Thursday, December 10, 2009

I Was Hoping

With presents wrapped and Noche Buena fast approaching, Raft3r bestows his Holiday wishes to the following:

1. Marian Rivera – You are almost perfect. A speech/language course is in order.
2. Janet Jackson – A major comeback worthy of your iconic stature.
3. The Bitch – A landslide loss in the upcoming election.
4. Jodie Foster – A third Oscar and a new hit movie.
5. Pinoy politicians – Time to finally grow a conscience.
6. Maguindanao Massacre victims – May real justice be served.
7. Tiger Woods – A sense of contentment.
8. Manny Pacquiao – Focus on what your good at. I am not referring to women, of course.
9. The Starlet – None. Kokey is your Karma.

55 comments:

Jerick said...

as far as i would want not to be in objection kuya, i'm pro-precious. so i want mo'nique to win and get a nomination first.

Raft3r said...

jerick, Hehe. Oks lang. Wala naman movie si Foster ngayon, eh.

gillboard said...

parang may galit ka dun sa starlet ah... hehehe

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Wala. Wala talaga. Pero nakakatawa naman talaga ang naging tadhana nya, diba?

ganns said...

What was her last film? Beaver? What does that say about her career?

Raft3r said...

ganns, Nim's Island ang huli nya. Nagsyu-shooting palang sila ng Beaver with Mel Gibson.

len said...

Ang ganda ng wish mo for Marian. May inside story ako about diyan. haha

Landslide loss for Gloria is the best gift Cabalens can give to the country.

Wala ka naman palang wish kay Locsin, sinama mo pa.

Raft3r said...

len, Ang tawag don ay CLOSURE. Hehe

len said...

Closure, closure ka pa diyan. hehe Hindi pa rin yata nare-renew iyong contract niya sa Star Cinema. Kaya maawa ka na.

Raft3r said...

len, Sa Kokey palang awang-awa nako sa kanya! Nyahaha

len said...

Kaya tantanan mo na. haha

Raft3r said...

len, Pramis. I-fb kita. May tanong ako. =)

len said...

Dati mo pa sinasabi iyan. Sige, nasa office pa ako. Waaaahhh...

Raft3r said...

len, Eto na talaga. Ayaw nya kasi tumigil din, eh. Hehe

Wendy said...

Sana matupad ang no. 1. Medyo disappointing kasi pagnaririnig ko syang magsalita. Hehe, ang bad.

For Filipino politicians to grow a conscience - wishful thinking yan. They'd grow horns, but not a conscience.

ahmer said...

bitin ako sa list parang may kulang hehe : D

Raft3r said...

wendy, Parang lahat yata sa listahan ay wishful thinking. Hehe

ahmer, Bakit? Kasi hindi 10? Hehe

Anonymous said...

:)

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Welcome to The Deadbeat Club! :)

Anonymous said...

i think...

your wishes for this christmas also parallels to what most of us would want to obtain this season full of joy, love and hope.

keep on writing... you make other people's wishes come true... by being their voice. by being the symbol of their shattered hopes. happy xmas raft3r :)

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Thanks for all the kind words. You just made my day! ;P

escape said...

hahaha... wala ba para kay dong ho. lol.

Raft3r said...

the dong, Sa New Year's list. Hehe

atticus said...

natawa ako sa marian rivera. hindi ba siya magaling magsalita?

yeah, tiger woods, you are such a disappointment. i don't like you anymore.

Raft3r said...

atticus, Saking pakiwari magaling sya. Sa iba, sablay. Hehe

cookie said...

wow.. ang swerte naman ni anonymous... she/he was able to complete your day... the who? hahaha!

Raft3r said...

cookie, Ngayon kilala ko na sya. Binabawi ko na ang sinabi ko. Nyahaha

Wendy said...

Haha oo nga. Pero si Marian baka pwedeng gawan ng remedyo ang "speech defect" nya. Hehe.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Pag-aaralin ko sya. Pramis. Hehe

Visual Velocity said...

Sino si "The Bitch" at si "Kokey" ? Ay teka, si "The Bitch" parang kilala ko na: yun ba yung vertically-challenged na babae? Si "Kokey" sino yun? :D

Raft3r said...

andy, The fact who don't know Kokey proves na karma talaga yan. Hehe

cookie said...

ah ganon ba?
swerte sya talaga...

ang bait mo grabe...
wala kang katulad.

mag-ingat ka...
baka isang araw mahanap
ka nya...

Raft3r said...

cookie, Sino?

Random Student said...

After hell week, I'm back.

1. Marian Rivera – So this is your Darna, huh?
2. Janet Jackson – She can channel his big bro for inspiration.
3. The Bitch – (I'm dead to Politics)
4. Jodie Foster – Will Amelia be Hilary Swank's 3rd?
5. Pinoy politicians – Go Monarchy! Go!
6. Maguindanao Massacre victims – Amen.
7. Tiger Woods – Paging Accenture...
8. Manny Pacquiao – You know!
9. The Starlet – Ang laki talaga ng galet haha!

Random Student said...

her big bro pala OH NO SAKIT KO NA RIN ANG SAKIT NI RAFT3R! ang mag edit in public haha!

Raft3r said...

random student, Kaya naman pala ang tagal mo nawala. Hehe. How was Hell Week?

cookie said...

sino sya?
eh di si anonymous...

ingat ka lang...
baka matyempohan ka nya...
makita ka nya bigla tapos...
tapos...
tapos...
tapos...

.

Raft3r said...

cookie, Di ko na kelangan pa mag-ingat. My indifference will kill her or him.

professor said...

Ang Christmas wish ko ay peace on Earth.

Raft3r said...

professor, Bakit walang "and goodwill to all mankind?" Hehe

eden said...

#6 Sana nga. The whole world is expecting for that.

Merry Christmas and Happy New year!

Raft3r said...

eden, Sana nga masaya tayong lahat sa Pasko. =)

partner said...

Partner, my wish for Christmas naman is happiness.

Raft3r said...

partner, Nice wish! Sobra.

cookie said...

patay na sya by this time for sure.

makikilamay ako sa kanyang pagpanaw.

Raft3r said...

cookie, I feel nothing.

Anonymous said...

Denoy, nu ba laki talaga galit mo kay Angel pero updated ka sa career ni LYKA...hehehe...Pinasabi pala n'ya Magmahalan Ngayon Pasyo and Merry Xmas to All...Wata

Unknown said...

Denoy, di masyadong halata yung galit mo kay starlet pero updated ka sa nangyari sa career nya...nyahahaha...Pinasabi pala ni LYKA Merry Xmas and magmahalan, lalo na sa darating ng kapaskuhan.

Raft3r said...

wata, Ma! Ganyan talaga ang buhay. Mabilis ang karma.

noemi, Pinatawad ko na sya. Kawawa naman, eh. Hehe

abie said...

amen to all of that.

Raft3r said...

abie, Amen.

The Scud said...

karma nga ni starlet si kokey. good karma. :p

Raft3r said...

the scud, Nyahaha. Sige na nga. Good karma na. Kunwari. Hehe

RaYe said...

sama ako sa #6... i saw their photos at fb.. sana talaga may justice!

Raft3r said...

raYe, Sana lang talaga meron.