If you are a straight guy, I suggest not reading this post.
Try this one instead.
It took Raft3r three months to finally finish reading New Moon.
Yes. As if Twilight wasn’t torturous enough, I needed to have another serving of the Bella-Edward teenage love affair.
Raft3r is going to great lengths to impress the ladies.
I do understand the chicks’ fascination with Cullen. He is a bad boy. Girls love that.
Until now, the entire Twilight phenomenon still escapes me. I have already finished the first two books and they have done nothing for me. Not a thing.
Oh by the way, Raft3r is Team Jacob.