Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Single Me Out

Single life is anything but boring.

Let me count the ways:

1. Don't recycle. Never date the same person twice.

2. You are in control. No one can tell you what you can and cannot do.

3. Enjoy a drama free existence.

4. You have full financial freedom. (Walang entrega.)

5. If you screw everything up, the single life is not for you. Marry right away.

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

i'm not sure how to react. ano ba to in defense of post kind of thing ganun? haha i've forgotten how it's like to be single but i guess we just have to enjoy where we are right now. natawa ako sa never date the same person twice. feeling ko ang pogi-pogi mo nyahaha

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Nyahaha. For laughs lang ire. Kunwari. Hehe

gillboard said...

gaya ni PM, limot ko na rin kung paano maging single. although you have a point sa pera. the other side of it though is, pag wala ka na pera, pwede mo utangan si partner. :)

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Nyahaha. Masama mangutang. Hehe

Liz said...

parang pareho kami ni PM ng feeling, this is some kind of defense. hahaha.

Raft3r said...

liz, Nyahaha. Para san naman? Hehe

Anonymous said...

ikaw ba ito?
isa kang mapagkunwari.. hehe!
charlie mama

Raft3r said...

charlie mama, Nyahaha. Don't blow my cover. Hehe

Raft3r said...

pete, Aba! Sumasang-ayon ka? Hehe

hitokirihoshi said...

kala ko na kung ano yung sa don't recycle, ibo- boycott ko na sana itong blog na to e. hahaha

oo naman, pag niluwa mo na wag mo ng damputin ulit. pero kung love mo pa, puwede namang hugusan. you know, wala pa namang five minutes.

akala ng iba, sad ang maging single.
ale: wala pa bang nagkakamali?
hoshi: opo, wala pang tumama!

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi, Apir! Hehe

Jayr said...

Aprub!

Raft3r said...

jayr, Hehe. Aprub na aprub!

elsa said...

walang walkout?
lol

Raft3r said...

elsa, Nyahaha. Please don't get me started. Hehe

brando said...

nagwalkout na naman ba

Raft3r said...

brando, Kulit nyo. Walang walkout ba nangyari. Hehe

escape said...

hahaha... walang entrega. ayos.

Raft3r said...

dong ho, Sayung-sayo pera mo. San ka pa. Hehe

Baby Francine said...

You're so sarcastic.

Raft3r said...

baby francine, You know me well. Hehe

Anonymous said...

May issue ba?

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Paano magkaka-issue kung may drama free existence ako? Nyahaha

Purple Enigma said...

i agree.. tikim-tikim lang dapat.. ehehe.. :)

Raft3r said...

purple enigma, Tama. Mas masarap tumikim. Hindi nakakasawa. Nyahaha

brando said...

aba
nakahanap ng kakampi

Raft3r said...

brando, Nyahaha. Syempre!

Anonymous said...

single ka ba talaga ha?

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Well. I'm not married. So that makes me single. Hehe

Anonymous said...

masarap maging single.

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Amen. Hehe

rita said...

bakit ba ha

Raft3r said...

rita, Huh? Hehe

Paul said...

Di nga

Raft3r said...

paul, You're married, aren't you? Nyahaha

Wendy said...

LOL @ #5. Those who manage to screw up single life really deserve to be married. And vice-versa!

Raft3r said...

wendy, Yes. Those who aren't strong enough should tie the knot. Nyahaha

dora said...

go lang ng go!

Raft3r said...

dora, Teka. Parang ganito din yun comment mo sa isang post, ah. Hehe

eden said...

Natawa ako sa never date the same person twice..iba ka talaga.. tikim tikim lang..lolz.

Raft3r said...

eden, Nakakaumay kasi. Nyahaha

John Ahmer said...

ayus! hehe

Raft3r said...

ahmer, Syempre! Hehe

len said...

Master na master mo na ang mga ganitong topic. :)

Raft3r said...

len, I can write posts like this with my eyes closed. Nyahaha