Sunday, July 10, 2011

Oops!...I Did It Again

I haven't updated my list in a long time.

Here's a rundown of Raft3r’s “100 Things To Do Before I Die:”

1. Get out of Baltimore alive.
2. Skydive.
3. Get married in Boracay.
4. Purchase a condo, preferably near work.
5. Switch to Blu-ray.
6. Be interviewed on TV.
7. Write a book. I can’t help but laugh at the idea.
8. Have kids. Twins would be awesome. Cute ones, please.
9. Take life more seriously.
10. Watch my nieces get married.
11. Have an encounter with Martina Hingis.
12. Be in a movie. I can act.
13. Play tennis with Patrick Rafter.
14. Be debt free.
15. Work for the United Nations.
16. Catch the US Open live.
17. Stop procrastinating.
18. Have 7 girlfriends at the same time.
19. Lie consistently.
20. Dress appropriately for my age.
21. Own an island in Palawan.
22. Practice yoga.
23. Take mom to Europe.
24. Stop annoying my next door neighbor.
25. Visit M&M in Australia.
26. Be invited to an orgy.
27. Lose weight.
28. Adopt a chow chow.
29. Learn to play a musical instrument.
30. Be allergy free.
31. Live in New York.
32. Become a vegetarian.
33. Learn to love enemies.
34. Be the voice of my generation.
35. Stop plotting my revenge on high school bullies.
36. Blog more.
37. Run naked in a very public place.
38. Be responsible.
39. Search for the perfect smoothie.
40. Wake up early.
41. Drive responsibly.
42. Be abducted by aliens.
43. Eat sensibly.
44. Get mobbed by fans.
45. Buy my nieces a pony.
46. Finally tell my folks about the Picanto.
47. Become a sports commentator for Wimbledon.
48. Stop complaining.
49. Pray more.
50. Learn to commit.
51. Be practical.
52. Send apology letters to all my exes.
53. Meet Jodie Foster.
54. Go to Graceland.
55. Invent something.
56. Visit Batanes.
57. Get certified for diving.
58. Sex on the beach.
59. Have my teeth whitened.
60. Buy a MacBook.
61. A dinner party with Hannibal Lecter, Dana Scully, and Stewie from Family Guy.
62. Have a Google page ranking of 10 for The Deadbeat Club.
63. A vacation in Tokyo.
64. Learn to ski.
65. Have Hugh Hefner’s lifestyle when I turn 50.
66. Stash more cash in the bank.
67. Learn to say no.
68. Complete the Janet Jackson music catalogue. She’s HOT!
69. Buy stocks and bonds.
70. Start jogging.
71. Become a rock star.
72. Get paid to talk.
73. Eat at IHOP everyday.
74. Sleep all day.
75. A rest house in Tagaytay.
76. Make my country proud.
77. Witness a Marian apparition.
78. A picnic at Central Park with the entire Friends gang.
79. Run a marathon.
80. Engage in charity work.
81. Learn to surf.
82. Curse more.
83. Inspire others.
84. Put up a rehab center for DVD addicts.
85. Have breakfast in bed with Angelina Jolie.
86. Be a ball boy at the Aussie Open.
87. Persuade Denise Richards to give up acting.
88. Grow a full beard.
89. Pick up a new language.
90. Read more.
91. Spend less.
92. Recycle.
93. Start answering my phone calls.
94. Get rid of negativity.
95. Stop making up stories just to make my life more interesting.
96. Hold a giant anaconda. That’s no gay talk.
97. Take a trip to Africa.
98. Learn something from this 11 week training in Maryland.
99. Know how to change tires.
100. Be funny as hell.

50 comments:

saM said...

ano kamo?!.. bfast in bed with angelina jolie?!... become a rock star!? wehehehe... hahahaha. bangag!

bulakbolero.sg said...

ang dami mong listahan.

pastrike out na din yung number 19. lol.

gusto ko den yung mga extreme adventures mo saka yung mga travels.

tara skydive, australia, new york at batanes tayo. lol.

