When I shut down The Deadbeat Club back in 2013, the idea
was to update it every once in a while. So here’s one.
Raft3r just turned 40.
Yup, I’m a dinosaur. I just don’t look like your ordinary run of the mill dirty
old man. I am Raft3r. Hear me roar!
- I have a very twisted sense of humor. Only intelligent folks, like you, get it.
- I don’t miss blogging.
- I am currently in love.
- I have been fascinated with Herschel bags for a few months now. I am almost over it.
- I have been travelling every month since the start of the year.
- I was able to witness Presumptive President Rody Duterte cast his vote.
- I will be going to Coron, Palawan for the first time.
- I unfriended over 800 people on Facebook.
- I prefer Twitter.
- I collect Janet Jackson’s Unbreakable CDs and vinyls from all over the world.
- I thoroughly enjoyed Batman v. Superman. Deal with it.
- I believe that Marvel movies are for kids.
- I eat hard boiled eggs for snacks.
- I now weigh 140 pounds. This is the lightest I’ve ever been.
- I now moisturize.
- I have a 100% success rate with every job application. That’s five job promotions in ten years.
- I am still counting calories.
- I shook hands with Barack Obama and Janet Jackson.
- I am particularly fond of ice cream cake.
- I love flying. Takeoffs, specially.
- I was recently rushed to the emergency room for severe stomach pain.
- I can now do pull-ups.
- I did not vote on May 9, 2016.
- I get hungry when bored.
- I do charity works but I don’t see the need to publicize them.
- I hate selfies. They are for people who are so full of themselves.
- I am sarcastic. You should know that by now.
- I will eat anything deep fried.
- I don’t act my age. I am very immature.
- I finally did the unthinkable. I introduced my girlfriend to the entire family.
- I can survive on chips alone.
- I want to go back to school.
- I don’t usually like to take credit for most of my achievements. Luck always plays a big part.
- I was once a kept man.
- I never had my heart broken. Yes, I have no feelings.
- I don’t really care how I look. I just want to smell great.
- I miss playing tennis. I really, really, really do.
- I used to read Stevan Javellana’s “Without Seeing the Dawn” on a yearly basis.
- I love fries.
- I am already due for a prostate exam.