My best friend is a jumper.
He is suicidal.
Every time he is faced with a problem his solution is to jump off a building. Well, that and a few other surprises.
But he has never been successful at killing himself. After all, he is still alive.
To celebrate the Holiday Season, he decided to stop eating entirely.
I should have known better. All the telltale signs were present. Raft3r texted and called him on Christmas. He didn’t reply to either.
On the last day of the 2009, I was informed of his condition. I hurriedly rushed him to the emergency room.
The doctor said he was all stressed out.
It does get tiring saving him all the time. He never learns.