The Deadbeat Club is now on its fourth year!
The following are just some of the memorable lines in the past 365 days:
I really just don't care.
My Sony Bravia is such a thing of beauty I could practically marry the bitch.
How dumb am I that I can be duped by my own flesh and blood?
(Idiot)
McDonald's tastes good anywhere in the world.
A beautiful and expensive wedding does not make a happy marriage last
forever.
T-Bag has nothing on Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear.
For a change, I did something good for myself.
As God as my witness, I will never fly budget again.
Love is spelled J-a-n-e-t.
Nothing like a bevy of beauties with dark underarms to ruin an otherwise
perfect vacation in paradise.
Cursing is a good stress reliever.
Don't take me too seriously. I don't.
Though walking is a good form of exercise, it also works out one's appetite.
The one thing I detest most in the world is a coward.
Smile. Life is awesome.
Why are most dogs cuter than their human owners?
Only in Mali Bay will you find unscrupulous people who would be interested in a half breed and sell it for a profit.
(Taken)
Whenever I run into a 70 year old man holding hands and being affectionate with a 20 year old chick, I see love.
I believe a lot of people are suckers for love.
I just don't have the heart to summon someone to take my order and bring me my drink when the waiter is way shorter than my 7 year old niece.
Raft3r's two favorite words: "Malapit nako. (I'm coming.)"
I live a very sad life these days.
But can there be love without sex?
(Sex And Candy)
(Sex And Candy)
Kung gigising ako ng ganon kaaga, dapat ako ang bayaran nila.
(Run This Town)
(Run This Town)
I don't care much for most humans. But I love all dogs.
(All Dogs Go To Heaven)
(All Dogs Go To Heaven)
You are delusional if you think you can change me.
A 35 year old man being accompanied by his mother to a doctor's appointment is just plain embarrassing.
Besides, death extinguishes debt.
Now that you found an escape goat in everyone's favorite bitch, may we know what your next move is?
A man in red underwear is a sight for sore eyes.
Happiness does not normally equate to righteousness.
(If It Makes You Happy)
(If It Makes You Happy)
Watching a 60 year old lady eat a hotdog on a stick and seeing her lick it is just plain disgusting.
(Lick It)
How do you politely tell the proud parents that their child looks like a monkey?
I miss smashing your face.
Can I just ask out your officemate on a date to lessen her worries?
When a man, who you hardly know and is not even your friend, sends you text messages about his whereabouts and even tells you that he is on his way home, what does that mean?
(Clueless)
Mistakes are there for a reason. But I don't think they are made so you can become the butt of all jokes.
Instead of idolizing panty-less celebrities, cocaine sniffing socialites, and an ungrateful starlet, our youth should emulate Janela Lelis of Malinao, Albay.
You don't need a partner to be complete.
How does it feel to have someone who you can't live without?
My childhood musical hero was Milli Vanilli.
I will never run after an ex.
When does love turn into an obligation?
The scariest film of all time is Titanic.
Raft3r is now - officially - a commuter. This means the stress level is twice as high and the urge to hurt or (let alone) kill someone has almost become uncontrollable.
I don't like being tagged in Facebook.
Bakit hindi ba ako magbabayad! (Am I not a paying customer!)
Tongue or no tongue?
Like any other merchandise from the Lopez Empire, No Other Woman is nothing else but pure hype.
Why are relationships so full of drama? Why can't we just have fun?
So the next time you open your ignorant American piehole, get your facts straight.
No one disrespects Raft3r and gets away with it.
I dunno anyone who goes to a buffet just for the salad.
Gloria's present predicament - by far - has more twists and turns than your usual telenovela.
Man hating won't get you anywhere.
I will be a better man for you.
Raft3r has been 80% nice and only 20% naughty this year.
Unlike most of Raft3r's dates, Siri always delivers and never disappoints.
If she ever decides to do porn, now that is classy.
I am the guy who will marry for all the wrong reasons.
In a split second, relationships can turn tragic. That is why I choose to remain single.
Time is a bitch. You can never have it back.
(SexyBack)
Indeed, recession has finally hit home.
If Unkabogable Praybeyt Benjamin (so they say) is the highest grossing local film of all time, what does that say about the Filipino movie-going audience?
Don't recycle. Never date the same person twice.
ikaw na ang may winning lines. :P
gillboard, Wala kang comment sa previous post! Hmp! Hehe
hapi bday!
anonymous, Salamat!
ayan, nagcomment na ako ulit dun.
happy 4th!!!
gillboard, Nyahaha. Idol talaga kita! Salamat!
wagi talaga ang tongue or no tongue lol
caye, Nyahaha. Salamat. Ano nga pala sagot mo sa tanong na yan, ha? Hehe
WOW! HAPPY!
Just keep on blogging noh!!
-charlie mama
charlie mama, I will blog until next year! Hehe
happppppy birthdayyyyyyy!!!! ^_^
emo_runner, Teeeeeeeeeeeenk yooooooooooooooou!
happy birthday sa malibay
anonymous, Salamat!
nakaapat kana pala
pete, Awful 4! Hehe
4 na taon ka na palang nanggogoyo
bradon, Correction. 24 years na akong nanggogoyo. Nyahaha
tagal mo na pala blog
elsa, Oo. Kaw, eh. Recently ka lang nagsimula nagbasa dito. Hehe
Happy anniversary! Parang kelan lang no. :)
liz, Pati sa blogging tumatanda nako! Nyahaha
Birthday ba ito o anniversary?
jayr, Ewan ko nga ba. Hehe. Both?
Congratulations!
anonymous, Ha? Did I win anything? Hehe. Salamat!
kita kits mamaya
pete, Ha? Kasama ka pala! Hehe
Happy Anniversary Kuya Raft3r!
i'm glad na feeling ko part ako ng 4 na taon ng blog mo. hehehe
mabuhay kita kita sa 2013, sa kasal mo. hahaha
hoshi sr, Big part ka. Syempre. Pati si Chief! Sya, sya. Kita kits next year! Hehe
congratulations! four years. mas may commitment ka sa blog mo kaysa sa sinumang girl you went out with. hahaha!
atticus, Aray! Nyahaha
Happy 4th blog anniv! Dapat may contest ka. Ang premyo ay walking tour sa Malibay plus a free meal sa sm moa after the tour. Hahaha
wendy, Nyahaha. Sobrang creative mo talaga! Hehe
wow happy chinese new year! haha
ahmer, Nyahaha. Bukas pa yon. Sayo din! Hehe
How was the concert? Congrats sa blog mo.
Salamat sa bati. Katy was awesome pero super late. Hehe
hbd sa dbc!
jejemom, Nahirapan pa ako isipin ang ibig sabihin ng comment mo. Hehe. Eugene? Nyahaha
maligayang pagtanda. more please.
sam, Until January 2013 pa naman. Kaya more pa din yon. Hehe. Thanks, Sam!
bakit nga ako kelangang mag-comment dito?
yummy friend, Hay naku. Dapat kahapon. Hindi ngayon. Tsk, tsk
Late greetings, I know but happy anniversary sa Mali Bay!
Blog-hopping gives me a certain kind of joy so keep on writing! :) Kahit one-liner lang ang post mo. :)))
len, Hehe. You have until next year para ma-enjoy kunwari ang The Deadbeat Club.
Wow, congratulations, 4 yrs na pala! Keep blogging..:)
eden, Oo. 4 years na. Time to retire. Hehe
Why quit blogging?
anoynmous, Nakaka-stress din kasi mag-isip na ibla-blog. Hehe