Thursday, November 19, 2009

If

What if:

1. Pacman did not win against Cotto;
2. the Philippines has not been devastated by Ondoy and his friends;
3. GMA never became President;
4. the starlet never switched networks;
5. polygamy is not a crime;
6. there is only ONE religion;
7. Janet’s wardrobe malfunction did not occur;
8. Palin won as Vice President;
9. The Deadbeat Club never existed.

Would the world be a better place?

Post script: If is one of Janet’s 19 #1 songs in Billboard Hot Dance chart. It is the second single from the janet. album.

60 comments:

Stephanie... said...

Natawa ako sa number 2...parang cartoon show lang, "Ondoy and friends"...

the donG said...

one number here i strongly agree. hahaha... what if...

Raft3r said...

stephanie, Parang Superfriends ba? Hehe

the dong, Which one? Nine, ano? Hehe

prinsesamusang said...

i cannot really say better but the world would be more boring that way LOL

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, That is a nice way to look at it.

Judayski said...

eh what if di tayo nanood ng paranormal activity kanina? hay, ilang minuto din yun ng buhay natin that we could have used to do something to save the earth. ahahaha! :)

Raft3r said...

judayski, Sinabi mo pa. Btw, I emailed Laieesha na. Hehe. Stick to the script, ha. Nyahaha

The Scud said...

sagot ko sa #4 -> she would not have gotten that Emmy nomination. palipatin mo na rin sa kabila si darna. hehe.

and for #9, well we would not have known wifey has a new album coming out soon.

nyahaha...

Raft3r said...

the scud, She hardly made a dent when she transferred.

gillboard said...

ang daming questions...

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Siyam lang. Hehe

Anonymous said...

ma-datung pa din si Pacman if he lost =) at masaya ako kung natalo sya.. hehe
alam mo sa kaka-okray mo sa no. 4.. mukhang bitter ka na Raft3r =)
pabayaan mo na sya.. haha
-charlie

Raft3r said...

charlie, I'm happy for her. Really.

cookie said...

what IF's - are all these pointing to REGRETS?

I mean, even if some of us don't believe in "things happen for a reason", after you exhale from a serious realization, a person would probably see "the good side" in what has transpired.

Regrets only adds up to our pains.
We have a good life, despite the tragic and inevitable experiences.

Each day opens a door for us to see the light. Keep up the faith.

Raft3r said...

cookie, Yes. Yes. Yes. Hehe

hitokirihoshi_kawaii said...

my answer:
1. hindi effective ang ini-endorse nyang shampoo...pan-dandruff lang talaga
2. tuloy ang pamimiesta ng maling urban planning
3. makikilala as anak lang ni former Pres. Macapagal
4.hindi mo magiging crush si marian
5.mas dadami ang mawawasak na family, dadanak ang aids
6.ayos wala ng magsasabi na sila lang ang tama
7. ok lang sikat na s'ya
8. ng Pilipinas?
9. hindi ko makikilala si Rafter

Post script: okay lang naman dun sa huli. makakain pa naman ako at mabubuhay ng payapa.... pero buti If lang, hirap din siguro e. (naka naman!!!! sobrang cheesy)

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii, Nyahaha. Buti na nga lang at if lang sya. Cheesy, eh. Hehe

atticus said...

contribution ko riyan: what if the philippines is a superpower, and atticus is its president, and all men are loyal to their mates?

punyetang word verification iyan: MATING! nakanampots.

Raft3r said...

atticus, One word: SCARY!

the donG said...

great! just read your comment. may mga bloggers din na iba na gustong sumama. send ko details. email mo lang ako para makita mo ang itinerary.

Raft3r said...

the dong, Send ko sa facebook. Thanks!

Wendy said...

GMA not becoming president, no evil FG.
One religion, ay ang yaman ng simbahan ng relihiyong yan.
No deadbeat club, unthinkable! O di ba, para kong bayaran? Hehehe.

Wendy said...

GMA not becoming president, no evil FG.
One religion, ay ang yaman ng simbahan ng relihiyong yan.
No deadbeat club, unthinkable! O di ba, para kong bayaran? Hehehe.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Yes. Bigay ko sayo pera mamaya, ha. Sa dating tagpuan. Hehe

Andy said...

"GMA never became President"

-> GMA who? Never heard of her. lol

wait said...

no more what ifs : D

Raft3r said...

andy, Pinapatawag ka daw sa Malacanang ngayon din. Hehe

wait, Kelangan meron. Para swak sa CD promo ni misis. Hehe

RaYe said...

