Tuesday, January 19, 2010

It Takes Two

The Mali Bay boy’s Deadbeat Club turns another year older today. Yehey!

Just like the previous year, Raft3r presents the quotable quotes of 2009:

There is nothing scarier than answering questions from a priest. (New Beginning)

Ages 5 and 3 spell F-U-N! (Flightplan)

Raft3r’s childhood heroes were Oscar the Grouch, Reggie Mantle, Veronica Lodge, and Donald Duck. Now you know where I got my mean streak. (When I Grow Up)

Girl on girl action is hot. (The Brave One)

My brain simply refuses to exercise. (Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want)

Raft3r doesn’t cry over heartbreaks. (The Truth About Cats And Dogs)

But the best part of sleeping is waking up, especially if you wake up next to someone you actually like. (Sleep All Day)

After all, I was once a fool in love. (Someone To Watch Over Me)

I know. You don’t have to tell me. I’m a coward. (Greatest X)

There is something sexy about women in winter clothes. (Hole In My Heart [All The Way To China])

Be your own best friend. It’s the greatest thing you can do for yourself. (What’s Simple Is True)

I have been constantly losing friends to immigration. (Fly Away)

Four days of fun and partying also mean four days of work piled at your desk while you’re gone. (Karma)

While they write their legal drafts, Raft3r does his blog posts. Guess who’s the lucky one? (Beginning is The End Is The Beginning)

Mr. Tsao, kindly place your photo right beside Raft3r’s. Tell me. Who looks like a servant now? (Man In The Mirror)

I will always be horny. (You Learn)

My cousins would often tease me that I would burn in hell for being different. I told them it didn’t matter. I had air conditioning. (40 Days And 40 Nights)

That doesn’t make me a good person. That only means I’m a pushover. (Breakaway)

Yes, I am not afraid to admit I act like a high school chick every time I see a frog. (The Sum Of All Fears)

I have no interest whatsoever in the private affairs of others. I got my own life to live. (Are You In?)

If a girl can make me wait for at least two hours in order for her to get ready for our date and I won’t get pissed, that is a pretty good indication our relationship can last for a minimum of six months and subject to renewal. (Waiting In Vain)

It only takes a video to make one famous. How else can you explain Paris Hilton? (Video Killed The Radio Star)

It is one of the best feelings ever – almost close to an orgasm. (Pay It Forward)

Thirty years later, my idea of roughing it is getting stuck in a hotel room with no cable TV. (I Know What You Did Last Summer)

It is tough to get serious when everyone around you is an idiot. (Destination Nowhere)

It was just like Waterworld without Kevin Costner’s terrible thespian skills. (The Day The Earth Stood Still)

Spending time with my family is like watching a really terrible movie. You know it’s bad for you. But you still stay glued, just to see how it all ends. (Whoops Now)

We should be kind, even to Satan’s helpers. (Slap A Bitch)

Is Raft3r a baby maker or a manwhore? (Touch My Body)

Post script: For 2008 quotes, click here.

51 comments:

Anonymous said...

I prefer to see it as you finding new ways to make people smile! ;) Keep it up - you ARE a writer!

Raft3r said...

anonymous, You just made my day. Thank you.

ahmer said...

wow congrats' You have done really very good site! : )

Raft3r said...

ahmer, Naku. Salamat sa bola. :)

prinsesamusang said...

yeyeyey! happy birthday to your blog! this is actually cool. you just gave me a pretty cool idea. ang angas mo din pala talaga kaya nagkakasundo tayo eh!

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Hehe. Birds of the same feather ba? Nyahaha. Salamat!

Jerick said...

kuya is a good writer. more like reading an rj ledesma blog.

Raft3r said...

jerick, Asus. Kelangan ko pa tuloy i-google ang Rj Ledesma na yan. Hehe. Salamat, bunso.

gillboard said...

Happy birthday to your blog raft3r!!!

ganda ng quotable quotes... magaya nga yan minsan... kung may mahanap ako!! hehehe

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Naku. Madami ka nyan. Ikaw pa! Salamat sa bati.

The Scud said...

happy blog-birthday, raft3r! kumusta pala ang sinulog?

Raft3r said...

the scud, Salamat. Masaya sya. I miss Cebu already.

