Wednesday, July 6, 2011

The Lady Is A Vamp

Girls can be so defensive, especially when asking a guy out on a date.

Want proof?

Read on.

Scenario 1

Girl: "Raft3r, let's go out for coffee."

Raft3r: "Ok."

Girl: "It's not a date. Ok? We're just having coffee."

Raft3r: "Whatever you say."

Scenario 2

Girl: "Let's go to Tagaytay. Overnight."

Raft3r: "Just the two of us?"

Girl: "Yeah. Hwag ka nga feeling. Dalawa kwarto sa bahay. (Don't be too sure of yourself. There are two rooms in the house.)"

61 comments:

saM said...

naakkkks gwapo?

Raft3r said...

sam, Feeling lang. Hehe

bulakbolero.sg said...

yung scenario 2 yung madalas kong maencounter. pero yung 1 parang pag inaaya naman ako mag kape eh, wala ng kadugtong na pagdidipensa. lol.

Raft3r said...

bulakbolero.sg, Nyahaha. Dine-deny nila ko. Hehe

Wendy said...

Hindi sila defensive ha. Nagwoworry lang na baka presumptuous ka. LOL!

Raft3r said...

wendy, Come on! Nyahaha

Mel said...

LOL
Feelingero!

Raft3r said...

mel, Hindi kaya! Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

feelingero ka tlga! buti nalng magaling ka magdrive!hahahha -enzo

Raft3r said...

enzo, Sira ulo ka! Hehe

gillboard said...

ikaw na ang niyayayang lumabas.

kaya lang dinedeny ka. lolz

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Sila ang feeling. Hindi ako. Nyahaha

the scud said...

aba. chick magnet si kuya!

Raft3r said...

the scud, Chickboy. Gaya mo! Hehe

dong ho said...

yun oh. hahaha... may mga ganyan nga.

Raft3r said...

dong ho, Ewan ko ba sa mga yan. Hehe

Baby Francine said...

Hahaha
I'll date you.

Raft3r said...

baby francine, Hehe. And I would love to go out with you.

Anonymous said...

she sick? what was that about?

Anonymous said...

she sick? what was that about?

Raft3r said...

anonymous, I have no idea. Hehe

atticus said...

tsk, tsk, tsk. halika, pakurot! be nice.

Raft3r said...

atticus, Why can't girls be straightforward? That would be nice.

eden said...

hahaha.. talagang may mga ganyan..

Raft3r said...

eden, Ano ba yun ganyan? Hehe

Tracy said...

Do you really say yes to everyone?

Raft3r said...

tracy, Almost everyone. Hehe

Nanette said...

Haha. Girl power nga!

Raft3r said...

nanette, You got that right! Hehe

Visual Velocity said...

What they're trying to say is, "Time for sexy time. Now na. NOW NA."

Raft3r said...

visual velocity, Mas matinding denial yan mula sa kanila. Hehe

brando said...

booty call yan

Raft3r said...

brando, You think? Hehe

sniper said...

i like it when girls ask me out

Raft3r said...

sniper, Good for the ego? Nyahaha

Linda said...

Di nga?

Raft3r said...

linda, Hehe. Oo, nga.

prinsesamusang said...

not defensive, obvious! nyahaha iba na talaga ang pogi!

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Nyahaha. Mang-asar pa talaga, ha. Hehe

pete said...

bakit ka ba nila dinedeny

Raft3r said...

pete, Hindi sila proud sakin. Nyahaha

atticus said...

raft3r, because if we are, your heads would spin and the earth would reverse its course. admit it, a lot of you are still scared of women who know, say, and DO what they want.

*okay, stopping earth from spinning backwards now*

consider our not saying what we want as being nice. sabi nga sa "a few good men," you can't handle the truth!

Raft3r said...

atticus, I can handle the truth. Nyahaha

Raye said...

kaiba ata karisma mo. parang she wants to be with you na hindi. ehehehe

Raft3r said...

Raye, Nyahaha. Anong klaseng charisma kaya ito? Hehe

msbolin said...

nakanaman! totoong nangyaring scenario ba yun o mangyayari pa lang? ehehehe.

Raft3r said...

msbolin, Past tense na. Hehe

hitokirihoshi_kawaii jr said...

astig naman ng keyboard ng Macbook mo. ganito talaga?

galing! hehehe

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii jr, Nyahaha. Oo. Astig keyboard ko, diba! Hehe

yummy friend said...

same girl 'to. ahahaha!

Raft3r said...

yummy friend, Sorry. These are two different girls. Madami akong fans. Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

Nakakatawa! Panalo 'to!
-charlie mama

Sa TUE, date tayo!! haha!

Raft3r said...

charlie mama, Nyahaha. Hindi naman tayo talo, eh! Hehe

Anonymous said...

Ganun! Hindi tayo talo?! kahit minsan, hindi mo inisip! hahaha!
-charlie mama

Raft3r said...

charlie mama, Masyado kang maganda para sakin. Para kang si Marian Rivera! Hehe

Anonymous said...

Ganun.. so talagang icompare.. wag mo na nga akong bolahin.. basta date na lang tayo (hahaha!) yun nga lang di tayo tuloy this TUE ;)
-charlie mama

Raft3r said...

charlie mama, Nyahaha. Mas player ka pa nga kesa sakin, eh. Hehe

Anonymous said...

wala nga mangyari eh.. LoL!
-charlie mama

Raft3r said...

charlie mama, Talaga? Sino ba yan, ha? Si John Lloyd? Nyahaha. Kwento mo sakin pag nagkita tayo!

len said...

Natawa ako dito. :)))

Raft3r said...

len, Tama ba ko? Nyahaha