Sunday, July 5, 2009

Smack My Bitch Up

GMA strikes anew.

This time, a malicious internet article leaked about the Philippine President's alleged breast implants. Now, local papers are all over it.

So did she or didn’t she? That is the question.

One writer said we should not judge the President by actions she’s done almost twenty years ago – and Raft3r agrees with that.

But I believe we can always blame Gloria for her present actions that would affect us and the entire nation twenty years from now.

30 comments:

The Scud said...

hala. i was supposed to blog about that today. inunahan mo lang ako. isip na lang ako ng iba. hehe.

when i first read the news online i laughed out loud. i thought it was funny. it turned out to be true. *goose bumps*

have a great week, raft3r!

Raft3r said...

the scud, I wasn't even supposed to blog about this. Natawa lang ako sa balita. Kaya I thought it was worth a shot. Hehe

Wendy said...

Well said Raft. Pero alam mo, even I can't get over the fact that GMA has had a boob job. I don't know but I find it weird.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Baka balak nyang mag-pose sa FHM.

hitokirihoshi_kawaii said...

naks si Raft3r mismo!

may belo na pala nung 1980? hehehe

well agree ako sa tinuran mo ka raft3r! mabuhay ka!

Andy said...

Well, well, well...what a pleasant surprise. Ahahahaha!

"Smack My Bitch Up." Perfect!

Gusto ko 'tong post na ito. Classic!

I read a Yahoo article saying that it's true. Grabe naman yun, why did she admit to having done that? At more importantly, uso na ba boobie jobs nung panahong iyon? Wala lang, just wondering. Hmmm....

gillboard said...

arroyo and breast implants... funny!!!

Lawstude said...

so true. there are more pressing problems today than gma's supposed boob job. :)

len said...

Mrs. Arroyo never runs out of ways to suprise us big time. hehe

the donG said...

i actually thought this was just a joke. lol. kulit naman ng balitang to.

Jerick (the former Curbside Puppet) said...

i loved the title! makes me wanna jump up and dance.

Sharon said...

You crack me up! Oh, the things people worry about....it never ceases to amaze me how they can get so focused on the stupid things in life and totally miss the truly important!

Love the title - on several levels!

the donG said...

hahaha... what an issue?!

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii, Yehey! Mabuhay! Raft3r for President! Nyahaha

andy, You liked my surpise ano! Hehe

gillboard, Three words na di ko dating maiisip magkakasama sa isang sentence. Hehe

lawstude, Hehe. Yan ang Pinoy! Even the small details count. Hehe

len, She never ceases to surprise us. Hehe

the dong, Kulit ano! Sobra! Hehe

jerick, Hehe. Para may continuity ang mga post ko for the President!

sharon, Nyahaha. Salamat. Welcome to The Deadbeat Club!

the dong, Dinaig ang pagpanaw ni Michael ng isyung ito. Hehe

Paulette said...

hahaah!!! nice,,,

imagine her looking like maui taylor

Raft3r said...

paulette, Hot babe? Pwede! Hehe

prinsesamusang said...

i don't even think her breasts are big LOL

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Yun na nga eh. Isang malaking palaisipan. Hehe

Andy said...

@prinsesamusang & Raft3r: Eh kasi nga nag leak kaya nag deflate. Joke. Ehehehe.

Raft3r said...

andy, Nyahaha. Pwede. Notice how I placed the word leak sa post na ire? Swabe ba? Nyahaha

Andy said...

Raft3r: Nakita mo na ba yung picture niya na naga-surfing-surfing? Hehe, ito siya:

http://elementarycalculus.blogspot.com/2009/07/see-those-boobies-glorious.html

Raft3r said...

andy, Grabe. Well researched. Hehe

Salve said...

Natawa lang ako sa news na to, as in.

She's entitled to some vanity. Let her be. :D

Raft3r said...

salve, Yun din naman ang point ni Raft3r. Kaligayahan nya yon. Pero yun mga opisyal na desisyon nya na affected ang mga Pinoy, ibang usapan na yon. Hehe

atticus said...

wala akong pakialam kung sa kahitadan niya ay nagpalaki siya ng dibdib noong 1850 o kung kelan man. hindi isyu iyon.

ang isyu ay ang hitad na iyan, kunwari sumunod sa quarantine procedures ng SARILI NIYANG HEALTH DEPARTMENT, pero dalawang gabi lang, lumabas na.

ruse lang ang quarantine. iyon ang ikinabibwisit ko. and you have people like remonde saying things like "it's absurd" when confronted with reports about the allegedly leaking breast implants. only to admit later that yes, she DID have breast implants in the eighties, but NO, these are NOT leaking.

ilang tao pa ang magsisinungaling para sa sinungaling? para sa ayaw sumunod sa patakaran ng SARILI niyang gobyerno?

walang pakialam sa dibdib niya ang argumento ko. ang argumento ko ay nasa kalooban ng isang tao na nagsasabing lider ko siya, pero pinagsisinungalingan ako.

there. i'm riled up and i'm supposed to sleep.

Raft3r said...

atticus, Point well taken. Have a good rest. Hehe

Paulette said...

kung hot okay sana.... kaso hindi eh! hahaahah! d ko ma imagine! eeeeew!

Raft3r said...

paulette, Nyahaha. You got that right! Hehe

pete said...

Nood tayo SONA bukas!

Raft3r said...

pete, Naku. Matulog na lang tayo.