1. i was actually hoping pacquiao to get KOed by cotto.. me pustahan kasi e..
2. di sana, i was working in a bar na, full time... bwahahahah
3. e di iisa pa lang ang naging woman president.
4. e di walang "burning bridges"
5. e di wala ring word na monogamy, walang marriage, walang sakalan.. *lol*
6. then i'm still be agnostic
7. pass.. di ko kasi nakita un e
8. god bless america!
9. walang makukulit na what ifs! heheh

haba ng comment ko. paumanhin ha. :p

Raft3r said...

raYe, Nyahaha. Ang kulit! Salamat.

Jerick (the former Curbside Puppet) said...

what if she doesn;t have a song entitled "if"?

****hi kuya****

Raft3r said...

jerick, This post would not have been made kung walang "If" si misis. Hehe

Mikes Sumondong said...

i see you're so in love with Janet my friend.

Raft3r said...

mikes sumondong, That's an understament. Hehe. You see, she's my wifey.

paano kung said...

1. e di walang good news itong taon para sa 'pinas.

2. mas marami ang nag-ba-blog ng walang katuturan

3. at ang nanalo si Roco ano?

4. nag-self destruct na abs-cbn entertainment division.

5. walang maiiba.

6. heaven forbid it be the catholic faith.

7. bababa sales ng mga album?

8. siya siguro pupunta sa 'pinas, di si Hillary.

9. ay kinasal na siguro yung blogger na to.

Raft3r said...

paano kung, Ako? Ikakasal? Bawiin mo yan! Hehe

eden said...

9.i would never known your "wifey"..hehehe

Raft3r said...

eden, Hehe. Kahit wala ako, sikat pa din si wifey. Hehe

pete said...

kung sakali ito sa wikang pinoy, diba?

Raft3r said...

pete, Ewan ko. Tanong natin ke Ms. Capati! Nyahaha

Liz said...

If pacman didn't win... hmmm at least medyo sasayad na siguro ulit sa lupa ang mga paa nya, hehe.

Ako rin natawa sa #2! Parang Justice League ang dating, destructive nga lang.

Raft3r said...

liz, Magustuhan kaya sya ni Krista kung talunan sya? Hehe

bestfriend said...

If the startlet did not switch networks then she's not nominated in the Emmy's now..

Raft3r said...

bestfriend, Ok. Good for her.

Random Student said...

masarap nga sana if may time machine na lang to change things if we wanted changes. kaya lang i remember watching American Dad when the dad there changed something only to come home to communist America.

Raft3r said...

random student, Hehe. Ang kulit. Pero mas gusto ko Family Guy kesa American Dad.

len said...

But then again whatever happens happens. ;p

At akala ko ba tatantanan mo na si Locsin? :-))))

Raft3r said...

len, Binanggit ko ba sya? Di naman, ah.

len said...

Sa link kaya name niya nag-a-appear. Lulusot ka pa ha. ;p

Raft3r said...

len, Old post na yon. Hehe

len said...

Raft3r, oo. Old at new post topic mo pa rin si Locsin. I wonder. ;-)))

Raft3r said...

len, I love her. I really do. Nyahaha

len said...

I know. I wouldn't be surprise if one of these days your post will be about her losing in the Emmy's. nyahaha

Raft3r said...

len, Ay. Hindi talaga. Bawal ang talunan sa Malibay blog. Nyahaha

PUSANG-kalye said...

it would have been still crazy---but in a different way......

Raft3r said...

pusang-kalye, Things really happen for a reason ano? =P

Random Student said...

family guy? that baby with the brit accent is so not the spawn of peter that it makes you think why the kid doesn't have his own show yet.

Raft3r said...

random student, Stewey is Raft3r's first born. Hehe

Beth said...

1. He wouldn't have the guts to say na mukhang pera si Mayweather Jr. (dpat daw kasi talunin niya muna si Cotto)
2. the Phil. Advertising Congress will still be held in Baguio
3. FPJ would be.
4. She will still portray Darna?
5. But a sin?
6. But I think God would be happier if people have true relationships with Him, not just religion. :)
7. then she wouldn't be accused of planning it. Did she ba?
8. her daughter's ex bf would be a bit hesitant (read: afraid) to continue with his writings about her
9. then there would be no blog that exists with posts that contains less or a bit more than a hundred words and still make sense.

Have a happy week ahead, Rafter!

Beth said...

Correction:
1. Then Manny wouldn't have the guts to say na mukhang pera si Mayweather Jr. (dpat daw kasi talunin muna ni Manny si Cotto, so ngayon natalo na niya, me K na siya magsalita na mukhang money si Mayweather Jr.)

Raft3r said...

beth, You never cease to amaze me. Galing!