Thursday, July 30, 2009

In The Company Of Men

To balance things out, Raft3r presents some things about men that women find strange:

1. How we can play sports the entire day but find little energy to accompany you shopping.

2. Why we are always horny.

3. How we can easily forget dates and events.

4. Why we always find an excuse to have a boys' night out.

5. How we tune out when you start nagging.

6. Why we name our cars and treat them like babies.

7. How we can think of a million ways to get YOU in bed.

37 comments:

Andy said...

Guys are all about sex. Fine, we're not all about sex (we just think about it all the time). Ehehe.

Raft3r said...

andy, Nyahaha. You got that right.

wait said...

... matandain ako sa mga dates and events' lalo na yung mga espesyal na ngyari hihi

gillboard said...

I find the first statement funny and so true... hahahaha

Men are lead by their dicks... that's why it's located on our fronts.. hehehe

Raft3r said...

wait, Wow. Prized catch ka kung ganon! Hehe

gillboard, Tama ka dyan! Nyahaha

len said...

I really have to agree with number 1. My dad and my brother are so like that. :p

w.a.i.t. said...

number 5, naku' kay ermat lang di nako maka obra eh... haha

Lawstude said...

Nice. No objection your honor.

Raft3r said...

len, Hehe. Ganyan talaga kaming lahat. Hehe

w.a.i.t., Nyahaha. Iba talaga pag nanay. Hehe

lawstude, Hehe. No objections talaga?

Bernadette Anne said...

Sex + sports + cars = Men (a generalization but applicable in varying degrees) =D

Raft3r said...

bernadette anne, Master ko na ang hasty generalizations. Hehe

Mish said...

lol, so true!

Wendy said...

You know what I don't get? Men and their love for motorcycles! Napakarisky kasi. If I were a boy (haha), di ako magmomotor kasi baka madedo ako nang maaga.

Raft3r said...

mish, Hehe. You agree, huh? Welcome to The Deadbeat Club!

wendy, Nyahaha. It's the need for speed. Di kasama scooters dyan, ha. Ang mga yon salot sa daan. Hehe

prinsesamusang said...

LOL ibang klase ka talaga. before i tried to understand men pero ngayon i realized mas magiging tahimik ang buhay ko if i just let you be!

bisaja said...

#1 is true to most men. I'm just thankful na mahaba pasensya ni forever bf. Biruin mo bang inaabot kami ng isang oras kahit sa groceries lang. Hahaha!

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Nyahaha. Tama yan. Let us be. Hehe

bisaja, You're one lucky girl! =) Welcome back! Hehe

bestfriend said...

bestfriend totoo ba na nagbukas kayo last monday para lang ma accomodate yung mga sabit sa byahe ni madam?

Raft3r said...

bestfriend, Sarado kami Lunes. Hehe. Tsismis lang yon.

Mish said...

yeah, think mai-enjoy ko pagbabasa ng mga blog entries mo. link kita ha! ^_^

Raft3r said...

mish, Salamat. I will link you, as well.

Lester said...

Women find strange that men are clueless when they double-speak. :)

Liza said...

Hahaha, you got it all right, lalo na #7. But you forgot one thing, NEVER ADMIT ANYTHING, kahit na caught in the act pa, 2 uncles ko ganyan!

* Thank you sa bday greetings. :) Mali ang hula mo, hindi si Michael V., si Tisoy! Oh sige imaginin mo si Tisoy na kumakanta ng Beat it. Di ba sobrang funny yun!

Raft3r said...

lester, At sila pa ang galit pag di natin maintindihan. Hehe

liza, Nyahaha. Teka sino si Tisoy? =(

Jerick (the former Curbside Puppet) said...

wala ako masabi. hehehe.

Raft3r said...

jerick, That means tama ako. Nyahaha

eden said...

i agree, so true.

si hubby ko instead sa sport sa computer siya sa train stimulator ..hehehe

Raft3r said...

eden, Hehe. Kanya kanyang trip lang yan. =)

Andy said...

So Bonsai ginawa daw National Artist si Caparas. Patay-patay tayo jan. Ehehe.

Raft3r said...

andy, Maganda naman yun "Ang Babaeng Hinugot Sa Aking Tadyang" ah. Hehe

kengkay said...

mabuti na lang pala si kengkoy e kahit na anong pagod e ready sya sumama magshopping, hehe -- at sempre ready din sa.... ehem :D

Raft3r said...

kengkay, Nyahaha. Naughty ka!

hitokirihoshi_kawaii said...

ah basta bahala kayo kung ano gusto ninyo. respetuhan na lang at walang bastusan. hehehe!

okay na yung may passion at may pini-pursue sa buhay kesa batugan. ok na ang may night out basta mang-iwan ng pang merienda. ok na magpanggap na nakikinig basta wag makipagbangayan... ang di lang okay sa akin ay yung huli.

OA naman yang million ways na 'yan, pwede namang more than 5 lang. hehehe!

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii, Nyahaha. One million talaga. Promise. Ganyan kami ka-creative. hehe

bestfriend said...

masama naman talaga makalimot ng birthday ng gf and anniversay di ba

bestfriend said...

masama naman talaga makalimot ng birthday ng gf and anniversay di ba

Raft3r said...

bestfriend, Ganon ba kasama yon? Pagod kami, eh. Hehe