... baka naman talagang ganyan siya at itinuring kang friend na. minsan kasi nasa personality na 'yan e kahit parang weird sa iba.

hmmm. congrats mo na nga lang at ng matuwa naman siya. hehehe.

tas pag nag-text ulit... reply mo...wala si Rafter, umalis, tulog out of town.. hehehe

the donG said...

baka walang closure. hehehe... just kidding.

Raft3r said...

june, Friends ka dyan. Hehe

charlie, I don't kiss and tell. Nyahaha. But I assure you, potent si Raft3r. Hehe

hitokirihoshi_kawaii, Pwede ba yun last part na lang gawin ko? Hehe

the dong, Kelangan pa ba ng closure? Hehe

Bernadette Anne said...

Raft3r, the best comeback is silence. So, if I were you, I would just ignore her. After all, she´s the only one wasting her time.

And quite frankly, I think what she did is in bad taste. Carrying a child is one of the most precious gift and happening in a woman´s life. To use it in such a way is very distasteful. Don´t lower yourself to her level.

Wow, I must say you live quite a charmed bachelor life!

Raft3r said...

bernadette anne, Sadly I'm still a bachelor. Hehe

Andy Briones said...

@Raft3r

Being a bachelor is not bad. You have complete independence, you can do whatever you want. Freedom from women's whims is the best freedom there is. :-)

Bernadette Anne said...

Raft3r, seems to me you are having fun! So, why "sadly"? Well, you know what they say...when the right time comes!

When the Janet J-Jermaine Dupri tandem breaks up, be ready to offer your shoulder for her to cry on, or whatever (depends on who breaks up with whom!) =D

Demiera said...

HAHAHA! Raft3r I LOVE your candor! Whoo hoo hoo!! Isn't it funny how exes leave (or get thrown) out of your life only to come back and try to throw their life occurrences in your face, as if youre supposed to care?

Raft3r said...

demiera, You got that right. Hehe

pixie27 said...

gusto lang nya siguro malaman reaction mo...maybe she cares what you think? Grabe ka naman pala pag ex na talaga wala ng friends friends! Mas maganda ba yung ganun???

Raft3r said...

pixie27, Friends naman. Kaso iba yu dating ng text nya, eh. Yun tipong "look where I am now." Hehe

leafLet said...

You are not talking about Janet Jackson, are you? I read she's expecting (tsismis lang ba?) hehe!

Raft3r said...

leaflet, Nyahaha. Natawa talaga ako dito. Hehe