Better The Devil You Know

Raft3r was invited to a special screening of the prequel to The Da Vinci Code.

I am not a fan of the book. So I had very little expectations for Angels & Demons.

Armed with buttered popcorn and a large Coke, Raft3r set foot inside a movie house with a gorgeous chick in tow.

The whole incident reminded me of why I no longer enjoy going to the movies.

Raft3r was seated next to an extremely annoying bastard.

As if his date was deaf and/or blind, he kept telling her what the scene was about and what will unfold next.

I am impressed with his know it all attitude. But please shut your pie hole.

And that was just for starters…

Mr. Know It All had his mobile phone in full volume. So every time someone sent him an SMS, the whole theater knew. Plus he answered a few calls, as well.

His phone wasn’t even that impressive. I wanted to shove my iPhone down his throat.

When the movie ended, he told his date: “Sabi ko sayo alam ko ang mangyayari, eh. (I told you I knew what was going to happen.)”

I planned to run him over, if I came across him in the parking lot.

Unfortunately, the guy and his date took the exit that headed straight to the public transport terminal.

Bummer.