Thursday, July 23, 2009

Future Foe Scenarios

For five days, Raft3r was safely nestled in Hotel Vida.

This place is awesome. For 12 grand a pop, it better be.

Like most Fuego hotels, service is exceptional. 

Raft3r was granted access to free WiFi for the entire duration of stay. I downloaded like crazy.

This is also the first time my nieces aren’t with me. AH1N1 is to be blamed. Normally when I travel locally, they go with me.

My nieces love staying at expensive hotels. The operative term is expensive. Kids these days are hard to please.

Hopefully, that kind of lifestyle can be provided to them by their future husbands. If Raft3r trains them well, they will bring home to mommy billionaire would be husbands for a meet and greet.

Not to sound too materialistic, I want my future wife to be rich. I have no illusions of being a good provider. I am now way too tired to even think about that.

Old matrons, holler me.

39 comments:

Andy said...

"Old matrons, holler me."

-> Sige ka, marinig ka mamaya ni Madame yari ka. Matinik yun, kaka-ayos lang niya ng bumpers niya recently kasi nagdeflate. Ehehe. =)

Raft3r said...

andy, Pwede. Pwede. Hehe

abie said...

wow sosyal, expensive hotels. mag kakasundo sila ni bela. kaya di namin sinama si bela sa aug trip namin, at cheap lang hotel namin at ang mahal x70 grabe...hehehe

dude, ilang comment bago mo ipahiram si benetton?...hehehe

abie said...

akala ko ba papalitan mo template mo? eh isa lang to sa default template ng blogger eh...

di ka nag take down notes noong tinuruan kita ha...hehehe

hanap ka ulit don sa site na yun...dami nice template...kita mo howellabie ko na blog, nag palit din ako template eh...ingit ako sayo..

gillboard said...

yaman... papatikim mo ba samin yang lifestyle mo? hehehe

Raft3r said...

abie, Nyahaha. Oo, ipapahiram na. Hehe

gillboard, Yaman? Naku. Hindi. Makikisakay lang sa yaman ng employer. Hehe

The Scud said...

aba. nag-advertise pa sa blog. good luck sa mga offers. :p

Raft3r said...

the scud, Nyahaha. Oo. Desperado na akong yumaman, eh. Hehe

Jerick (the former Curbside Puppet) said...

it pays to be a two-time US Open champion and a two-time runner-up at wimbledon.

Raft3r said...

jerick, Nyahaha. Makikiride ako sa creds ni Rafter. Pati yun pagiging underwear model nya. Hehe

Wendy said...

Your post made me laugh out loud. Very candid for a guy to admit that he'd want to marry rich. Ako takot akong mag-asawa ng mayaman (as if!) kasi baka matapobre ang pamilya nya! I watch too much soap, I know. Hehe.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Nyahaha. Gusto ko lang maging practical. Hehe. Nood ka Rosalinda. Maganda! Hehe

KunthanRaj said...

Hi buddy..thats a nice work...great...keep up...

KunthanRaj

KunthanRaj said...

Hi buddy..thats a nice work...great...keep up...

KunthanRaj

Hi! I'm Grace said...

Who don't want elegant hotels? :)
Enjoy your weekend, Raft3r. :)

Raft3r said...

kunthan raj, Thank you. Welcome to The Deadbeat Club!

hi! i'm grace, Ok lang. Simple lang naman ako, eh. Hehe

hitokirihoshi_kawii said...

hmmm natuwa naman ako dahil love na love mo ang mga nieces mo. hehehe. ako may mga nieces din pero di ako ganyan. hahaha isipin mong mag-alaga ang may "tamang" auntie. sabi kasi ng iba dyan e, may tama ako. hahaha

pero 100% naniniwala ako na matrona nga ang makakatuluyan mo. hahaha! gusto mo ilapit kita kay madam?... madam auring

Bernadette Anne said...

