Thursday, January 21, 2010

The Age Of Innocence

One of Raft3r’s adorable nieces will celebrate her 4th birthday in Hong Kong Disneyland on the 24th.

She may be young. But her words are so full of wisdom.

Consider these:

“Tito (Uncle), liars do not go to SM. They go to hell.”

“Do not talk to the driver while he’s driving. That’s a safety violation.”

“Lolo (Grandpa), I don’t like you today. You’re bad.”

“Thank you for the worst present ever, tito.”

“Look at me. I look nice and sexy, no?”

44 comments:

prinsesamusang said...

your niece and i will make good friends.

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Ipapakilala kita sa kanya!

len said...

Nieces are really adorable!

You gave her the worst present?

Happy Birthday to her! :p

Raft3r said...

len, Naku. Kasalanan yan ng nanay nya. Ako tuloy ang nasisi. Hehe

hitokirihoshi_kawaii said...

wahahaha ang cool ng niece mo! wahooo

amazing!

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii, Mana ke tito? Nyahaha

len said...

Ano ba iyong gift mo?

Raft3r said...

len, Noong Pasko kasi I bought both my nieces several presents. Yun 3 y.o. mahilig sa G-Force. Fave nya si Juarez. Kaya binilan ko sya non. Sabi ng utol ko, yun din daw Xmas gift nya. Kaya papalitan ko daw. So I had it exchanged for anohter G-Force character. Tapos when she opened my G-Force present, iyak ng iyak. Pangit daw! Hehe

Hipchick said...

sobrang nakakatuwa ang ganitong age... i can imagine pag nagsama sila ng little sister ko. hehe!

Andy said...

Mukang magkakasundo kami ng niece mo. :D

Raft3r said...

hipchick, Sabi ko nga ke buntis riot pag nagsama yun mga bagets eh. Hehe

andy, Hehe. Wait until you meet the other one. Yun model.

the donG said...

“Tito (Uncle), liars do not go to SM. They go to hell.”>>> hahaha... ito ang astig!

Raft3r said...

the dong, Panalo diba? Hehe

Wendy said...

Haha, hiramin ko yung thank you for the worst present ever. Your niece took the words rights out of my mouth. (May hangover pa ko sa Pasko.) Ang bibo naman nya. 4 pa lang yan ha. I fear for her parents and the rest of your family when she reaches 8. Baka brighter na sya sa inyong lahat by that time.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Nyahaha. Genius in the making nga. Hehe

The Scud said...

magkakasundo sila ng pamangkin ko. she's 5 and would spew out words like "dili na tikaw friend (you're not my friend anymore)" when she's mad at you. kids.

gillboard said...

cute kid, if only my nieces are like her.

lahat ng pamangkin kong babae maldita.

hay

Raft3r said...

the scud, Kids talaga. Hehe

gillboard, Nyahaha. Lambingin mo para di magmaldita. Hehe

Henry said...

Liars do not go to SM. They go to hell.

==tinuruan mo siyang mahalin ang SM?

Raft3r said...

Henry, Oo. kaya gawin mo sila image models gaya ni Marian! Batang MOA ang mga yan! Hehe

len said...

At least, hindi ikaw ang sinabihan ng pangit. hehehe

Bawi ka na lang sa Hong Kong Trip! :p

Raft3r said...

len, Magastos yan. Hehe

atticus said...

i like her already. she's a meaner, cuter version of me. there's hope for this country!

Raft3r said...

atticus, Nyahaha. Pwede! Hehe

Anonymous said...

Kids are the coolest!

Raft3r said...

anonymous, They are also awesome!

Judayski said...

paborito ko yung worst gift ever! hahaha!!! more quotes from her!!!

Beth said...

I know where she got the phrase "safety violation"! Sa Disney Channel un. I just forgot the program. Your niece is so wise for her age. She deserves the bday celebration sa Hongkong! :) Happy Bday to her!

Raft3r said...

beth, Hehe. Eto at todo gala sya sa Hong Kong. Noong una, ayaw na at lagi na lang daw dito. Gusto Colorado naman. Hehe

pete said...

ang cute!

Raft3r said...

pete, Totoo yan! =)

Anonymous said...

happy birthday dearie! hope you all are having fun in HK!

raft3r! bumalik ka na! dami mong pending! pumuputok na! Nyahahahaha!
...babe

Raft3r said...

babe, Nyahaha. Eto at bukas ovetime na ako. Hehe

judayski, Yan ha. Nakinig ako sya. I blogged about what she said to me noong Pasko. Hehe

bisaja said...

Parang alam ko kung san nila nakuha ang "Don't talk to drivers when they're driving." Lou and Lou Safety Patrol fan ba yan? LOL.

Raft3r said...

bisaja, Ewan ko nga ba kung saan nya napulot yon. Hehe

om said...

Happy 2nd birthday Rafter! More amusing posts please.

Raft3r said...

om, Itong post na ito amusing. Tama ba? Hehe

pete said...

kamusta hong kong?

Raft3r said...

pete, Malamig!

ikou asia 行こうアジア said...

finally something in your blog that amused me!!! heheheheh

Raft3r said...

ikou asia, Sa wakas. Nyahaha

eden said...

4 years old and yet so very smart na. did you train her Raf?? (joke lang) hehehe

Well, Happy Birthday to her and May all her dreams come true.

Raft3r said...

eden, Nyahaha. Well trained sya. Hehe

Anonymous said...

mana sa iyo