1. Naggers; 2. Gossip girls; 3. Drama queens; 4. Clingy types; 5. Label whores; 6. Bilmoko girls (The Material Girl); 7. Bimbos; 8. Know it alls; 9. Backseat drivers; and 10. Those who don’t put out.
Holy Week was the perfect time to catch up on all the DVDs I have bought and never bothered to watched.
Yes, Raft3r is a hoarder and is mighty proud of it.
With movie snacks by my side, I gathered all my still sealed DVDs and decided which one to watch first.
It gave me a headache just thinking which movie to start my marathon with. So I decided to go the easy route.
Raft3r ditched his unwatched DVDs and headed to revisit the entire Friends series.
You see, I am a creature of habit. It’s Raft3r’s safety net.
I don’t mind watching the same things over and over again. I have no qualms in eating the same meal for long periods of time. I can travel to the same places numerous times and never get bored.
There is something about doing an established routine that is very comforting.
1. I do not eat veggies when mixed with meat and/or poultry. 2. I can re-watch any episode of Friends and still laugh my ass off. 3. I do not like chocolates. 4. I am an impulse buyer. 5. I do not share my problems with anyone. 6. I write 10 blog posts a month. 7. I snack on ice cubes. 8. I am big on fruits. 9. I do not use condiments on my meals. 10. I will never pay for sex. 11. I pick my nose while driving. 12. I have an ongoing love affair with Calvin Klein for almost a decade. 13. I detest self-help and/or inspirational books. 14. I always get mistaken for someone else. 15. I have a cute butt.
After losing a car, the case of the missing ATM card followed.
I accidentally forgot to retrieve my card after withdrawing cash. I only realized my mistake when I was already driving. I went back and the card was gone.
Raft3r immediately called the bank and inquired if any unauthorized transactions were done with my account. Fortunately, there weren’t any.
Bad luck seems to be my on side these days. It’s lucky I haven’t been hit by a bus or run over by a train.
Wait.
What makes me think that hasn’t happened yet?
Raft3r might just be blogging from the afterlife. I heard hell is a WiFi hotspot.
• Lolo (Grandpa); • Patrick Rafter; • Elvis Presley; • Michael Scofield; • Duncan Sheik; • Brad Renfro; • Jerry Maguire; • Marc Cohn; • Joey Tribbiani; • Nick Hornby; and • Hannibal Lecter.
Raft3r just had a quarter pounder with cheese sandwich, 5 pieces chicken nuggets with sweet and sour sauce, 2 large french fries, a caramel sundae, and 2 large sodas - ALL these in ONE sitting.
When I was a kid, I loved playing dead. I would sprawl on the foot of the stairs. Pour catsup on my mouth. Act like I fell. My grandparents were my favorite victims. They were punk’d all the time. It was a blast.
I once fooled a friend to thinking I got my girlfriend pregnant. Her concern was through the roof and it was quite alarming. She was almost on the verge of tears when I told her I was just joking. She almost slapped me.
Raft3r placed a telephone call to a relative and asked for bail. I mentioned I was in a city jail for drunk driving. She was willing to cough up the money and that she was on her way to pick me up. I immediately hung up.
Humor should be part of our day to day lives. Laughter is good for the soul - especially if done at the expense of others.
Dealing with Philippine government agencies is always a hoot.
