Saturday, June 20, 2009

No Son Of Mine

Fathers taught their sons to:

- Not to cry;
- Play ball;
- Drive;
- Be good with their hands like Handy Manny;
- Respect their mothers;
- Fear going to the doctor;
- Handle finances well;
- Find humor in everything;
- Never ask for directions, even when lost; and
- How to cheat on girls without getting caught.

Thank you, Dad. You're the best.

37 comments:

Andy Briones said...

As they say, "Like father, like son." Ehehe.

Happy Father's Day to your dad. =)

Raft3r said...

andy briones, Nyahaha. Ganon ba yon? Hehe

Andy Briones said...

Oo, ganun yun. Matakot ka pag like mother like son. Ehehe, joke lang. =P

Ako rin, hindi ako naturuan umiyak ng airpats ko. Maski gustong-gusto ko nang umiyak, wala pa rin pumapatak na luha. Ayaw na yata gumana ng tear ducts ko. lulz!

Raft3r said...

andy briones, Hehe. I love my mom. I wouldn't mind being just like her. Except for her love for shopping, though. Hehe

len said...

Lucky you your dad is ever present in your life. Happy Father's Day to him. :p

Raft3r said...

len, Dads are the coolest - next to moms, of course.

Anonymous said...

How to cheat on girls without getting caught. -- Bad! Wag mo yang ituro sa anak mo.

-Wendy

Raft3r said...

wendy, Hehe. I promise. Hehe

gillboard said...

Happy Father's Day to your Dad!!!

Beth said...

I think my hubby can teach my son #2, #9 and #10 so well! Genius siya sa items na un!!!

Your dad is one blessed dad kung naturo niya yan lahat sa yo. I think Mommy mo naman ang nagturo sa yo mag-pray, right? Kasi wala sa list mo dito un e. :)

Happy Father's Day to your Dad! With your wit, thumbs up ako sa kanya kung sa knya mo namana yan! :)

KRIS JASPER said...

Naughty and sweet! LOL!


Happy Dad's day sa lahat!

Liza said...

Happy Father's Day to your dad too! Tama si Andy wehehe, kanino pa ba magmamana?

Hubs says thank you. :)

laieesha said...

soooo.. dun mo pala nakuha yung "not getting caught". be careful though, mothers teach their daughters how to be intuitive hehehe

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Salamat. Sa erpats mo din!

beth, Yeah. Did ya know dapat mag-mamadre nanay ko? Kaso nagkakilala sila ng tatay ko, eh. Hehe

kris jasper, Yan ang The Deadbeat Club. Sweet and naughty. Hehe

liza, Ibang level tatay ko! Sukdulan! Nyahaha

laieesha, Tignan na lang natin kung ano ang mas epektib. Hehe

cebu image said...

nice beach. saan ba yan?

Raft3r said...

cebu image, Palawan. Welcome to The Deadbeat Club!

bena said...

happy father's day to your pap raft3r! like father, like son talaga oh.. ;)

Joops said...

happy father's day to your5 dad! thanks for the greetngs..

Raft3r said...

bena, Dapat pala yun na lang ang title: Like Father, Like Son. Hehe

joops, Thanks!

eden said...

hi rafter, Happy father's day to your Dad and thank you sa greetings. I forwarded to hubby and he says, thank you for remembering him...

have a good week

Raft3r said...

eden, It's my pleasure. =)

hitokirihoshi_kawaii said...

wala akong sasabihin kundi..

happy father's day sa dad ni tatay rafter!

("Find humor in everything" - sinunod ko lang, tay! buhehehe)

atticus said...

hmmm, pag nagkaanak ka ng babae, pakituruan din siya ng how to cheat on men without being caught, ha? para patas.

yeah, what is it about men and asking for direction? why? oh why? why is it like making rocks bleed for you to ask for directions? why o why?

Lawstude said...

happy dad's day to ur dad and all the dad in the world.

better late than never. i was so busy and wasted yesterday that i haven't got a time to greet my friends here. hope u had a great day . :)

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii, Saya talaga ng mga comments mo! Hehe

atticus, I will. Saka bawal syang magka-boyfriend. EVER. Hehe

lawstude, Wasted? Kwento naman dyan. Hehe

the donG said...

really??? he thought you the last one? hahaha...

send my belated happy father's day greeting to your father.

Raft3r said...

the dong, Nyahaha. Astig yon, eh. Hehe

prinsesamusang said...

too bad my father has four daughters.

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Pabling siguro tatay mo noong kabataan nya. Kaya ngayon mga anak nya puro girls. Ganon daw yon, eh.

Itay said...

Anak, hindi yan ang mga tinuro ko sa iyo. Mommy mo yata yan.

- Dad.

Raft3r said...

itay, Nyahaha. You cracked me up! Hehe

the donG said...

me too. watch out for my next contest. it will be something related to roadtrips.

Raft3r said...

the dong, Aba. Sali ako dyan uli! Syempre. Hehe

Jerick (the former Curbside Puppet) said...

nice one!!!

Raft3r said...

jerick, Hehe. Salamat!

wait said...

ang masasabi ko lng
mas close kame ng ermat ko kesa kay erpat.
pero bilib saken yang si erpat. ewan ko ba. hehe may itinuro sya saken at hanggang sinusunod ko. wag ko daw subukan o wag na wag kong gagawin ang paninigirilyo. anlakas kase magyosi yang erpat ko eh. at wag ko daw gayahin yang bisyo nya na yan.

Raft3r said...

wait, Hehe. Yosi kadiri ba? Hehe