Lagot ka, Rafter! Your nieces' future husbands would probably blame you for their expensive tastes! :-)

Yes, you will need a sugarmama especially if you get your nieces accustomed to eating at expensive restaurants as well. :-)

prinsesamusang said...

sa tingin ko hindi ka nila papansinin matapos mo silang tawaging old matrons LOL

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii, Ikaw naman. Lahat tayo may tama. Yun iba mas malas lang ang tama sa iba. Talaga? Ireto moko sa kanya? Teka, pakulot muna ako. Diba mga kulot ang type nya? Nyahaha

bernadette anne, Baka naman may mga kakilala ka dyan. Hehe

prinsesamusang, Nyahaha. Yun ang term of endearment ko para sa kanila. Hehe

pete said...

Masama yan. Magbago ka na.

Raft3r said...

pete, Nyahaha. Bakit? Wala naman masama sa nagmamahal, ah. Hehe

Andy said...

Oo nga, walang masama sa nagmamahal, pero kung si Madame ang target ng pagmamahal, huwag na lang. Yaks!

Bukas na ba yung SONA? Nakakatakot yung dami ng pulis sa Commonwealth kanina. Kala ko nga Martial Law na. Ehehehe.

Raft3r said...

andy, Dami ng nagsasabi nyan. Hehe

Paulette said...

wow ang sosyal mo talaga fernando jose! pwede ba mag pa ampon? hehehe

The Phil Guild Guide said...

Aling Dionisia, meet raft3r. Raft3r say hi to PacMom.

Beth said...

ang bad ng plans mo ha? (see, I didn't tag YOU as bad, ung plan mo lang!)

bsta mayaman, khit di mo love, okay ka? I don't think so. Hmmm...someday, you're going to eat your words, Rafter! HAHAHA! I'd really laugh hard when I knew that you married a simple, (mejo may kaya naman or even rich, khit di millionaire) bsta love mo! I am so positive about that! :)

thanks for the bday greeting ha? happy Monday! :)

hitokirihoshi_kawaii said...

ay oo naniniwala ako na kanya-kanyang tama lang yan...hehe! patamaan ko kaya ang iba dyan. joke-joke

oo seryoso, irereto kita pwede ko syang puntahan anytime na ready na ang curly hair mo. tas interbyuhin ko na rin kayo. tas sikat ka na... wahhh scoop yan for me.

eddie mas may chance ka ng makausap si marian rivera... ano na dali! hehehe

vhincent said...

wow saya naman pasyal 2x na lang,

sinu nagsubstitute sa mga nieces mo?

walang mga pics from the hotel ;)

Raft3r said...

paulette, Nyahaha. Ang kulit mo, Rosalinda. Hehe

the phil guild guide, Hello mo. May facebook ka po ba? Hehe

beth, Nyahaha. Natawa talaga ako sa comment mo. We'll see. Hehe

hitokirihisho_kawaii, Promise? Sige, sige. Punta na ako sa parlor agad para magpakulot! Hehe

vhincent, Walang pix. Pero may link para sa hotel. Hehe

eden said...

wowww, grand talaga!

pssstt... may nag a apply naba dyan..hahaha..keep us updated lolz.

Raft3r said...

eden, Nyahaha. Wala pa nga, eh. Di mabenta si Raft3r sa mga matrona. Hehe

abie said...

nabasa ko na to dati pa eh...pinag co-comment mo ako, wala ka naman bago post...hehehe

peace dude...si benetton ko ha...

love you

Raft3r said...

abie, Sya. Sya. Sayo na si Benetton. Hehe

len said...

Kids these days are smarter so be careful with what you teach your nieces. :p

If you want old matrons to holler you, tambay-tambay ka lang sa gabi. hehehe

Raft3r said...

len, Balak ko na nga mag-DI. Hehe

len said...

Raft3r, pwede, pwede. Targetin mo si Mommy Dionesia. hindi ka lang magiging multi-millionaire, magiging instant celebrity ka pa. nyahaha

len said...

Raft3r, pwede, pwede. Targetin mo si Mommy Dionesia. hindi ka lang magiging multi-millionaire, magiging instant celebrity ka pa. nyahaha

Raft3r said...

len, Ay. Tama ka dyan. Bigyan kita komisyon! Hehe