Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Transamerica

Raft3r officially became a woman today.

I did the laundry, pressed clothes, did some grocery shopping, counted my calorie intake, participated in an aerobic class, organized my closet, budgeted my expenses, called folks at home, took out the garbage, washed the dishes, did my bed, listed down things to do for tomorrow, watched a TV marathon of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, and shaved my legs.

The last one was an exaggeration.

11 comments:

pixie27 said...

Bwahahahaha! Actually pag nasa ibang lugar ka talaga hindi lang talaga babae gumagawa nyan pati lalaki narin noh....Pero yung shaving legs mukhang hindi woman yun GAY na yun bwahahaha Joke!

Raft3r said...

pixie27, Nyahaha. I guess the joke's on me, then. Hehe

eloi said...

Happy Birthday, Denoy!
This is a realy cool blog.
You are so funny and neurotic.
We love you.

Your Kapamilya,
Mama E and Papa N

Raft3r said...

eloi, Grabe. Hanggang d2 pa naman sa blog may dichotomy pa din tayo? Hehe. Mabuhay si Dyesebel! Nyahaha. I love you!

Anonymous said...

wow! pwede ng mag-asawa!
-CM

Big Eyed Gal said...

Ano na ba dyan? Belated happy birthday na ba? Basta happy birthday pare! Sosyal. When people ask you where you spent your bday, sabihin mo: "...nasa Marshall Islands ako." Naksss!!! Hahahahaha! Mwah! Miss you Denoy!

Jas said...

Oi, bakit ganito itong entry na ito (kadiri yung last sentence, the one about shaving, hehehe)... baka isipin ng mga taga-Majuro ay backwards dito sa 'pinas at role-play pa rin mga lalaki at babae.

Happy Birthday, Denoy!

E-Tavasi said...

my dear friends :)

I have problem with my own domain name :(

please change my blog link to

http://etavasi.blogspot.com

Raft3r said...

CM, Nyahaha. Pwedeng-pwede na. At gumagamit ako ng fabric softener after laundry. Hehe

big_eyed_gal, Majuro Boy! Yahoo!

jas, Morbid na ba? Alam mo naman ako... Sobrang sarcastic! Hehe

e-tavasi, Will change it. Thanks 4 letting me know, dude.

Sonnet's said...

if you continue doing that, your future wife would love you to pieces:)

Raft3r said...

sonnet's, I know! Hehe. Para syang nanalo sa lotto!