Friday, September 7, 2012

Why Can't It Be

Why men can't be women:

1) Given our raging hormones, we will always be pregnant;

2) We are insensitive;

3) We are way too hairy;

4) We are sloppy and immature; and

5) We hate Oprah.

Post script: #4 is partially lifted from a line in Friends, Season 7. Unlike Senator Sotto, Raft3r likes to cite his sources.

46 comments:

Overthinker Palaboy said...

Iba talaga ang galit kay sotto ah.

Denoy Eusebio said...

overthinker palaboy, Hindi kaya. Eat Bulaga avid viewer ako! Nyahaha

Elsa said...

Nice segway
LOL

Denoy Eusebio said...

elsa, Nice! Hehe

pete said...

agree

Denoy Eusebio said...

pete, Magugulat naman ako kung disagree ka. Nyahaha

Visual Velocity said...

Correct, siguro kung babae ako matagal na akong buntis. High school pa lang siguro. Haha

Denoy Eusebio said...

visual velocity, Malamang ako din! Nyahaha

Overthinker Palaboy said...

natatawa ako sa inyong dalawa denoy at visual v.

Denoy Eusebio said...

overthinker palaboy, Yes. Andy is a hoot. Nyahaha

Elsa said...

Ang sarap kaya maging babae.

Denoy Eusebio said...

elsa, Ok. Sabi mo, eh. Nyahaha

Jayr said...

Pasalamat na lang tayo at walang tayong buwanang bisita at bahay bata

Denoy Eusebio said...

jayr, Bakit ayaw mo ma-experience? Nyahaha

gillboard said...

I don't know what to say. I'm speechless.

Denoy Eusebio said...

gillboard, Ikaw? Speechless? Hehe

Anonymous said...

ano ba talaga ang topic dito?
hehehe

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Whatever you want it to be. Hehe

Wendy said...

Men hate Oprah? Didnt know this. Gusto ko pa namang iadopt na mother si Oprah. Hahaha!

Denoy Eusebio said...

wendy, Nyahaha. You know any man na trip si Oprah? Sige nga.

Elsa said...

Hindi nyo kayang maging babae because you men are such weaklings. Tse!

Denoy Eusebio said...

elsa, Hindi ka naman highblood? Ha? Nyahaha

Wendy said...

Bukod kay Dr. Phil, wala na kong maisip hahaha.

Denoy Eusebio said...

wendy, That's because he works for her. Hehe

Dorm Boy said...

Simple lang naman dapat eh if me kinopya ka give credit to your source.

Ayan me bago na tuloy term sa pagkokopya ni Sotto- Pasottocopy. =)

Denoy Eusebio said...

dorm boy, Nyahaha. Panalo!

Anonymous said...

artista kasi..
di kasi gumaya kay Lapid, aminado na wala syang alam :) honesty is the best policy
-charlie mama

Denoy Eusebio said...

charlie mama, Lito Lapid talaga ang example? Hehe

Baby Francine said...

Women can't be men because we have no capability to be like Sotto.

Denoy Eusebio said...

baby francine, Nyahaha. Wala naman akong masagot dyan!

Baby Francine said...

Women are not losers. That's why Sotto is a man.

Denoy Eusebio said...

baby francine, Tama na. Please. Nyahaha

Hoshi said...

very Rannie Raymundo.

Denoy Eusebio said...

hoshi, Nyahaha. Kunwari di ko kilala yan. Hehe

anita said...

agree ako, ke francine
lol

Denoy Eusebio said...

anita, Asus. Kelan ka ba naman kasi nag-agree sakin, ha? Hehe

brando said...

oprah and sotto
paborito ko sila pareho
hahahaha

Denoy Eusebio said...

brando, Panigurado! Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

Nyahahaha! Sobra!

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Why is it funny? Hehe

linda said...

weeh

Denoy Eusebio said...

linda, Huh? Hehe

Anonymous said...

Hahaha buset
Pang asar
Hahaha

Denoy Eusebio said...

anonymous, Mission accomplished. Hehe

eden said...

I don't watch Oprah show because I don't like her.

Denoy Eusebio said...

eden, So dedma ka when she visited Australia? Hehe