Raft3r said...

sam, Nyahaha. Bangag talaga! Hehe

bulakbolero.sg, Dapat sayo ay San Francisco adventure. Hehe

gillboard said...

di pa ba nagagawa yung 19? :P

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Nyahaha. Hindi pa. I'm still working on it. Hehe

hoshi said...

napagpalit mo ata ang number 3 at number 10. yun ang tamang ranking ng iyong kapalaran. hehehe

Raft3r said...

hoshi, Nyahaha. Bakit naman? Why! Hehe

MinnieRunner said...

Yung may cross out ba nagawa mo na? Especially #26? :P

Raft3r said...

minnierunner, Yes. Lahat ng ekis nagawa ko na. Hehe

yummy friend said...

48. Stop complaining.

hindi mo ito kayang gawin.

Raft3r said...

yummy friend, You're back! Tama ka. Kaya nga hindi ko ma-cross out. Hehe

Raye said...

hehehe...
i'd love to speak with Stewie din...
he's the reason I watch Family Guy. :)

Raft3r said...

raye, He's my ideal son. Nyahaha

pete said...

dalawa dalawang entries
bago to ah

Raft3r said...

pete, Back to back tawag dyan. Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

I love your list.

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Feasible ba? Hehe

Visual Velocity said...

Write a book? Teka, biglang sumakit ulo ko. :P

Anober....

Haha

prinsesamusang said...

ibang klase ang listahan mo. minsan try mo isort based on difficulty. kunwari, impossible, next to impossible, insanely impossible, mga ganun hahaha!

Raft3r said...

visual velocity, It will be a very short book. Hehe

prinsesamusang, Hindi naman halos feasible ang listahan ko. Hehe

Wendy said...

Nice! Marami ka na ring nastrike out. I'm sure possible lahat yan lalo na pag nagkaroon ka ng pet named Angelina Jolie.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Nyahaha. That's an idea! Hehe

atticus said...

ano ang resulta ng #52?

Raft3r said...

atticus, Dedma. Hehe

dong ho said...

Own an island in Palawan.>>> eto ang astig!

Raft3r said...

dong ho, Masarap mangarap. Hehe

Baby Francine said...

Funny list.

Raft3r said...

baby francine, Yun totoo? Hehe

kristin said...

cool. united nations. wanna work for them, too.

Raft3r said...

kristin, Working for the UN would entail living in NY. Kaya two birds with one stone agad yan sa listahan ko. Hehe

Anonymous said...

nakakaduling na yan list mo ha! LoL!
-charlie mama

Raft3r said...

charlie mama, Bakit naman? Hehe

Jr said...

Gawa ko ng sarili kong list

Raft3r said...

jr, Tama. Subukan mo. Hehe

Anonymous said...

pag crossed out ibig sabihin nagawa na?

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Syempre naman!

Anonymous said...

EWAN KO! Basta, nakakaduling sya!
LoL!
-charlie mama

Raft3r said...

charlie mama, Studies show na ang mga naduduling sa current blog post ko ay abnormal. Nyahaha

Sara said...

Wedding in Boracay? Great idea.

Raft3r said...

sara, Konti pa bisita. Kung sakali. Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

ui you drove responsibly na.. in fairness naman sau!hahahha
-enzo

Raft3r said...

enzo, Nyahaha. Salamat!

eden said...

Ang haba ng list mo.. huwag yong twins kasi "double trouble" hehehe

Raft3r said...

eden, Pero that's what I want. Hehe

ahmer said...

Gusto ko magpunta ng batanes!

Raft3r said...

ahmer, Halika na. Game!

mheycute said...

Hahaha! I like the Hold a giant anaconda. Kung di kit a kilala iisipin kong bading ka.

Raft3r said...

mheycute, Nyahaha. Buti na lang friends tayo, kung ganon. Hehe

len said...

Now, that you've switched to Blu-ray will you be giving away your DVDs? hehe

Raft3r said...

len, Ah. Eh. Nyahaha