Sunday, September 30, 2012


Last night I dreamt that I was KC Concepcion's new man. 

We were sweet as hell. You could tell she was really head over heels for me.

But I was fearful.

I was afraid people would start calling me the next Piolo Pascual.

Friday, September 28, 2012

Black Coffee

Raft3r does not drink coffee.

I'm not a fan and will never be one. 

Whether hot or cold, this beverage simply does not appeal to me. I am not exactly sure why the allure to coffee evades me to this date.

Raft3r is not one of the billions of people addicted to java.

I got nothing against Starbucks and the rest of those fancy cafes. 

Coffee shops are cool hang out places. Just don't expect me to order a cup of joe.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Boys And Girls

Want to be good friends with the guys? 

Serve their egos. 

Want to get the attention of the ladies? 

Shower them with praises. 

Flattery (in both genders) will definitely take you places.

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Face Your Fear

Sylvester Stallone is the male Carmi Martin.

He has lost all facial reactions due to excessive Botox.

Whatever happened to just aging gracefully?

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

The Expendables 2

If you are an action star, you really don't need to know how to act.

Sly and the rest of the gang can pretty much attest to this.

Oh by the way, the movie was a fun ride!

Friday, September 14, 2012

A Stroke Of Luck

Not getting married (yet) and being a long time iPhone user are the two best decisions I've made in my adult life.

Monday, September 10, 2012

Life Is Sweet

After all the whining and bitching, Raft3r finally lands his first (and probably only) travel for 2012.

In a few days, I'll fly to Bohol.

Since this is my third trip to the land of Chocolate Hills and tarsiers, I decided to spice things up a bit.

Consider the following:

- I will be staying at the luxurious Bellevue.

- Goodbye, budget airline. Hello, PAL!

- Cave exploration and ziplining across Loboc River are in order.

The cost for this 3 day adventure may actually feed an entire barangay for a week or so.

Yes, I have to admit. I got carried away. But can you blame me?

After all, this is my first real vacation for the year.

Friday, September 7, 2012

Why Can't It Be

Why men can't be women:

1) Given our raging hormones, we will always be pregnant;

2) We are insensitive;

3) We are way too hairy;

4) We are sloppy and immature; and

5) We hate Oprah.

Post script: #4 is partially lifted from a line in Friends, Season 7. Unlike Senator Sotto, Raft3r likes to cite his sources.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Fast & Furious

In life, you don't always get what you want.

(Most of the time) life hands you things that annoy the hell out of you.

I always wanted a brother - someone I could talk to about girls, sports, and sex.

Instead, I was given a sister.

This was probably the reason why I never learned to open up.

I dunno what lead to this introspection.

But I do know that I needed a new blog post. And I needed it fast.

Saturday, September 1, 2012

I Write Sins Not Tragedies

I will never EVER be good for you.

Please consider this as your last warning.

Post script: Musang, a very good friend, has featured Raft3r on her blog. Check out the sexy interview here. It's good for a laugh or two.