Wendy said...

That doesn’t make me a good person. That only means I’m a pushover. -- Haha, sometimes I confuse the two myself.

Congrats! Looking forward to another year of your funny, sarcastic and unpretentious blog posts. Reading your blog has always been fun!

Raft3r said...

wendy, Hehe. Ako din nalilito nasa dalawa. Thanks, Wends. Blog kana uli! Galing mo kaya.

Lawstude said...

lol memorable quotes indeed. happy blog birthday rafter.

Raft3r said...

lawstude, Nyahaha. Memorable ba talaga? Hehe. Thanks!

eden said...

Rafter, congratulations! how time flies quickly, 2 yrs na pala ang blog mo. i always enjoy reading your post. keep on writing and more power to your blog.

Raft3r said...

eden, Thank you. Next time I will try photography gaya mo. :)

Andy said...

Nice quotes! Happy anniversary, Raft3r! Dapat may celebration party. May production number na hinahanda sina Ma'am Wilma. Sasayaw daw si Angel. :D

Judayski said...

Haberdey kay Malibay! Ibibigay ko na ang gift ko sa kanya bukas.

Raft3r said...

andy, Nyahaha. Ok. Hehe. Thanks, Andy!

judayski, Wow! Gift! Ano kaya yon? Hehe. Salamat!

ganns said...

Congratulations, beshpren. You've come a long way! I remember when you still had milk on your blogger lips...

Raft3r said...

ganns, May gatas pa rin naman ako sa labi hanggang ngayon! Hehe. Thanks, best bud!

Hipchick said...

congratulations! kaya ka pala naka $**leave! hehe! :)

Raft3r said...

hipchick, Nyahaha. Kahapon pa yun celebration. Balik buscopan ako ngayon. Hehe. Salamat sa bati!

Liz said...

Uyy, congrats! Isang taon na naman pala ang nadagdag sa Dead Beat Club. Here's looking forward to more years of fun and interesting posts. :)

Happy Blogversary!

Raft3r said...

liz, Hehe. Salamat, salamat.

hitokirihoshi_kawaii said...

Happy 2nd Anniversary Sir Raft3r!

More power!

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii, Wow. Thank you, Ma'am Hoshi.

my said...

Uuuyyyy!!!! Happy birthday sa malibay blog. More power.

Raft3r said...

my, Salamat! Salamat!

Anonymous said...

i like!

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Nyahaha. Parang kakilala kita. I like you, too! Hehe

rm said...

Happy birthday sa malibay blog!

Raft3r said...

rm, Thank you!

Anonymous said...

Interesting read, your mommy dearest made it to the "21 things you want", except for one... tennis!

I like watching the games but not playing it, I'm afraid my short reach will not make me a good player ; (

I'm surprised though that you're putting it out there. Mysteries obviously don't work for you anymore ?

It's Mingkai's bday today, too. Ka birthday ng blog mo. : )

Mommy C.

Raft3r said...

mommy c, You are the best. Kaya loves na loves kita, eh. Thank you.

pete said...

Ang saya!

Raft3r said...

pete, Saya talaga! Thank you.

Anonymous said...

congratulations!

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Thank you.

sheryl said...

go,go,go Den!

Raft3r said...

sheryl, Go where? Nyahaha. Salamat!

len said...

Two years and counting, Congrats!

Continue writing cool, naughty, creative blog posts! Your blog is one of my favorites. :-)))

Keep on writing! :p

Raft3r said...

len, Chief! Naks naman! Coming form you sobrang nakakatuwa! Salamat!

nps said...

At Hotel Vida... free wi-fi... walang magawa... congratulations on your 2nd blogbirthday... guess what? hindi pa pala burado yung blogger account ko which i created on jan. 3, 2007 with only 1 very long serious post. so it's a lonely 3rd blogbirthday for me. buti na lang merong "Forgot Password?" now i can either delete that 1 post and the whole account or decide to rejuvenate my writing hobby. if ever i continue, i'll most certainly write shorter blog posts like yours. Nways, tomorrow is the outreach, don't send claimants to us ok. Ciao!

Raft3r said...

nps, Yes. Hotel Vida. Panalo! Salamat sa bati!

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