No Son Of Mine

Fathers taught their sons to:

  • Not to cry;
  • Play ball;
  • Drive;
  • Be good with their hands like Handy Manny;
  • Respect their mothers;
  • Fear going to the doctor;
  • Handle finances well;
  • Find humor in everything;
  • Never ask for directions, even when lost; and
  • How to cheat on girls without getting caught.

Thank you, Dad. You're the best.

37 comments:

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    As they say, "Like father, like son." Ehehe.

    Happy Father's Day to your dad. =)

    June 20, 2009 1:38 AM
  2. Raft3r
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    andy briones, Nyahaha. Ganon ba yon? Hehe

    June 20, 2009 1:41 AM
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    Oo, ganun yun. Matakot ka pag like mother like son. Ehehe, joke lang. =P

    Ako rin, hindi ako naturuan umiyak ng airpats ko. Maski gustong-gusto ko nang umiyak, wala pa rin pumapatak na luha. Ayaw na yata gumana ng tear ducts ko. lulz!

    June 20, 2009 1:47 AM
  4. Raft3r
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    andy briones, Hehe. I love my mom. I wouldn't mind being just like her. Except for her love for shopping, though. Hehe

    June 20, 2009 2:08 AM
  5. len
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    Lucky you your dad is ever present in your life. Happy Father's Day to him. :p

    June 20, 2009 5:46 AM
  6. Raft3r
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    len, Dads are the coolest - next to moms, of course.

    June 20, 2009 5:49 AM
  7. Anonymous
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    How to cheat on girls without getting caught. -- Bad! Wag mo yang ituro sa anak mo.

    -Wendy

    June 20, 2009 7:12 AM
  8. Raft3r
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    wendy, Hehe. I promise. Hehe

    June 20, 2009 7:21 AM
  9. gillboard
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    Happy Father's Day to your Dad!!!

    June 20, 2009 9:20 AM
  10. Beth
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    I think my hubby can teach my son #2, #9 and #10 so well! Genius siya sa items na un!!!

    Your dad is one blessed dad kung naturo niya yan lahat sa yo. I think Mommy mo naman ang nagturo sa yo mag-pray, right? Kasi wala sa list mo dito un e. :)

    Happy Father's Day to your Dad! With your wit, thumbs up ako sa kanya kung sa knya mo namana yan! :)

    June 20, 2009 9:56 AM
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    Naughty and sweet! LOL!


    Happy Dad's day sa lahat!

    June 20, 2009 10:50 AM
  12. Liza
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    Happy Father's Day to your dad too! Tama si Andy wehehe, kanino pa ba magmamana?

    Hubs says thank you. :)

    June 20, 2009 1:48 PM
  13. laieesha
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    soooo.. dun mo pala nakuha yung "not getting caught". be careful though, mothers teach their daughters how to be intuitive hehehe

    June 20, 2009 3:20 PM
  14. Raft3r
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    gillboard, Salamat. Sa erpats mo din!

    beth, Yeah. Did ya know dapat mag-mamadre nanay ko? Kaso nagkakilala sila ng tatay ko, eh. Hehe

    kris jasper, Yan ang The Deadbeat Club. Sweet and naughty. Hehe

    liza, Ibang level tatay ko! Sukdulan! Nyahaha

    laieesha, Tignan na lang natin kung ano ang mas epektib. Hehe

    June 20, 2009 8:01 PM
  15. cebu image
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    nice beach. saan ba yan?

    June 20, 2009 9:35 PM
  16. Raft3r
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    cebu image, Palawan. Welcome to The Deadbeat Club!

    June 20, 2009 9:38 PM
  17. bena
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    happy father's day to your pap raft3r! like father, like son talaga oh.. ;)

    June 21, 2009 12:22 AM
  18. Joops
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    happy father's day to your5 dad! thanks for the greetngs..

    June 21, 2009 12:44 AM
  19. Raft3r
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    bena, Dapat pala yun na lang ang title: Like Father, Like Son. Hehe

    joops, Thanks!

    June 21, 2009 2:29 AM
  20. eden
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    hi rafter, Happy father's day to your Dad and thank you sa greetings. I forwarded to hubby and he says, thank you for remembering him...

    have a good week

    June 21, 2009 4:56 AM
  21. Raft3r
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    eden, It's my pleasure. =)

    June 21, 2009 5:11 AM
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    wala akong sasabihin kundi..

    happy father's day sa dad ni tatay rafter!

    ("Find humor in everything" - sinunod ko lang, tay! buhehehe)

    June 21, 2009 7:27 AM
  23. atticus
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    hmmm, pag nagkaanak ka ng babae, pakituruan din siya ng how to cheat on men without being caught, ha? para patas.

    yeah, what is it about men and asking for direction? why? oh why? why is it like making rocks bleed for you to ask for directions? why o why?

    June 21, 2009 8:24 AM
  24. Lawstude
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    happy dad's day to ur dad and all the dad in the world.

    better late than never. i was so busy and wasted yesterday that i haven't got a time to greet my friends here. hope u had a great day . :)

    June 21, 2009 7:16 PM
  25. Raft3r
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    hitokirihoshi_kawaii, Saya talaga ng mga comments mo! Hehe

    atticus, I will. Saka bawal syang magka-boyfriend. EVER. Hehe

    lawstude, Wasted? Kwento naman dyan. Hehe

    June 21, 2009 8:16 PM
  26. the donG
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    really??? he thought you the last one? hahaha...

    send my belated happy father's day greeting to your father.

    June 21, 2009 8:27 PM
  27. Raft3r
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    the dong, Nyahaha. Astig yon, eh. Hehe

    June 22, 2009 1:11 AM
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    too bad my father has four daughters.

    June 22, 2009 3:02 AM
  29. Raft3r
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    prinsesamusang, Pabling siguro tatay mo noong kabataan nya. Kaya ngayon mga anak nya puro girls. Ganon daw yon, eh.

    June 22, 2009 4:09 AM
  30. Itay
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    Anak, hindi yan ang mga tinuro ko sa iyo. Mommy mo yata yan.

    - Dad.

    June 22, 2009 9:57 PM
  31. Raft3r
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    itay, Nyahaha. You cracked me up! Hehe

    June 23, 2009 2:06 AM
  32. the donG
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    me too. watch out for my next contest. it will be something related to roadtrips.

    June 25, 2009 2:37 AM
  33. Raft3r
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    the dong, Aba. Sali ako dyan uli! Syempre. Hehe

    June 25, 2009 7:19 AM
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    nice one!!!

    June 25, 2009 9:18 AM
  35. Raft3r
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    jerick, Hehe. Salamat!

    June 26, 2009 7:39 AM
  36. wait
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    ang masasabi ko lng
    mas close kame ng ermat ko kesa kay erpat.
    pero bilib saken yang si erpat. ewan ko ba. hehe may itinuro sya saken at hanggang sinusunod ko. wag ko daw subukan o wag na wag kong gagawin ang paninigirilyo. anlakas kase magyosi yang erpat ko eh. at wag ko daw gayahin yang bisyo nya na yan.

    July 31, 2009 12:29 PM
  37. Raft3r
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    wait, Hehe. Yosi kadiri ba? Hehe

    August 1, 2009 12:58 AM